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what the fuck is moon water
 
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Distilled water in a jar. Was expecting something more ridiculous.
https://www.gemstoneorganic.com/blogs/news/72606531-full-moon-water-ritual

  1. To begin, you will want to pick a glass container, jar, or bowl - something that will hold the sacred feeling of what you want the water to carry over the next 28 days. The vessel can vary with each full moon - sometimes large, sometimes small, colored or clear. You may feel inspired to decorate the vessel with colors by surrounding it with gemstones, flowers, leaves, candles or even draw or write on it…be creative!
  2. On the eve of the Full Moon fill your container using filtered or distilled water. Bless the water, by holding it and visualizing the water collecting the energy of the moonlight. Share your love and intention with the water by speaking into it - tell it what you want the light to shine on in your life.
  3. Cover the container and place it outside, if possible, where the moon can shine into the water all night. If you cannot place it outside, choose a windowsill where it can gather the greatest number of moonlit hours.
  4. The next morning collect the container with the Moon Water, hold and bless it again thanking Grandmother Moon for her light and energy, then take your first sip!
 
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emspex said:
More ridiculous than blessing water and thinking its gonna absorb moon energy? LOL
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For some reason pointing it out does make it seem crazier than when I read it. Admittedly it does feel like the right level of "lol you really believe this shit?" for this dude at least.
 
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uncleShitHeel said:
Fuck the patriarchy!!! Why isn't everyone pandering to my narcissism and treating me like a queen!?
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He's partially right. He's actually a rat king.
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I'm pretty :late: but I just realized the majority of ratkings are incel white men similar to all those fucking school shooters, raised with money as a white man being told they "deserve" things that when they don't get they pitch a fit like a fucking baby. So they decide to become "womyn" because fuck women, obviously it's all your fault and "I'LL OBVIOUSLY MAKE A BETTER ONE THAN YOU, because I'm so great at everything because mommy and daddy stroked my cock when I was little and told me so."

It all makes sense now. He's just upset that he's not getting his cock stroked anymore, so the obvious choice is to put on a dress and pretend to be oppressed.
 
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keyboredsm4sh said:
I'm pretty :late: but I just realized the majority of ratkings are incel white men similar to all those fucking school shooters, raised with money as a white man being told they "deserve" things that when they don't get they pitch a fit like a fucking baby. So they decide to become "womyn" because fuck women, obviously it's all your fault and "I'LL OBVIOUSLY MAKE A BETTER ONE THAN YOU, because I'm so great at everything because mommy and daddy stroked my cock when I was little and told me so."

It all makes sense now. He's just upset that he's not getting his cock stroked anymore, so the obvious choice is to put on a dress and pretend to be oppressed.
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And every last one of them needs a brick.
 
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keyboredsm4sh said:
I'm pretty :late: but I just realized the majority of ratkings are incel white men similar to all those fucking school shooters, raised with money as a white man being told they "deserve" things that when they don't get they pitch a fit like a fucking baby. So they decide to become "womyn" because fuck women, obviously it's all your fault and "I'LL OBVIOUSLY MAKE A BETTER ONE THAN YOU, because I'm so great at everything because mommy and daddy stroked my cock when I was little and told me so."

It all makes sense now. He's just upset that he's not getting his cock stroked anymore, so the obvious choice is to put on a dress and pretend to be oppressed.
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A lot of the Rat King aren't actually incels, they're just all fucking each other.
 
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