Tell us something boring and uninteresting about your life

[A Cat in a Minefield]

I speak the same language as my parents.

 

[Kerry]

I like birds.

 

[Rudy Coleman]

i am too lazy to swap my socials over to my new phone so i just hot spot my old one when needed

 

[The Ghost of Rarity]

I have a piece of pencil lead stuck in my hand and in my leg, no idea how they got there

 

[Spunt]

A stoner ex-gf of mine had a hamster called Spliffy.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I eat food.

 

[SaltyButter]

One time, I had breakfast for dinner.

 

[Fae Supremacist]

I like trains.

 

[the rat]

I've never actually seen a rat before.

 

[Safir]

I only bought a computer (a gayming laptop) once, with the first big payout from my first job at a call center. I had worked for 30 days straight, 13 hours per day, stalking people and asking for their shifts. That was a long time ago. Since then, I got

• one laptop as a gift from a guy whose CV I reworked (he got hired),
• one laptop as a gift from a butler for a British-Russian "elite" family (formerly his young charge's laptop, her parents bought her a new one) -- he replaced the UK plug, too,
• and two were left over from job scams/mishaps, they didn't ask for their (at the time hi-end) laptops back and I didn't volunteer.

I always wanted a desktop, and (once it became possible) displays to span 120 degrees. But life keeps giving me free laptops. Thanks, life!

 

[Nicholas Gur]

I wash my ass.

 

[Sandnigger Mudhut]

I proofread many of the papers on nearly-linear-time Laplacian solvers before publication.

 

[Ventrue]

I like rainbows.

 

[Bothriolepis]

Out of all the people I've ever met, I'm reasonably confident that I can name the most exoplanets.

 

[YHWH's Strongest Soldier]

I work for Mossad.

 

[AbyssGazer]

I just shat myself, but it didn't go through my underwear so it's all good.

 

[Apochrypha]

I occasionally brush my teeth in the shower

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

For a three week period in 2010 I had Red McKenzie's "The Trouble With Me is You" stuck in my head.

 

[Skeletonized Cow]

I was once a gravel inspector for 6 months.

 

[Silver Higgs]

I like music.