There's this bitch I work with who I make cry all the time, without even saying anything, because she's such a sensitive clitoris. She started yelling at me the other day, talking about how rude I am to her, and how she wants to transfer to another job so she never has to look at me again. She even complained about how she keeps reporting me for harassment but I never get in trouble. I never get in trouble because I never do anything to her. The day she yelled at me, I had said one sentence to her, and that was it. I barely speak to her, and in the silence, she conjures this epic harassment that is totally not even happening. It's insane. She's insane. That bitch is so crazy that it has become amusing, so every time I see her, I laugh at her. Which probably makes it worse. The best part is that I'm pretty sure that I'm probably her That Bitch, at this point.