🐮 Lolcow Tex Grebner

[Some JERK]

anyone else know of this guy? He's an overweight, incompetent survivalist-type guy who is most famous for accidentally shooting himself in the leg on camera. I'm somewhat surprised that a search of his name on this forum came up empty. He kinda reminds me of Chris in certain ways. He speaks with a forced John-wayne type accent, wears a cowboy hat, and calls himself "Tex", even though he lives in Illinois. His videos are almost always hilarious fails.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYvAxLX6OzE

 

[AtroposHeart]

Oh, I couldn't take the accent. It is just too forced

 

[Fibonacci]

Reminds me of the episode of King of the Hill where Dale accidentally discharges at his gun club. If Dale Gribble had a YouTube channel, it would probably be like this.

 

[Springblossom]

Oh, I couldn't take the accent. It is just too forced

I can't understand a damn thing he says.

 

[Totally Awesome]

I don't see anything wrong with this guy. Gun safety is an important message to spread. Mistakes happen.

 

[BT 075]

I don't see anything wrong with this guy. Gun safety is an important message to spread. Mistakes happen.

True dat. Thing reminded me a lot of this lil' scene from 8 Mile tho, where one of Eminem's brudda-from-another-muthas tries to look cool and tough and ends up shooting himself in the leg.

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[Some JERK]

Tex isn't funny to me because he shot himself. (that's just what he's most known for.)

Tex makes me laugh because despite being a self-proclaimed "outdoorsman", he's a bungling clown who actually gets more out of shape with each video.

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[MY 405]

Tex isn't funny to me because he shot himself. (that's just what he's most known for.)

Tex makes me laugh because despite being a self-proclaimed "outdoorsman", he's a bungling clown who actually gets more out of shape with each video.

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Okay, does everyone remember how people used to be annoyed the fuck off by Chitoryu12 and 'I have more guns than you'?! Sorry gang but that's me now and this guy is a fucking clown. I own guns. Happily and on purpose. I am not a 'gun nut' and if you do not believe in gun ownership or whatever that's fine, I honor that, and this is not that post. This post is older than that. This dude is a drugstore cowboy.

In 30 years (yeah, not a typo) of gun ownership I have NEVER -- nor three generations of my family -- shot myself with a firearm!!!! What a complete fucking moron! Why the HELL is this asshole standing in front of a target drawing his pistol?! You NEVER draw a gun with your finger on the trigger! You NEVER put your finger on the trigger! Ever! Exactly the same way that you don't put on a condom unless you plan to fuck.

We will now move on to... "Trick roping'. What "Tex" is demonstrating is called the Mariposa ('Butterfly' en Espanol as Chris could surely tell you). Badly. Also. That is a riata and not a lariat (yeah, there's actually a difference I won't bore you with it). Anyway the idea is this is worked from the ground and it is to open the loop wide enough for the rope to resemble a butterfly in flight. Eventually you open the loop large enough to throw it and snag a cow or a goat. Fancy Mariposa are big enough to jump in and out of and impress the señoritas. Which is what drugstore cowboy is trying to show you

How,you may ask, do I know this? I have been a bad part-time cowgirl. My father and grandfather were full on ranchers. But I have gotten up at 5am, saddled a horse and helped push cattle to a branding (we do it with CO2 these days. It's called freeze branding and does not hurt the cow). I have run cattle into squeeze chutes for medication and vaccinations. I drive a truck and when we are done I go get my my nails done. I can twirl a rope badly, but I could teach any one of you to open up a loop. I have carried a pistol in heavy brush for protection against rattlers and used it. I showed stock and draft horses for 20 years. And yeah, I can hitch a team and drive it. And even though I work in the entertainment industry, and love NYC with all my heart, I will always be a redneck behind the wheel of a truck. Or the Mercedes my dad left me, along with his .45.

TL;DR: This nut is a "dude", and a full on Cowgirl calls him out

 

[Some JERK]

I grew up in the Smoky mountains, and while this guy is pretending to be a "cowboy" and that's kind of a different thing (most people don't really know or care about the difference between rednecks and mountain-people), watching this idiot play cowboy-outdoorsman is still like watching a car accident.

As for him shooting himself, i wasn't at all surprised. This guy had 'negligent discharge' written all over him. Condition 1 carry is srs business, and if you're going to carry a 1911 in condition 1, then you train with your 1911 and that's it. you don't "train earlier in the day" with your glock in a holster which uses a release that's exactly where the safety on your 1911 is, and then start doing combat drills w said 1911. But like i said, i don't think it's funny that he shot himself. I just don't find it surprising. at least he accepts full blame in that, but if you watch enough of this guys videos, it's clear that like many 'gear-nuts' he views his firearms as toys to be shown-off and played with.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

Well, after watching the original "I shot myself" and then the video a year later, I notice at least two similarities to Chris: manboobs and a complete lack of shame about showing off his underwear to the world.

 

[NoDarkies]

Oh, I couldn't take the accent. It is just too forced

I can't understand a damn thing he says.

I can understand him just fine and I'm not even from the States.

 

[Some JERK]

Oh, I couldn't take the accent. It is just too forced

I can't understand a damn thing he says.

I can understand him just fine and I'm not even from the States.

yeah, i shouldn't have used the word "accent". it's more of an "affectation"

 

[Totally Awesome]

Long post full of crying

Your butthurt is hilarious. I agree with you on the trigger thing though. You should never put your finger on the trigger until you are absolutely ready and prepared to actually shoot at your target.

 

[Saney]

Long post full of crying

Your butthurt is hilarious. I agree with you on the trigger thing though. You should never put your finger on the trigger until you are absolutely ready and prepared to actually shoot at your target.

That's uncalled for. Don't antagonise other members.

 

[MY 405]

Long post full of crying

Your butthurt is hilarious. I agree with you on the trigger thing though. You should never put your finger on the trigger until you are absolutely ready and prepared to actually shoot at your target.

That's uncalled for. Don't antagonise other members.

I appreciate that, wasn't aware that I had been crying, might admit I'd had a couple of glasses of wine, though. But glad to be hilarious. Don't you work on a cattle station? Would love to hear your thoughts on this guy. Cattle basically being the same everywhere I'm going to guess you have similar methods.

And thanks for your comment

 

[Saney]

I appreciate that, wasn't aware that I had been crying, might admit I'd had a couple of glasses of wine, though. But glad to be hilarious. Don't you work on a cattle station? Would love to hear your thoughts on this guy. Cattle basically being the same everywhere I'm going to guess you have similar methods.

And thanks for your comment

Welcome. Yeah, I work on a cattle station and I find this guy to be a bit of a dumbass blowhard who shouldn't be anywhere near firearms. I mean, wow, he handles them in such a dangerous way, it's amazing he's only shot himself the one time. Also, I'm not an expert on trick rope, but he seems very amateurish, it looks like he's struggling a little.
Also, my cattle station hasn't switched over to CO2.