Thanksgiving 2023!

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XYZpdq Jr.

XYZpdq Jr.

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so far been leaving a bunch of old Macy's parades on in the background, lots of weird pop-culture nuggets that are otherwise forgotten, lots of "lol live broadcasting"
found this fun bit where Today Show Host Katie Couric interviews Sesame Street Muppet Elmo
thanks to the magic of muppet it takes a moment before anybody realizes that "Katie points the mic at Elmo's mouth" doesn't work to get his voice on air
also he threatens Matt Lauer
 
Thanksgiving Mukbangs would make me want to vomit into the bucket, especially landwhales like Clotso.
Happy Thanksgiving :ratface:
 
This year I am thankful for niggers and retards, two very misrepresented and misunderstood factions of modern society.

lol no
 
I am thankful for:
- being in a better place financially than last year, especially given how the economy is.
- the Kiwi Farms still remaining, in a better spot than it was last year
- my electric bike, even if I still have to adjust the lumpy ass tire
- family in good health
- weed finally being legal in my state
- met a nice girl

I wish all of my Amerifat Kiwis, nay, Kiwis of the world, a Happy Thanksgiving; peace and prosperity upon all of you a thousandfold.
 
Was gonna make a thread but here is one so pressures off! Thankful this site is still up, the schizos and spergs are plentiful, the stories here shared by users make me feel less alone. And of course my family, health, fun job, and capacity for a future. Bless.
 
someone said my Turkey Cat's waddle looked like it was blood so i went ahead and put on the santa cap.

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do you like the boozin mall santa better ?

anyway. happy turkey day gobble gobble
 
Happy Thanksgiving kiwis! I have lots to be thankful for this year
- my family
- the Chinese for giving in and buying a shit ton of US soybeans
- got an opportunity to lease more land in an area where farmland is hard to find
- Null for keeping the forum up

Here's some of my turkeys from a month ago, they're still alive and well, they get to live for a few weeks past thanksgiving this year.
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Happy Thanksgiving!
Had a parcel delivered yesterday that I forgot to pick up, turns out it was the October 2023 shirt, which was a great Thanksgiving surprise! Changed out of my nice clothes to sweatpants and the shirt once the festivities were over- the medium size is quite a bit roomier than I expected so I probably should have went with a small, but it'll be perfect for lounging around the house and even to sleep in due to the larger size. The shirt fabric is very soft and comfortable, and the print looks good, feels smooth, and seems like it'll last. Good job, webmaster.
 
I spent the day catching up on laundry and doing some final yard cleanup, and now I'm going to throw a pizza in the oven. Tomorrow morning, I'm going to go buy a bunch of discounted turkeys and make cat food out of them, because I don't like turkey. That's what Thanksgiving is like when you're a cat lady who doesn't go home for the holidays, and I like it that way.

Once again, I'm thankful for the Farms for giving me and like-minded people a place to spout my unvarnished opinions about this fucked up world, and for all the lolcows who, when I'm feeling like a failure, remind me that I'm doing pretty damned okay.
 
Spent the day sick, but had some pumpkin bread and ice cream, so it wasn't too bad. Family's sick, too, so we're going to do the big dinner when we're better.
 
Spent the day eating whenever I wasn't taking one of my many naps. I'm currently fighting the urge to be a fat ass and eat another cinnamon sugar donut.

But, I'm thankful that I was able to eat anything at all considering my stomach has hated me all week. I'm also thankful that KiwiFarms is up and running still, it's a nice break from the rabid leftism I see on certain social media feeds.
 
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