That Bitch - Oh, god, here comes that bitch we hate...

Today i got face-to-face with That Bitch i hate since the start of uni... and she started going on and on about her boyfriend i have never ever given a shit about. Told her to give me a second while i went to get my stuff from the classroom and go with her to wait for the bus while chatting. Left through a back door. I'm sure i will get an earful tomorrow on the phone.
 
That bitch who bragged about how Jewish she is but still brought in ham and cheese sandwiches, who wouldn't shut up about feminism and Black Lives Matter in a Western mythological literature class, who made a face on Halloween when I dressed up as a Ghostbuster and had the gall to bitch when I said I didn't plan to see the remake, who broke down and cried when Hillary lost and derailed the entire class into talking about how her maid wouldn't be able to live in the US with Trump in office, and who wrecked my grade on a project because she was "too busy with activism".
 
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That dirty, stinking alcoholic junkie over the road who thinks I'm jealous of her and want her "man", an equally drink and drug addled manky cunt who beats her up.

She qualifies as a bitch and not a sad cunt due to her aggressive begging for alcohol(I'm not well can you give me 50p, what type of illness is this!?) and her stealing a lovely taxi driver's GPS tracked, job dispatching unit(it looks like a mobile).

The other bitches are the polis who were told that GPS showed the unit in.her.flat and after knocking the door once, she didn't answer, so they have now taken no further action. The police are no longer for hard working people or keeping communities safe for all. They want to be friends with the reprobates they should be locking up!
 
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That bitch at my work who is a compulsive liar and justified it by being a Russian girl with an abusive childhood. Who cheated on her fiance with another man and accused said man of raping her to cover up that she cheated. Then banged 9 other dudes after reporting said guysof rape.
 
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That Bitch who puts her hand up to do as many jobs as possible and then complains 24/7 about how hard they are and how tired she is.

That Bitch who reacted to polite criticism from colleagues by trying to get them fired, when she is so incompetent she didn't even realise what she was doing wrong.

That Bitch who smells like unwashed pussy and non-ironically blames her bad back on "the patriarchy".
 
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I have to deal with this bitch at work right now: I get you're young and don't quite comprehend how offices work, even though your worked here for three years, but we all have to do what the boss tells us out job is. You don't get to grump and moan about not wanting to do the most boring task in the office. In the one who has to sit and watch you for hours on end because you can't even manage to do something a trained monkey could do!
They literally have to sort papers into category A or B and make sure everything is facing the right way. I had listen to an hour of "I'd rather go home without pay than do this," and I'm getting really close to telling this bitch to just go home. Although they will probably tell him to just stay home if he does that. Maybe it'd be for the best if he did!
Le sigh...at least babysitting this man-child makes me look good to the bosses?
 
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that bitch who always swaps saturday shifts with people so she can go out and get smashed every friday night
i needed to drop down to part time, and she wanted to move up to full time. we couldve swapped shifts, but management said they didnt want her full time because she was unreliable and kept swapping shifts with people
thanks a lot bitch
(i still got to drop down to part time though)
 
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That psychotic bitch who hates me for no reason who I have to deal with again in less than three weeks when I get ready for another year of collage. She's also my personal lolcow but JESUS is she a bitch,

She has/is:

- Huge Manipulative liar, lies about everything, her clothes, her life, her family. Mainly about being rich, taking 'Elecution' lessons and how everything she owns is Gucci. Makes sure to tell me that 'I dress lovely for someone with less money'. BITCH your a poor ass girl who wears charity store clothes.
- Told everybody that 'my life had been/is really easy' and I get 'everything handed to me on a silver plate' and tried to create drama with me and my friends for literally no reason other than the fact she's jealous I was getting closer and even better friends with her crush.
-my friend, her crush is GAY. He is into dudes, yet she is obsessed with him, basically wants to make him straight, has admitted that she wants to get married to him and that if they're both still single in their 40's they HAVE TOO.

Idk dude there's tones of insane shit I could write about this girl this is just the strapped basics.

I enjoy collage, I enjoy working. And I love it when we can all get coffee in the mornings before class and just relax I'm just getting anxious because I'm gonna have to share those mornings with this bitch who we're all too scared to call her out because she may have a tard rage in the cafe or wherever in public if we simply didn't want to hang out with her.

I want to relax before class and on the bus home, not listen to your lies and blatant homophobia.
 
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Vocaloid Ruby said:
That psychotic bitch who hates me for no reason who I have to deal with again in less than three weeks when I get ready for another year of collage. She's also my personal lolcow but JESUS is she a bitch,

She has/is:

- Huge Manipulative liar, lies about everything, her clothes, her life, her family. Mainly about being rich, taking 'Elecution' lessons and how everything she owns is Gucci. Makes sure to tell me that 'I dress lovely for someone with less money'. BITCH your a poor ass girl who wears charity store clothes.
- Told everybody that 'my life had been/is really easy' and I get 'everything handed to me on a silver plate' and tried to create drama with me and my friends for literally no reason other than the fact she's jealous I was getting closer and even better friends with her crush.
-my friend, her crush is GAY. He is into dudes, yet she is obsessed with him, basically wants to make him straight, has admitted that she wants to get married to him and that if they're both still single in their 40's they HAVE TOO.

Idk dude there's tones of insane shit I could write about this girl this is just the strapped basics.

I enjoy collage, I enjoy working. And I love it when we can all get coffee in the mornings before class and just relax I'm just getting anxious because I'm gonna have to share those mornings with this bitch who we're all too scared to call her out because she may have a tard rage in the cafe or wherever in public if we simply didn't want to hang out with her.

I want to relax before class and on the bus home, not listen to your lies and blatant homophobia.
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Let her have her tard rage, she'll only embarrass herself. If she's that toxic, stop being pussies and stop associating with her. Cut her out of your life.
 
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That bitch who applied for work at the same building I did just to spite me but got rekt at the admission exam. God it felt so good looking at his face and smugly smirking while telling him I did get in. Bitch thinks he is the shit just because he managed to maintain a pitybux scholarship because his broke ass couldn't pay.

If they're wearing the hairstyle in a professional setting? Maybe.

If they wear it casually? Yes.
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Bonus points if the bitch in question acts catty or does underhanded shit to mess you up.
 
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That bitch who for some reason in 9th grade decided to not like me anymore and convinced all my friends to do the same. All this was done behind my back, never telling me what I did that was so wrong, giving me massive trust issues that I'm still working on getting over.
Fast forward to now, I find out that she has no friends and she's such a nasty cunt, that she's costing her boyfriend friends.
Sweet karma, I love thee.
 
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that bitch who was 'sposed to be your best friend but fucked your long term boyfriend, got pregnant with his baby, made you come to the 3 month scan acting like you were gonna be the godmother then aborted it bc she would rather take drugs. then when you find out she fucked your boyfriend doesn't apologise and blocks you on all social media.
also that other bitch who was also 'sposed to be your best friend but fucked the same boyfriend, and when confronted says he raped her on the beach and left her bleeding naked (which turns out to be a total lie :story: )
edit : said 'boyfriend' is now ex-boyfriend obviously
 
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That bitch who invited herself to go to an anime convention with your friends despite the fact that she doesn't like anime and she doesn't cosplay. She went because she thinks she's "Tumblr famous" and thought she'd be approached by "fans". Wandered around doing nothing the whole day and photo-bombing group cosplay pictures. Had to be yelled at when she tried to bomb a formal, fandom-exclusive cosplay photoshoot. Constantly interrupted people during conversations and kept bringing up drama from six years ago.

Mrw none of her "fans" had approached her by the end of the day and she basically spent thirty five bucks to walk around aimlessly for eight hours
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That bitch who invited herself to go to an anime convention with your friends despite the fact that she doesn't like anime and she doesn't cosplay. She went because she thinks she's "Tumblr famous" and thought she'd be approached by "fans". Wandered around doing nothing the whole day and photo-bombing group cosplay pictures. Had to be yelled at when she tried to bomb a formal, fandom-exclusive cosplay photoshoot. Constantly interrupted people during conversations and kept bringing up drama from six years ago.

Mrw none of her "fans" had approached her by the end of the day and she basically spent thirty five bucks to walk around aimlessly for eight hours
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What did they yell at this bitch? Also love the way this turned out.:heart-full:
 
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