Texas essentials? - What to do?

MAPK phosphatase said:
Go to a shooting range.
Though if you want the real Texas experience, you just have to find the right guy and tell him you've never shot anything before. He'll go "I'm fixing that right now" and take you out to the desert with several guns and various pieces of trash to shoot.
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To be honest, I'd love to go pig hunting, but I just won't have time. Definitely will try to get to a gun range though, great suggestion!
 
Go to Bucee's, buy merch, get Lone Star achievement.

If you do go to Dallas, expect to get into a car crash or see one atleast... bring popcorn.

If you r a fag and want to do gay shit like fk niggers or trannys. San Antonio is a great start.

Now if you are in Texas most would say go choot'n or SeaWorld or six flags. But bro, let's be real. Americans r fat for a reason and we all know it's the food you came here for. Now head down to Lexington and wait inline @2 or 3 am. If you do not try snows bbq, you might as well have thrown away your flight cuz this is supposedly legendary. It's supposed to be the last boss of bbq. It is said that it makes the hairless grow beards, the fags turn straight, a Karen once tried it an now his name is Chuck Norris. I know coo-allah fucking has made it hard to imagine how essential this is. But in layman's terms, it's thee equivalent of going to Australia and not visiting the Australian Zoo! ITS JUST UNPATRIOTIC.

Oh yeah and if you know your way around you can probably get a kilo or two and make some extra dough. I suggest you read the signs and don't drive at night and especially don't pick up hitch hikers. But do except to drive 4 - 6 hrs between city to city. As a kwalla fucker you prolly use to it. The ghost towns and haunted buildings do look pretty but remember, there's always ppl nearby! Have fun!
 
Astro Loafo said:
Go to Bucee's, buy merch, get Lone Star achievement.

If you do go to Dallas, expect to get into a car crash or see one atleast... bring popcorn.

If you r a fag and want to do gay shit like fk niggers or trannys. San Antonio is a great start.

Now if you are in Texas most would say go choot'n or SeaWorld or six flags. But bro, let's be real. Americans r fat for a reason and we all know it's the food you came here for. Now head down to Lexington and wait inline @2 or 3 am. If you do not try snows bbq, you might as well have thrown away your flight cuz this is supposedly legendary. It's supposed to be the last boss of bbq. It is said that it makes the hairless grow beards, the fags turn straight, a Karen once tried it an now his name is Chuck Norris. I know coo-allah fucking has made it hard to imagine how essential this is. But in layman's terms, it's thee equivalent of going to Australia and not visiting the Australian Zoo! ITS JUST UNPATRIOTIC.

Oh yeah and if you know your way around you can probably get a kilo or two and make some extra dough. I suggest you read the signs and don't drive at night and especially don't pick up hitch hikers. But do except to drive 4 - 6 hrs between city to city. As a kwalla fucker you prolly use to it. The ghost towns and haunted buildings do look pretty but remember, there's always ppl nearby! Have fun!
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That reminds me--you can buy Chuck Norris bottled water that's literally taken from his ranch in Navasota (an artesian well was discovered there) and bottled.
 
Astro Loafo said:
Now head down to Lexington and wait inline @2 or 3 am. If you do not try snows bbq, you might as well have thrown away your flight
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Definitely on the list. I've been interested in doing this since before covid.
Astro Loafo said:
I suggest you read the signs and don't drive at night and especially don't pick up hitch hikers. But do except to drive 4 - 6 hrs between city to city.
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Read the signs? As in stick to the speed limit, or is Texas just easy to get lost in?
What's the deal with driving at night? Animals on the road?
No way I'm picking up hitch hikers, my wife would have a heart attack.
 
When you get to Texas, you're gonna need a mode of transportation, this is so you can leave.
 
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