That Bitch - Oh, god, here comes that bitch we hate...

[RussianBlonde]

Eastern Block version of that bitch- that Russian bitch that decides to have a threesome in the dorm common kitchen at 3am, while her friend is very loudly throwing up in the bathroom, so the whole hallway gets treated of a symphony of pornstar-tier AAAAAH OOOH and simultaneous BLAGHBLRGH.

Yeah sorry about that

 

[BluntyBitch]

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

That bitch who declared me an Enemy for Lyfe because I asked her to stop calling me a nickname I hated. I WAS slightly snippy about it, but shit, man. I still laugh about this bitch. This chick though, she thought Nancy Drew books were scary. Lawlz.

That bitch who invited herself to live with my husband and I, moved a bunch of our shit around, copied a bunch of our dvds and lied about it, left passive aggressive notes about trash day instead of taking out the trash herself (both husband and I were gone from 6 am to 9 am four days a week, and I worked 20 hours a week and was taking several hard science classes on top of that, forgive me if chores piled up a bit), and running up our bills by running a space heater in her room without offering to pay - then getting mad and cutting us out of her life when we had the gall to ask her to move out. After years of a BPD I love you-I hate you relationship with my husband and an I tolerate you-I hate you relationship with me. She recently failed at a small business and whined that she was blacklisted by the hobby community, when really she put literally no effort into advertising. Hahahaha.

That bitch who swore we were best friends until she found out I had a history of being mean to people on the internet - on one small, niche forum where people knew the score when they registered, if you're a retard there you're going to be called a retard and worse - from ten years before she and I met. At which point she and all of my other "friends" from that community didn't see the irony of bullying me out of leading the secret Santa game that I recreated and ran for three years at that point. Fuck that bitch in particular.

Oh, and me for being a socially maladjuseted mentally ill tard in my 20s/early 30s. I got better, but I ended up here, so did I really?

 

[Vi0l3t]

My husbands family always invited a family friend and her kids/grandkids to holiday parties. She treated me like shit because she wanted her daughter to get with my husband but they didn't like eachother and she had kids and was married. She still felt like being a cunt every party. I made sure they were never invited again. Shed always make sure to be a bitch when nobody was watching.

 

[Fialovy]

That bitch who joins the local knitting/crochet group bragging about how many sweaters she knitted only to find out she doesn't know how to knit at all and the pattern book she had bought was for crocheting and she keeps bothering us every second with questions and shilling her watercolor painting class when we just want to chat about other stuff

 

[NoReturn]

The hot TikTok chick at the gym.
Yes, we know you're hot. There's no argument there, but this is a no-filming gym goddammit.

 

[CatFace]

That bitch who joins the local knitting/crochet group bragging about how many sweaters she knitted only to find out she doesn't know how to knit at all and the pattern book she had bought was for crocheting and she keeps bothering us every second with questions and shilling her watercolor painting class when we just want to chat about other stuff

Had a that bitch in a crochet group. She was posting her (hopefully ex) friend’s pictures.

But they belonged to her because she “gave suggestions”.

This came to light after that bitch’s cousin who was also a friend of legit crochet woman thought it was weird TB kept asking for crochet woman to make her kids toques but never saw any of the kids wearing them.

Ya, that bitch was selling them passing it off as her own.

 

[MysticMisty]

That bitch, that fucking bitch, who lies compulsively about a great many things to try get people into trouble. The first known instance against me was when she pretended she didn't know I was in the building during a virtual meeting, almost immediately followed by claiming I was taking two hour lunches. Not long after that she lied about me and another coworker not knowing how to add up shred dates for terminated files right in front of us on the phone with a superior, instead of admitting she'd fucked up the math herself. On another date she admitted to said other coworker that she lied to some higher ups and said I was a lazy and slow worker just because I'm relaxed and don't work myself up over pulling files and folding boxes (particularly since I've pulled and filed files in the past). All so she could be made boss of a project just so she could lord over some temps.

In addition to that bitch's constant lies, she is also super passive aggressive and hypocritical. She will have hours long (and loud) conversations with various family members, but will sneak up behind me and tell me I'm on my phone too much for the crime of loading a playlist to listen to while working. She accused me of not being in the building and taking two hour lunches, while she herself hides in the former office of our boss, after having papered every inch of glass so no one can see what she's up to, or if she's even in there. It's also been noted that her car is absent for long periods of time since she's started hiding in that particular office.

One day she complained about her boss asking where she is when she's in the bathroom. The very next day she chimped because I went to the bathroom without telling her so beforehand. When I came back she demanded to know where I went and refused to believe I had actually gone to the bathroom. Early on she cornered me when no one else was around and warned me that so long as I'm nice, she'll be my friend, but if I piss her off, she'll be my enemy. And also that there were people here before me that didn't like her, but that they're gone now and she's still here. What the fucking fuck.

And on top of all of that, that fucking bitch also brags about being an absolute cunt to her boss. I've heard the shit she says to her, and how this bitch hasn't been fired yet (on top of everything else she does) is a mystery. Oh, and she also told me that when my boss was new that many of the people there bullied her. What she didn't disclose that I found out later is that she was one of the worst ones, possibly because she feels like my boss "stole" the position away from her.

She does this type of shit to everyone. My first week here she said something like "Oh, I don't have any friends here, nobody likes me" and I was surprised because she seemed so nice. It wasn't long after that she showed her true colors. The real kicker? She has said those exact lines to everyone that's been hired since she came, has gotten the same reaction out of them, and then threw them under the bus so now they hate her too. Fucking bitch.

Update to this post; that bitch transferred to a completely different department within our company and no longer works with me or anyone else in our department.

Only downside though is that there's one other "that bitch" in our department who is also completely unhinged, and I need to write about her soon.

 

[AwkwardPineapple]

That bitch that thinks because our kids are friends that we should also be friends even though she is the most draining person to be around. After almost five years please take the fucking hint when I don’t jump and respond to your bullshit texts loaded with pics of your new baby when I didn’t fucking ask for them and about how potty training is going and then never once ask me how I’m doing and when I start telling her what’s up with me she somehow always brings the convo back to her and her own shit. Or that the last like 10 times you’ve asked to go do shit I’m “busy.” Fuck just ask to get the kids together and let’s move on. I don’t want to be friends! Ahhhh I feel better….

On second thought, maybe I’m that bitch? I don’t know. She’s just fucking annoying.

 

[The Fraggle Queen]

Just found out about this thread. She’s an old “that bitch” but a bitch nonetheless.

That bitch who tried to sabotage Mr Fraggle and I’s relationship.


They knew each other through mutual friends before Mr Fraggle and I even crossed paths. She liked him romantically, he wasn’t all that interested, especially because she kept talking about her ex.

I became friends with Mr Fraggle. He’d invite me out for lunch and heaven forbid he’d casually mention his plan to her, because she’d show up and crash it. Mr. Fraggle and I started dating and she lost her shit. She started attempting to copy me. I’d dye my hair pink, she dyed hers pink. I went vegetarian for a month, she went vegan. We went to a concert for a band I clearly remember her mocking me for liking. Have a guess who was there?

In the end, I had to sit Mr Fraggle down and explain that she was creeping me out. He had a word with her, she lost her shit even more and called me a boyfriend-stealer, a slut, everything under that umbrella. Mercifully, he cut her off before this could turn into the plot of Perfect Blue.

Only problem is, she lives relatively locally, so I’m just terrified I’ll bump into her again and she’ll actually carve my skin off or something.

 

[yasscat]

Just found out about this thread. She’s an old “that bitch” but a bitch nonetheless.

That bitch who tried to sabotage Mr Fraggle and I’s relationship.


They knew each other through mutual friends before Mr Fraggle and I even crossed paths. She liked him romantically, he wasn’t all that interested, especially because she kept talking about her ex.

I became friends with Mr Fraggle. He’d invite me out for lunch and heaven forbid he’d casually mention his plan to her, because she’d show up and crash it. Mr. Fraggle and I started dating and she lost her shit. She started attempting to copy me. I’d dye my hair pink, she dyed hers pink. I went vegetarian for a month, she went vegan. We went to a concert for a band I clearly remember her mocking me for liking. Have a guess who was there?

In the end, I had to sit Mr Fraggle down and explain that she was creeping me out. He had a word with her, she lost her shit even more and called me a boyfriend-stealer, a slut, everything under that umbrella. Mercifully, he cut her off before this could turn into the plot of Perfect Blue.

Only problem is, she lives relatively locally, so I’m just terrified I’ll bump into her again and she’ll actually carve my skin off or something.

Those types terrify me. Sorry you had to deal with it.

 

[The Fraggle Queen]

Those types terrify me. Sorry you had to deal with it.

She was pretty scary, I won’t lie. At this point though, as long as she doesn’t come near me, Mr Fraggle or our baby, we’re good.

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

Necro'd
That bitch that will not shut up.

Yes your dog is cute, I didn't ask for 6 different stories about it. I have eyes.

Yeah, this news story is sad, you don't need to explain how you've gone the same thing but not really because this and that were different. I have a functioning brain and have known you for my entire life, and can connect the data points.

I talk all day long while at work. I work in place filled with constant noise. On my days off, I can sit in total silence for hours. The last thing I want to do is make small talk with a former pillhead who can't emotionally regulate.

Please bitch, just be quiet.

 

[Roast Chicken]

The Chinese woman at my work who is allergic to personal accountability, fucks up very often and just makes things generally harder for my managers.

She can speak English sort-of but her comprehension of what's being asked of her is something else; I've figured that she's been coasting by on the bare minimum during her time in this country.

She never asks "sorry, could you explain again?" when she doesn't understand something and basically guesses. The result? A basic task is fucked up, and when she's confronted about it she panics and reaches for any excuse her little mind can reach for - "Oh, this coworker was doing this" (throwing people under the bus, she tried doing it to me right in front of me when she was asked about an excess of money left in the till overnight. Fortunately the managers were like "um, no we're asking you Chinese Lady"); she then tried pulling out of her arse that it wasn't her on the till that evening. Guess what she does?

CL: Oh, it wasn't me on the till
Supervisor: But you were signed into that till
CL: Someone else must've used my code
Supervisor: Why would someone else have your code? You're not meant to give it to anyone else
CL: Well it wasn't me
Supervisor: Okay, we'll check the cameras to see who was on that evening ()

She also used to do shopping deliveries for the store, had to be rescued more than once by another driver because she got lost, delivered defrosted/lukewarm chilled goods to people, and finally ended up being taken off entirely because she nearly collided with another car, whose driver caught it on his dashcam, making the business look bad (it's a van with our branding plastered all over it) as well as scaring the shit out of a member of the public - made us wonder what lunatic driving she'd been doing that hadn't been reported.

She did eventyally get sacked (or "asked to leave") but she managed to get rehired. You know how? Because she ran crying to the union (which I told her about, regretfully) who saw a case worthy of getting their thumbs out of their bums and somehow got her rehired on "a technicality". She can't touch the delivery van thankfully and is mostly designated to shop floor work unless she's desperately needed on a checkout which is a gamble.

The mystifying thing is, though, why the fuck would you come back after the business has made it plain that they don't want you? Because she's still convinced she did nothing wrong and that everyone's out to get her because she's Chinese, not because she's a fuckup, a coward and a liar who no one likes being around.

She ended up "on probation" when operating the tills which means she needed someone else to authorise her when she puts through an age-restricted product. The reason this happened with her is because when operating our self-service tills and authorising age-restricted stuff we have the option of selecting "driving license" or "passport" shown when receiving proof someone is old enough to buy cigs or booze or whatever.

She kept selecting passports - hardly anyone carries their passports when they go shopping, it's usually their driving licenses they present - it showed that she wasn't paying attention when she was meant to be making sure to age-check customers so she got put on the shopworker equivelent of training wheels again.

She has a particular hateboner for one of my coworkers because she kept challenging her mistakes - you know, like a competent supervisor should when they spot mistakes being made. One day I watched CL aggressively stab at her pot of noodles in the break room while ranting to me that Supervisor was out to "rule the store" or something and kept her down specifically "because I'm Chinese" like a paranoid maniac. Bitch, this is a supermarket, not the Emperor's Court.

Like any of the other staff Supervisor talks to her as little as possible because she knows she's walking poison.

You've probably gathered that I despise her, and despite her trying to gaslight me into taking the blame for her error with the money debacle she still slithers up to me and treats me like her confidant; "the only good one" (because I'm a quiet and passive person who's been too heavily conditioned to tell people to fuck off), when she pats me on the shoulder and laughs at something I do I physically recoil inside. The area manager came to visit one day and I watched her throw herself at the woman as though she was greeting a best friend; she's obviously latched hard onto the "brown-nose your higher-ups to stay in their good graces" schtick.

And I'm pretty confident that she doesn't actually think I'm her only friend because the supervisor said that when she was being questioned about the money fuck up in the office she "slagged me off the most". I've known these people for years and I get on well with them. She's a contemptible snake.

Her latest screw-up is taking names for a raffle draw. I don't know the specific details but after she'd been taking names that day after selling their tickets I saw my supervisor and a manager flipping through the booklet with confused looks on their faces so that's another mess they had to sort out.

Whew, this was a long one.

 

[cactus]

You've probably gathered that I despise her, and despite her trying to gaslight me into taking the blame for her error with the money debacle she still slithers up to me and treats me like her confidant; "the only good one" (because I'm a quiet and passive person who's been too heavily conditioned to tell people to fuck off), when she pats me on the shoulder and laughs at something I do I physically recoil inside. The area manager came to visit one day and I watched her throw herself at the woman as though she was greeting a best friend; she's obviously latched hard onto the "brown-nose your higher-ups to stay in their good graces" schtick.

Break that conditioning and tell her to fuck off. She's been conditioned by her communist country to be the way that she is because that's how things are ran in China. You've at least heard about Chinese tourists at a buffet, she'd gleefully join them. She's clearly an idiot as well, you don't need that at work.

 

[Baumstriezel]

That one bitch I met at a programming course who was a vegan and took my gross keto meals as a personal insult.

 

[Roast Chicken]

Break that conditioning and tell her to fuck off. She's been conditioned by her communist country to be the way that she is because that's how things are ran in China. You've at least heard about Chinese tourists at a buffet, she'd gleefully join them. She's clearly an idiot as well, you don't need that at work.

Oh yeah, it's the reason I left in her nationality besides the fact she whines about it being the reason she's "unfairly" targeted. Lots of incompatiable cultural habits she's imported with her. Refrigerating food seems to be an alien concept to her as well; came upstairs yesterday and she'd left a chicken and BLT sandwhich just sitting in her locker next to mine (door was ajar, nobody uses coins to lock them anymore).

She once brought in some food she'd made which y'know, nice enough gesture but not many people touched it and it just sat on the canteen counter for hours so people definitely didn't touch the food after that. A big tub of rice along them.

 

[XPCyclon3]

That bitch that thought I was trying to steal "her man" (A streamer who mostly talked to her because she constantly paid him. She got mad any time I spoke in chat or if he asked me anything (He was a relatively small streamer at the time). She made(and block me from) accounts posting about how they were in love and dating (they weren't). She found his house, his college, and friends. Pretty wild.

 

[Courtney Gears]

when i got hired some years back, there was That Bitch.
it turns out from day 1, my manager (he's great, he just had to do something to stop execs from crying at the time) had basically thrown me to the wolves to stop the bleeding on a problem with something. i was literally originally partially hired as a band-aid for That Bitch's competence problem.
That Bitch made sure to rub in every flaw with my flash training efforts while manically juggling 6 different topics incoherently, leaving me to figure out the entire process in a practical, non-BPD manner entirely on my own.

now, as of tuesday this week, i've been informed that this duty is being removed from my responsibilities... and being returned to That Bitch.
there have been so many improvements to the process, some my own, some of another team i work with closely, that i now have to train That Bitch. i'm afraid that my ability to contain the smugness will not be absolute and i will become...

That Bitch.

 

[fist_of_khonshu]

Work as an IT intern with the local school disctrict. The majority of my contract is primarily assisting technology students in the classroom with the Digital Literacy Teacher while I do my schooling and apprenticeship. Most of my responsibility is supporting the kids, and organizing a club. Occassionally I handle SIS (Inventory) and fix smartboards and laptop carts around the school.
This bitch, who isn't administration, always comes and tells me how lazy I am for not running around the school 24/7 to fix issues right as they occur when it's not the majority of my job. I have a ticket system in place so that I am not leaving the kids (who as I said, are the primary focus of my job) constantly mid class or club session.

One day, the teacher I work with isnt here, class is cancelled. So I decide to catch up on School Work and she tracks me down and decdes to tell me how I'm lazy, always on my laptop (i'm lesson planning for my clubs and doing my school work when the kids are occupied?) and how she doesnt think this is beneficial for me? But everytime I get up and roam the halls to check on who needs what (4 times a day) she's always in one classroom gossiping, or on her phone, or on her laptop and hiding in the staff lounge etc etc. It's so irriting.

That bitch always gets on me for the lamest shit when I don't do anything wrong besides my job. I hope I get a different placement next year.