Tell the user above you to commit suicide - KYS

Don't do it.
Today it seems all cloudy, but tomorrow the sun will shine again.
 
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Shove that corn cob down your throat until you suffocate and choke.
 
Go to a dry area where the soil is mainly composed of sandy clay, break the top layer of the soil and proceed to crush up the shale and dry clay, then put it in a plastic baggy, cut off one corner of the baggy to a comfortable width where it can fit inside your right nostril, insert the opened corner into your nostril and proceed to then inhale through your nose.
 
My good man, i would suggest to you in your current situation that you proceed to end all of your nesscessary bodily functions by means of self harm.
 
May Amber Lynn grace your face with her special place. It will be the last mustache ride you'll offer in this life.
 
If you had a gun with two bullets, and were in a room with Hitler, Osama, and yourself... I hope you shoot yourself twice.
 
Choke yourself.

Not with your hands.
Not with my hands, either.

Do it on the snotty end of my fuckstick..... at a medium pace.
 
Toe-tickle the trigger on a shotgun pozloading your fifth point of contact.

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chuck a toaster in that tub
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But that's how I give my morning bath coffee extra kick.
 
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Go into the Savannah nude, with only a salt shaker and a container to fill with water.
 
Go to your local farm and suck off all the animals until you get kicked in the head.

If it's not working, keep going until they get raw, and that should help.
 
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