Thanksgiving a la Chandler

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Poison_Ivy

Poison_Ivy

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I know it's early, but Halloween is now over. With the hoard, the disjointed family, and the lack of normal funds, what do you think Chris and Barb are going to do for thanksgiving? What will they be thankful for? Are they going to attempt to cook in that disgusting kitchen? Or are they going to go out and have a decent/shitty meal somewhere?
 
Torchwood said:
Q-sands at McDonald's.
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Naw, Thanksgiving is a special day. They'll get a turkey TV dinner at a grocery store and have them microwave it there.
 
Would they even care?
Holidays that are not kid oriented have any meaning for them now? Chris will remember these things only if they appeared in a Peanuts Special.
 
They make turkey Hungry Mans don't they?
 
Didn't you read yesterday's update? Chris is a zombie who only eats souls now. At least he'll finally drop a few pounds.
 
It's a holiday about food. I'm sure Chris wouldn't ignore that. I bet they go to Country Cookin'.
 
Since its just the two of them now, they'll probably just skip the whole thanksgiving dinner thing in favor of getting a head start on their Christmas shopping over at the Walma...

...oh.
 
Satoru182 said:
Would they even care?
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It wouldn't surprise me if the 28th passed, and they didn't even notice. Shit, November could probably sneak by them. Time is pretty much irrelevant for two "people" who have no direction or purpose in life.
 
caffeinated_pirate said:
It's a holiday about food. I'm sure Chris wouldn't ignore that. I bet they go to Country Cookin'.
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Unless they drive to Staunton, there's no longer a country cookin in Charlottesville apparently.

They could go to Golden Corral, or just heat up hungry mans.
 
I wouldn't be surprised if Chris is cynical enough to post on Facebook that he has nothing to be thankful for and hated how TROLLS get to be happy.
 
Well, they might have a better chance at a decent meal if they go to a food pantry such as [http://feedinggreene.org/ this one]. It's based upon income, but I'm fairly sure that Chris and Barb would have a decent chance of getting something. I'm surprised that he and Barb aren't on food stamps to begin with- I'm fairly sure that they'd qualify for that as well. They already have the tugboat, might as well get the minibar as well.
 
Meeko said:
Well, they might have a better chance at a decent meal if they go to a food pantry such as [http://feedinggreene.org/ this one]. It's based upon income, but I'm fairly sure that Chris and Barb would have a decent chance of getting something. I'm surprised that he and Barb aren't on food stamps to begin with- I'm fairly sure that they'd qualify for that as well. They already have the tugboat, might as well get the minibar as well.
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Pretty sure they're on SNAP
 
Pikonic said:
I wouldn't be surprised if Chris is cynical enough to post on Facebook that he has nothing to be thankful for and hated how TROLLS get to be happy.
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I'm thankful for my loyal frie...oh, wait.
Well then I'm thankful for a high paying jo...oh, wait.
Well then I'm thankful for a loving girlfrie...oh, wait.
Well then I'm thankful for clean place to li...oh, wait.
Well then I'm thankful for my darling daughter Cryst...oh, wait.
Well then I'm thankful for my good heal...oh, wait.
Well then I'm thankful for my new PS Fou...oh, wait.
Well then I'm thankful for...for...fuck..
 
Satoru182 said:
Would they even care?
Holidays that are not kid oriented have any meaning for them now? Chris will remember these things only if they appeared in a Peanuts Special.
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Not to be THAT guy, but...
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Anyway, knowing them, I bet they're going to get a big 'ol 40-piece McNugget box for each of them at McD's- might even splurge and get a whole bunch to dippin' sauces to go with it.

Or...OR.... maybe they'll totally celebrate and go to Popeye's!
 
GFYS said:
Satoru182 said:
Would they even care?
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It wouldn't surprise me if the 28th passed, and they didn't even notice. Shit, November could probably sneak by them. Time is pretty much irrelevant for two "people" who have no direction or purpose in life.
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The Chandlers aren't people. They are homunculi.
 
GFYS said:
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Or...OR.... maybe they'll totally celebrate and go to Popeye's!
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Popeye's Chicken is the shiznit!
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Please don't ruin Popeye's for me by associating Chris with it. We just finally got one here in Utah and I would like to continue eating there without thinking about Chris. You can ruin MacDoodles all you want because I won't eat that nasty shit anyways.
 
Their Thanksgiving is going to suck, but that's all their own damn fault.
 
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