That Bitch - Oh, god, here comes that bitch we hate...

[Xenomorph]

That bitch who takes 1000 pics of herself with her hand on her hip like a damn 4 year old.

 

[EH 110]

That bitch who takes 1000 pics of herself with her hand on her hip like a damn 4 year old.

That's better than that bitch who takes 1000 selfies with her tongue hanging out like a skank asshole.

 

[Xenomorph]

That bitch who claims she only eats salads but when there is a birthday party at the office shes sneaking cake in all damn day.

 

[Xenomorph]

The SAME BITCH will then ask you for diet advice, never take it, and then judge YOU for eating a damn CLIFF Bar that same week.

"Oh, NO. It's just LOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAADED with sugar, sweetie! Don't you want your kids to see you at their graduation?!"

Said bitch also always comments about kids she KNOWS you don't (can't) have in a half-assed, passive aggressive attempt to make you feel older and fatter.

Same bitch who tells you that "Oh youll change your mind, every woman wants children" wew fucking lad.

 

[TL 611]

That bitch who posts constant photos of her uggo baby, with the #bestie on all of them. For srs, the hashtag thing turns it from annoying to creepy.

 

[Broken Pussy]

That bitch who posts constant photos of her uggo baby, with the #bestie on all of them. For srs, the hashtag thing turns it from annoying to creepy.

The baby is her bestie? That's weird.

 

[WeaponsGradeAutism]

I've seen "that bitch" in line the grocery store, covered in Disney tattoos, but here's the kicker...

She also has "Don't Judge" tattoos on the back of her thighs, strategic placements just under the ass cheeks in shorts that she doesn't need to wear.

And then holds up the line as her coupon for her dog food for her "emotional support" Chihuahua doesn't work and asks for the manager. Also, has Chihuahua in bag barking like an exceptional rat. Just to match it's "mommy."

 

[El Porko Fako]

That bitch who yells "STOP!" at people walking their dogs in the park because her dog got to close to theirs (nose to nose, no biting or barking). Keep in mind that her dog is not on a leash, and the people she was yelling at while throwing her palms out like a deranged mime had their dogs on a leash. Saw and heard her do this to two dog walkers who were minding their own business when her dog ran up to them. I think even my dog was thinking "wow, that bitch." as we watched this.

 

[Ido]

That Bitch who made me drop $600+ in vet bills this year because he got shed stuck in his tear duct and caused his eye to bulge out 4x the size. Little bitch finally just shed it out like nothing happened after months of worrying, but thankfully right before I scheduled an appointment to get his eye removed completely (at the recommendation of two different exotic vets).

 

[FemalePresident]

That bitch who didn't contribute anything to the project and when the boss kicked her out called me "idiot" because I didn't stand up for her. Bitch, you were leeching resources and doing literally nothing for three months.
We work in the same place, so at least we cross paths in the hall. But now there's not even a "good morning". Worse, I totally see her pretending not to see me. What a bitch.

 

[She Who Dealt It]

That bitch who is actually my best friend in the whole world. However, she gets cold sores regularly while I have never had one. She is well aware that I am thus far blessed, yet insists on "trying" my lip glosses and lipsticks every time she goes to my bathroom. Then I have to throw away a $25 lip product. I'm very passive, so when I finally worked up the courage to ask her not to use my lip products any longer, I was relieved when she agreed. So here we are over two years after my request, and she still always walks out of my bathroom with shiny fucking lips! Now I have to figure out which lipstick to throw away based on the color on her mouth. That bitch that I would take a bullet for, yet forces me to a Sephora level I don't need to be. Fuck.

Sorry for the very insignificant rant. There's nowhere else for me to do this. I have a much bigger kvetch about someone else, but I'm not ready to share

 

[EH 110]

That bitch who is actually my best friend in the whole world. However, she gets cold sores regularly while I have never had one. She is well aware that I am thus far blessed, yet insists on "trying" my lip glosses and lipsticks every time she goes to my bathroom. Then I have to throw away a $25 lip product. I'm very passive, so when I finally worked up the courage to ask her not to use my lip products any longer, I was relieved when she agreed. So here we are over two years after my request, and she still always walks out of my bathroom with shiny fucking lips! Now I have to figure out which lipstick to throw away based on the color on her mouth. That bitch that I would take a bullet for, yet forces me to a Sephora level I don't need to be. Fuck.

Sorry for the very insignificant rant. There's nowhere else for me to do this. I have a much bigger kvetch about someone else, but I'm not ready to share

That's really shitty of her. I guess you'll have to hide your lip products when she comes over. Maybe you can throw them in your purse or hide them in your underwear drawer?

 

[She Who Dealt It]

That's really shitty of her. I guess you'll have to hide your lip products when she comes over. Maybe you can throw them in your purse or hide them in your underwear drawer?

:horrifying::autism: For horrifyingly autistic, but I've literally never thought of doing that. I think you just saved me from future simmering resentment. My sincere gratitude Maybe I'll even move them elsewhere permanently since she drops by unannounced often.

 

[Morose_Obesity]

That bitch who gives me dirty looks even though we both hog the air conditioning at the same place. He radiates pure hateful rage toward my cishet manliness.
Hey man, I find it easier to finish my homework away from my Xbox. We're both buying almost nothing and staying too long, do you really think you're better than me?

 

[MysteriousStranger]

The office Outlook account defaults to my signature. And then there's that bitch who writes rude, illiterate emails, sends them to gigantic mailing lists of customers and leaves my fucking signature on them. That ain't my prose, man.

 

[AveraDiane]

That bitch who cheated on my friend (and now former crush) before she moved in with him (they never met prior to by the way). She was with her ex of 11 years and cammed with some internet friend of hers. He found out 4 months after she moved in and gave her shit over it (plus setting up ground rules), but she's still held on a pedestal due to him being whipped. =|

 

[Sushinope]

My bitch ass ex that still has my damn comic after dumping me over a year ago then texts me constantly then whines that I'm mean to him when I don't text him back. Like bitch I don't care about you give me my zombies eating the Archie gang book and go back under your bridge.

 

[Taily Puff]

There's that bitch two rungs above me that keeps telling my underlings they're doing a bad job even though they're doing exactly what I instructed them and they were totally nailing it. So then they just start bitching that the bitches above them don't have a plan and end up fucking about all day.

Bitch I have a plan, don't break the chain and start chewing out the drones, they don't know any better. You tell my bitchy boss to bitch me out if you want to be a bitch about it.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

That bitch who shows up when I'm halfway through a big painting project, acts all surprised that it's not finished yet even though it has nothing to do with her, makes a lot of useless suggestions based upon zero knowledge of the subject and then vanishes when I suggest she pick up a paintbrush and help.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

This bitch at my workplace who is only like 3 and a half months pregnant and is already making an enormous deal out of it...insisting she has to snack constantly, sighing loudly and heavily when she stands up or sits down, avoids doing work at all costs, and will stand around rubbing her belly with both hands while thrusting it out. Bitch! We get it! You're pregnant!
And she already has a nonverbal autistic child to take care of, but since she splits custody with her ex-husband I guess she doesn't see it as something that might affect taking care of the baby, which she'll just toss into daycare or impose on a relative for free babysitting anyway.