Textually Tormenting Tom Tooter

[MasterDisaster]

As all of you should know by now @Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg is obsessed with alliteration when it comes to insults; God knows why given just how awful he is at it. Normally he just slaps together naughty words that start with the same letter and totally considers it a win...so we're going to play along.

Rules are simple;
Don't just pick words that start with the same letter. That's what Tom does.
Tag Tom. Wouldn't want him to miss out on a post all about him.
Don't forget to use a Thesaurus; Tom is barely literate and making him look up words for the meaning is hilarious.

Since this is my thread I'll start us out with the letter A:

Tom Tooter is an awful, aspiring artist with atypical attributes. If he's not attacking anonymous agitators he's actively allowing allied associates to abscond with all of his attachments, angrily aborting the contents of his anus or wishing he had an automobile so he could abduct adolescents.

The abridged approach? Tom Tooter is an abomination.

 

[AnOminous]

 

[MasterDisaster]

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I see where you're coming from good sir but I'm taking a leaf out of Tom's book; alliteration means I'm super duper smart and also a gonzo journalist.

 

[blackboots]

Every engagement with the eighty-eight looking "entertainer" entices eclectic elephants, to enter my existence, and eviscerate my emotional wherewithal, as I embrace entropy, in an ennui esteem.

Estuaries' extant screeching can only emulate the existential sordid squall and explosions emitted by the honking horns. That, which he has the enterprise to egotistically exclaim as expert euphony.

Expect egregious exasperation each and every event.

 

[blablabla]

fuck you and kill yourself pedo dogfucker who shits himself

 

[discombobulate]

Psychotic pissant with prolonged pneumonia who looks like a phenotype-poor pterodactyl.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

@Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg Poor, poopy pedo plays indignantly ignorant internet idiot for a fickle, fucked up forum full of entertaining individuals. Tom tries to sound smart still, sucking substantially as his broken brain is bothered by a bunch of beautiful "bigots" living lavish lives lonely loser Tom tells himself should be his.

Fuck yourself forever Thomas Tooter, animal abuser.

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

Tommy Tooter
Topaz Tumbling, Terrier Tickling, Tyke terror.
Trashy Tard Terrarium Teaming with Tinkle Turds.
Thoughtless Transvestic Transient.
Twisted Testicles n' Toxic Throat.
Troglydyte Tar Toker wearing Tattered Threads.
Tubby Tantrum Thrower. ​