That Bitch - Oh, god, here comes that bitch we hate...

That bitch who used to be married to Mr. Horse and abused him in every way possible, including physically, because she could get away with it by being a short woman with a 6'2" husband... and tried to kill him with one of the kitchen knives, then brainwashed their daughter to believe I caused the breakdown of the marriage, which is also impossible because timeline, but hey, That Bitch is always right or you will be punished.
 
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That bitch who scolded her coworker for being "too nice"... They're both receptionists.
 
That bitch who's thirty, only cares about playing with dolls, eating junkfood, thinks boys and sex are "yucky" but yet got a bachelor's in psych and thinks they're going to counsel adults with adult problems. Put herself in a group home in 2013 because she victimises herself over being legally blind. Lives with a 600 pound woman who is also going for a psych degree despite being a 39 year old virgin who's spent most of their life in nursing homes.
If I'm ever powerleveled I'll create a thread.
I met them shortly before they threw their life away and still look at their trainwreck content.
 
That bitch who makes my pregnant friend run around all day giving patients massages, saying 'it's just for today' every single day even though she was supposed to stop doing that extremely physical job (having to run around locating all 40-something people and massage them, some of them have dementia and are combative) five weeks ago.

Normally I'd say 'well, you chose to be pregnant and have to deal with it' but her boss is a cunt to her all the time and promised her she wouldn't have to do that facet of her work after a certain date. My friend also took up extra work to make up for not doing the massages, but now she's stuck doing that AND her old work and she's due in a few weeks. Her boss is doing it on purpose and she's a bitch.



Also: my ex, who cannot let go. Can't even tell her I'm married because she will REEE and probably physically track me down to confront me. She did it once before but thankfully chickened out at the airport.
 
That one bitch who sat next to me in class while I was trying to work on a project. And decided to tell me for an hour about the severe pains of her period and how she hated the fact that it lasted two fucking weeks. After such I told her "Hey that's not normal, that could be caused by PCOS why don't you see a doctor". In which she responded, "It's just a period, who cares?". Bitch fuck you.

Edit- She also legitimatly liked Nickleback, fuck her.
 
This bitch who keeps asking for weight loss advice and never takes it while complaining about how she "just can't seem to lose weight!". Same bitch who keeps acting like I'm not cut out for my next career advancement even though she has no experience in the field and just pussied out of her own field to go work in an office.
 
That bitch at work who was dumb enough to empty the office safe despite the fact that she knew the security camera was pointed right at it. She was arrested the next day and her stupid ass mugshot was posted online for everyone to see.
 
My accountant's assistant is the dumbest fucking bitch on the planet. She got mad that we sent her a zip file in an email because she doesn't know how to open them and tried to charge us a service fee for downloading fucking winrar
get over to the Professional World Horrors Thread, you're clearly needed there
I have a That Bitch who sticks her nose in every damn project even though she's not even in the company, she's the rep from a company we work with. And she literally can't understand that urls can exist that don't start with "www".
 
Ran into a couple of bitches tonight.

That bitch who checks out at the grocery store who goes into the 15 item or less line with a weeks' worth of groceries. Her husband was a little bitch too. Metro, limp-wristed little fuck. Shouldn't take 25 minutes to go to the store down the street and buy a bag of LifeSavers. Feel worse for the guy who was just getting some apples for his daughter.

Also, that bitch who stops her car in front of the store with her emergency lights on, blocking the street, while their husband gets their groceries. There was 4 open parking places right there too :mad:.
 
That bitch who called me several times a week complaining about her abusive boyfriend but would never take my advice to leave him. Then when he tries to kill her, and goes to prison, she moves to a new state-until the week he gets out of prison where she goes back home.

When she starts calling because her new dude is an alcoholic and she "has" to help and ignored your advice to let him be, but then she calls because he found him broken on the floor and had to clean yo all the blood while he's in the hospital -when my advice was to let him see what he's done. Later, he killed himself with cirrhosis -and now I'm supposed to be sad.

The bitch who always complains about being broke, while in the next sentence tells you about the new shoes she got, the new couch for the living room and the new deck earrings/dog/remodel.... a week after the IRS got her she bought furniture. No she has no money. She's hoping for a lawsuit.

After the IRS gets her for tax evasion, she cries that it was too hard., and then tells you about her move to Hawaii.

The bitch who, when you finally tell her something terrible about your own health, really terrible, says"oh, that's nothing, I had a kidney stone"

Who's the bitch.

Me for dealing with it all these years.
 
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