Tell us something boring and uninteresting about your life

[Gaddafi]

I'm scared of escalators

 

[Mike Matei's Penis]

I only have two eyes.

 

[Chao Garden]

I like pasta

 

[Ytsuken]

I like pasta

I'm about to cook some pasta.

 

[NoReturn]

I could not be a fighter pilot.

 

[WilliamDeLaPole]

My favorite thing in the world is when your dog is laying down not facing you, then you start talking to them and instead of turning to look at you they just wag their tail.

 

[rabbitgay]

I love the smell of wet bark and moss.

 

[fat_rat_on_the_grass]

I listen but also talk (its hard to think of whats not interesting cause i find everything interesting!!) can you tell the latter?

 

[𒀭Δημιουργός χάος]

Just eating delicious Penne All'arrabbiata.

 

[Pina Colada]

I paid my medical insurance bills before leaving for work this morning.

 

[Lovely Kin]

My life as a bureaucrat means I rarely do anything different at work. Same motions.

 

[The News Crews]

I paid my medical insurance bills before leaving for work this morning.

I enjoy this user's avatar

 

[PuffMacMuffin]

Oh here's another one, I'm lazy to exercise, but I get motivated to exercise by playing Hatsune Miku Fitness Boxing on the switch. I get a good sweat for about 90 minutes of "shadow boxing".4-5 times a week.

 

[YouMustBeLoggedInToDoFat]

I blink occasionally

 

[Lady Bizness]

I almost had an ingrown toenail but I dug it out and then taped the one side of my toe to hold the skin away from the nail for about a week and now it's better.

 

[2mm and 99 others]

I have a small collection of keys and chips from my former workplaces.
Those people likely were more afraid to ask for them and have to somehow convey I was fired (I just stopped getting new tasks in email) and deal with whatever reaction they expect from me, than deal with the fact I still have the keys. Sometimes I walk past those places and wonder if the keys still fit.

 

[Adrenochrome Dreams]

I’ve never had a tooth removed.

 

[Grand_Ole_Ostritch]

I'm eating popcorn.

 

[rat fucker]

I only drink from thermobottles.

 

[Nice Comoesta 🔰]

Nice Comoesta has a dead spot on his face from nerve damage caused by shoving shit up his nose at 4 years of age.