Tell Me Who I Should Vote For

[Mister Qwerty]

 

[Very_sad_man]

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Trump/Pence. If enough people write that on the ballot maybe they’ll finally reconcile.

 

[CallmeCicada]

Hitler

 

[DoomsdayElite]

Lucifer

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

If you're in a swing state, vote Trump for 4 years of high-stakes fun. If you're not in a swing state, pick the third party candidate of your choice or do a write-in. Your local county might not display write-in candidates in the reported results if they're not certified or some shit, look it up.

 

[CoolDudeXD]

Josh Moon

 

[Soup ‘n’ Salad]

Me

 

[CallmeCicada]

A tuna sandwich

 

[Fagatron Over 9000]

Kamala Harris. Having to ask the farms who to vote for clearly indicates you're a homosexual, and she's interested in protecting your rights

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Afroman.

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

Cthulu. The world needs to be cleansed.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Me

Who is your running mate, Les Croutons?

 

[Rudy Coleman]

Harambe to keep the meme and tradition alive

 

[Moneymaker Degen]

My Mom

 

[Cats]

Morris

 

[The Blue Morpho]

Write in Joe Biden, the only legitimate candidate and the rightful Democratic nominee

 

[I'm Retarded?]

both candidates are gay, presidential politics doesn't matter, skip the polls and go do something more productive with your time like jerking off. if you want to take influential political action that has a much greater chance of actually impacting your life, vote local. federal elections are a circus.

Morris

Cheeto Kitler! orange cat bad!!!

 

[The Backwards Man]

Vote for me

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Is Jill Stein still running?