TGK's Third Stream 8-27-2014

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He needs to be rebranded the Platinum Paladin. It's more expensive and rarer than gold and it alliterates!

@BriarHeart With the esteem of a gilded knight, I pledge my sword to thee. Fight onwards forever, Platinum Paladin.

My friends, your words do me great honor, and I thank you for them. But the Silver Paladin I was named by the people, and in their service, I shall remain as they say. A true knight cares not for great rarity or high cost in his titles and deeds, but only for his sterling character, and his shining desire to help the common folk in their hour of need.

(That, and I already made an email address and skype for the Silver Paladin, not the Platinum Paladin. Sorry, guys!)
 
My friends, your words do me great honor, and I thank you for them. But the Silver Paladin I was named by the people, and in their service, I shall remain as they say. A true knight cares not for great rarity or high cost in his titles and deeds, but only for his sterling character, and his shining desire to help the common folk in their hour of need.

(That, and I already made an email address and skype for the Silver Paladin, not the Platinum Paladin. Sorry, guys!)

Simple: Platinum Paladin is Silver Paladin's brother. Kind of like Jay's brother. Except totally awesome and they get along super-awesomely, unlike the gold-plated buffoon and his probably-decent-in-reality brother. And together they make millions off their smash hit comic "Legend of the Magnificent Paladin Brothers!"

The catch is that, unlike Silver Paladin, Platinum Paladin is never seen. Only mentioned. You know, like Eddy's brother from Ed, Edd, and Eddy, except totally not an asshole when he finally shows up.

EDIT: Also, you are now effectively Liquid Jay. Sorta.
 
My friends, your words do me great honor, and I thank you for them. But the Silver Paladin I was named by the people, and in their service, I shall remain as they say. A true knight cares not for great rarity or high cost in his titles and deeds, but only for his sterling character, and his shining desire to help the common folk in their hour of need.

(That, and I already made an email address and skype for the Silver Paladin, not the Platinum Paladin. Sorry, guys!)

No worries. :D It did not cross my mind for a moment that you would be bothered by the material value of your namesake. I was merely considering the reaction of a certain Piss-stained Peasant who is a very shallow individual indeed.
 
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