That Bitch - Oh, god, here comes that bitch we hate...

[MistressCaridad]

I hope for your sake he does not become a True and Honest Better Than Real Woman.

On the one hand, he out-bitches every woman in my workplace so he would pass on that count.

On the other hand, he has a pretty strong antipathy toward women in general so who knows.

 

[AbraCadaver]

On the one hand, he out-bitches every woman in my workplace so he would pass on that count.

On the other hand, he has a pretty strong antipathy toward women in general so who knows.

Gay men who think they’d “make a better woman than all these cheap slags” are the worst, because their definition of a real woman is a collection of gross stereotypes and misogyny. All the WORK IT and SLAYYY GURL can’t cover up that their idea of an ideal woman is a gross, entitled, stereotypical, promiscuous attention whore covered in leopard print, six lbs of fake hair and giant square eyebrows.

So basically the worst kind of drag queen. So sick of different kinds of men all deciding they’re way better than women at everything, including being women. Can’t let the ladies be better at one thing, no sir!

 

[CindyChafe]

^ If she's so shite at her job and is hated by everyone, why haven't they fired her already?

As I understand it, she’s been shuffled from department to department and has ended up in my department for a few years now. (I’m quite new, which is also a difficult thing for her to deal with. She hates new people and non-black people and younger people. Everyone has a story of her being total cunt to them,) My supervisor is trying to get her promoted to Supervise a different shift just so we don’t have to deal with her.

It’s politics, basically. Without going into too much detail, it’s one of those types of jobs that has been notoriously difficult to get fired from once you get it. She’s managed to fly under the radar I guess but no one has been able to give a good answer as to why she’s still there. Supposedly she’s has a thick ass file folder of complaints and warnings and write ups. She had something like 1000 minutes of lateness and 38 call outs in one year. Which if you look at the handbook, she should have been terminated for that never mind the other stuff.

Very important people have tried to get rid of her multiple times yet she’s still managed to stay. I have my suspicions but I don’t know enough yet. It’s difficult to work with her because of her lack of communication as well as lack of a soul, any type of common courtesy, etc.

Example, There is a log we have to maintain daily. We count the number of X there is after the previous shift and sign the bottom. I counted them and signed my name. She goes into the file, deletes my name and signs hers. Why? Who the fuck knows. There’s a door that sort of slams if you don’t catch it. Apparently she thinks I’m slamming the door on purpose and “asked” me not to do so, she’s also always fucking cold so she will close all the windows without asking anyone else how they feel. Bitch, you can put on a sweater, can you not?

Honestly if she would just ask I would be fine with her closing the windows. She’s just so petty. You’re like almost 60, why the fuck are you so petty? I can’t stand petty people. (In real life, of course. Petty on the internet can be funny.)

Also, the bitch doesn’t even work. When it’s 3 of us, she will do one or two things she feels “comfortable” doing and ignore the rest. My other coworker didn’t even get to take a lunch because she didn’t do shit the whole time. Apparently she thinks printing out a couple of reports is enough work for her to do.

It’s hilarious because my supervisor told me she confided into him that she doesn’t know why people don’t talk to her.

When she’s in the office, the day will drag and drag. When it’s just me and my supervisor and another dude, the day will fly by. She brings this fucking thick ass aura of misery. She truly kills the mood and vibe of everyone. I don’t know how she manages it to be honest.

 

[tasty humane burger]

I had two 'that bitch' ex coworkers.

Spoiler: bitch 1

The first took a disliking to me for no reason. I just transferred and she found me annoying - that was it. I was good at my job but trained completely differently to what that store wanted at first, I brought new stuff to the store but struggled slightly with their procedures and from my first day on shift with her she loved to let me know. At first, I tried to make small talk with her and she looked at me like I was odd. I legit thought we were going to get along because she seemed funny and like a total chatterbox.

She was the longest standing staff member at that store (not in the company, but at that store) and just did her own thing. People seemingly adored her. Like, she'd just be rude and everyone would fall over laughing 'HAHAHAHA YOU'RE SO GREAT HAHAHAHA SASSY GORL' when she was incredibly rude and lazy.

She would fuck up majorly and not get in trouble. I got one 'write up' during my time in that company, towards me leaving (that I really shouldn't have gotten) and she brought it up constantly. We were both senior but anytime I made a mistake she would bitch out to me about it and she wouldn't take it back. She made me cry (in secret) on many occasions, I actively swapped shifts to get away from her.

She was overly sexualised and whored about, she bullied one of our managers until he had to quit. However, she was also a 'geeky' girl and liked Harry Potter, Marvel and Game of Thrones so it was okay that she was a whore, yano? I felt like I was the only person (beyond that one manager, probably) that saw her as a horrible person and because I am naturally quite an anxious person she fucking knew it.

Spoiler: bitch 2

This next girl was is just pure evil. She's super fake, she has that voice and most generic interests ever - puppies and Disney and pop punk and fart jokes and not being like every other girl, ofc. At first, I liked her, I thought she was a bit silly and we never worked together that much for me to have anything more than an 'ah she's nice' opinion of her.

She recruited a clique and turned everyone in the shop against one another, she became a vicious bully who got very cozy with management, her full-time colleagues, 'the boys' (in a shop of full of girls) and obviously her clique. It got so bad that people tried to report this to management and because they liked her, and because she had fake-ass anxiety, it was overlooked. When she fell out with someone, or caused a big drama she would act all innocent and label them as a 'really horrible person' within about 8 months literally about 60% of the store quit because of her. Her clique remained and everyone else hated her guts. BUT GUESS WHAT? Because she was a trusted employee she got to hire new staff and she hired a bunch of teenage fuckboys who wanked all over her in their interviews and they were all shit but ya know, they wanked all over her so it was fine.

I knew she hated me but she was always super fake with me because I never actively went against her. However, she was also super pass-ag to me whenever should could be. I am on this forum so obviously I am very nosey, I wouldn't say IRL I am malicious but I like gossip. If I was gossiping about anything, even if it was something she started, she would try and turn it on as me being the shit stirrer. Of course she HATED drama and would NOT GET INVOLVED (yet she would).

I got on very well with our managers and I would say I had a good relationship with our store manager - I had quite a lot of stuff going when I transferred so he knew quite a lot about my personal life. I think he had a bit of a (purely platonic) soft spot for me. He was a pretty reserved guy but disclosed the mental health issues he had to me and on top of that we liked a lot of the same stuff so we were always engaging in 2deep4u (but not rly) chats. The thing is, she HAD A MAJOR crush on him and did anything to work close to him. So, she couldn't hate me without pissing him off but I could tell she was super jealous that we got on beyond a simple employee-manager relationship.

However, unlike her, I didn't have a boner for our boss. Eventually, after what seemed like an age of very weird vibes between them at work, he quit and they became a couple and I fully believe she manipulated him. It would explain why she was allowed to go around ruining peoples lives and bullying without any punishment. It may seem like the obvious conclusion to say the contrary (male manager being creepy with female employee) but this bitch was twisted through and through and she wanted him. She caught him at a low point - he broke up with his long term partner and was looking to make a career change so was super down in the dumps - she actively altered her interests to suit his, she changed shifts to be with him and was generally just predatory with him. I am not saying he was innocent in all this but it did feel like she wanted him and played games with his mind for him to want her back.

 

[Whatthefuck]

As I understand it, she’s been shuffled from department to department and has ended up in my department for a few years now. (I’m quite new, which is also a difficult thing for her to deal with. She hates new people and non-black people and younger people. Everyone has a story of her being total cunt to them,) My supervisor is trying to get her promoted to Supervise a different shift just so we don’t have to deal with her.

It’s politics, basically. Without going into too much detail, it’s one of those types of jobs that has been notoriously difficult to get fired from once you get it. She’s managed to fly under the radar I guess but no one has been able to give a good answer as to why she’s still there. Supposedly she’s has a thick ass file folder of complaints and warnings and write ups. She had something like 1000 minutes of lateness and 38 call outs in one year. Which if you look at the handbook, she should have been terminated for that never mind the other stuff.

Very important people have tried to get rid of her multiple times yet she’s still managed to stay. I have my suspicions but I don’t know enough yet. It’s difficult to work with her because of her lack of communication as well as lack of a soul, any type of common courtesy, etc.

Example, There is a log we have to maintain daily. We count the number of X there is after the previous shift and sign the bottom. I counted them and signed my name. She goes into the file, deletes my name and signs hers. Why? Who the fuck knows. There’s a door that sort of slams if you don’t catch it. Apparently she thinks I’m slamming the door on purpose and “asked” me not to do so, she’s also always fucking cold so she will close all the windows without asking anyone else how they feel. Bitch, you can put on a sweater, can you not?

Honestly if she would just ask I would be fine with her closing the windows. She’s just so petty. You’re like almost 60, why the fuck are you so petty? I can’t stand petty people. (In real life, of course. Petty on the internet can be funny.)

Also, the bitch doesn’t even work. When it’s 3 of us, she will do one or two things she feels “comfortable” doing and ignore the rest. My other coworker didn’t even get to take a lunch because she didn’t do shit the whole time. Apparently she thinks printing out a couple of reports is enough work for her to do.

It’s hilarious because my supervisor told me she confided into him that she doesn’t know why people don’t talk to her.

When she’s in the office, the day will drag and drag. When it’s just me and my supervisor and another dude, the day will fly by. She brings this fucking thick ass aura of misery. She truly kills the mood and vibe of everyone. I don’t know how she manages it to be honest.

Oh, sweetheart, that’s a classic upper management manoeuvre when dealing with minorities of any type. Promote them out of your department so you don’t have to deal with them. It’s so transparent. They don’t want a lawsuit, but they’ll catch a charge if the bitch stays here for another second. I work somewhere that all the women promoted to VP status are exactly that bitch. Literally everyone hates them and hates dealing with them, but the institution doesn’t want trouble.

My advice is to be an insufferable cunt and you’ll probably get a raise

 

[Coldgrip]

I have my suspicions but I don’t know enough yet.

What are your suspicions?

 

[Chewy Suarez]

That bitch who thought she was hot shit by talking back to me like I was a child and always rubbed the fact that her family work for the government and how she’s going to go to a good college paid for by daddy in my face, but had a D-average (or even lower) in the class and constantly whined about how school was so hard while bragging about not even trying in class. I wonder how she’s doing now.

 

[Garm]

Oh, how to go about this...

The little bitch who moved into our house, got my brother addicted to heroin, cleaned out his savings account and my parents business account, the hour drive for her methadone, got her a job she was too strung out to do. She is dead now (praise Jesus.)

The druggie bitch that borrowed money from me for her heroin addiction. I would wage war on heaven and drag her screaming to hell because she seems adept at dodging karma.

The feminist bitches: we get it. Your vagina is a national treasure. We should carve its likeness into Mount Rushmore. If you had a game of thrones banner, it would be a rainbow colored uterus.

The burlesque bitch unfriended me because I defended a person's right to say rape jokes. She was later censored on social media for "not meeting community standards." (Mmmm, schadenfreude.)

The uppity bitch #1 who called me a misogynist and said "You'll have to answer for what you said". First off, you've kicked and put down other women enough that they bristle in anger when your name is mentioned. Two, there were two guys at that party who have cheated on every girlfriend they have had. So what kind of fucked up moral compass do you fucking have to come back and say "I'm going to start with the fat kid because he said something bad."

Uppity bitch #2 and #3 who both demand equality while allowing uppity bitch #1 to run an Inquisition. You do not want equality. You want special rules. Just fucking admit you are Republicans and you would resolve your mental health issues by not lying to yourselves.

Something appears to have gone terribly, terribly wrong in my life.

 

[Okkervils]

The druggie bitch that borrowed money from me for her heroin addiction. I would wage war on heaven and drag her screaming to hell because she seems adept at dodging karma.

Why would you lend money to a drug addict? Did you really expect that to go well for you?

Something appears to have gone terribly, terribly wrong in my life.

It sounds like you're gullible and surround yourself with shitty women.

 

[ОТСТАЛАЯ ПИЗДА]

It’s politics, basically. Without going into too much detail, it’s one of those types of jobs that has been notoriously difficult to get fired from once you get it. She’s managed to fly under the radar I guess but no one has been able to give a good answer as to why she’s still there. Supposedly she’s has a thick ass file folder of complaints and warnings and write ups. She had something like 1000 minutes of lateness and 38 call outs in one year. Which if you look at the handbook, she should have been terminated for that never mind the other stuff.

Im guessing this is either a government job or a union job. If I were you I would transfer as soon possible without making waves. If she is nearing retirement at comfy job like that she probably will not be transferred or fired due to the blowback from the union. They will let her ride it out. I would do whatever it takes to get out of there, before she really starts fucking up and throws you under the bus.

That bitch for me was pretty much exactly as @CindyChafe's except mine was a white trash chainsmoker.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

That alcoholic Bitch who I only briefly knew in high school and haven’t talked to since. She found out through a mutual friend that I had a hotel room at a casino (for a business conference!) and had the nerve to ask me if she could stay with me. I told her flat out no. Bitch, I don’t know you. My mutual friend was mad. I guess I’m the bitch now.

So sorry, what was I suppose to do? Let the known sloppy drunk sleep next to me? GTFO.

 

[Garm]

Why would you lend money to a drug addict? Did you really expect that to go well for you?


It sounds like you're gullible and surround yourself with shitty women.

I will admit I was thinking with my dick with regards to the drug addict. We were childhood friends who had lost touch. I knew she had partied but she was working and trying to get her life back on track. At least that was the claim. She supposedly owes gangs money as well as several other people. (The gangs in our area being pussies, more or less.)

The other women I had grown up with but time had put distance between us to the point they were friends of a friend. I didn't think the SJW virus was as deep and even if it was, my group of friends had an "unspoken rule" not to talk about politics since it would result in somebody flipping out. (Usually my guy friend who is communist in addition to being a raging alcoholic who thought highly of his "debate" skills.)

But that rule was broken because uppity bitch #1 doesn't have to live by rules and can do what she wants. So now all the hypocrisy that I forced myself to ignore became focused in Crystal clarity.

I was more or less blindsided by this sudden escalation. She had been gone for 3 years and I thought we were on decent terms. But I was wrong and never told.

I will admit I am loyal to a fault. And I will admit that I overruled my gut feeling that "You'll never see that money again." But I also want to be able to look back on my life and say "I tried to help people." They got a small bit of assistance and they wasted it.

 

[Orc Girls Make Due]

I will admit I was thinking with my dick with regards to the drug addict. We were childhood friends who had lost touch. I knew she had partied but she was working and trying to get her life back on track. At least that was the claim. She supposedly owes gangs money as well as several other people. (The gangs in our area being pussies, more or less.)

The other women I had grown up with but time had put distance between us to the point they were friends of a friend. I didn't think the SJW virus was as deep and even if it was, my group of friends had an "unspoken rule" not to talk about politics since it would result in somebody flipping out. (Usually my guy friend who is communist in addition to being a raging alcoholic who thought highly of his "debate" skills.)

But that rule was broken because uppity bitch #1 doesn't have to live by rules and can do what she wants. So now all the hypocrisy that I forced myself to ignore became focused in Crystal clarity.

I was more or less blindsided by this sudden escalation. She had been gone for 3 years and I thought we were on decent terms. But I was wrong and never told.

I will admit I am loyal to a fault. And I will admit that I overruled my gut feeling that "You'll never see that money again." But I also want to be able to look back on my life and say "I tried to help people." They got a small bit of assistance and they wasted it.

lmao, you're just gullible. This is literally the story of, don't give the mouse a cookie.

 

[Garm]

lmao, you're just gullible. This is literally the story of, don't give the mouse a cookie.

*Shrugs* I took an admittedly stupid risk that didn't pay off. I was also strung along.

Whether it is noble to give a person a chance or better to be cynical and give no one a chance would be up to personal preference.

 

[Orc Girls Make Due]

*Shrugs* I took an admittedly stupid risk that didn't pay off. I was also strung along.

Whether it is noble to give a person a chance or better to be cynical and give no one a chance would be up to personal preference.

Go neck yourself. You're not noble for helping someone or cynical for not. Life happens. Just cause it dealt you shitty cards doesn't mean you get to pull a nice guy act lmfao

 

[Garm]

Go neck yourself. You're not noble for helping someone or cynical for not. Life happens. Just cause it dealt you shitty cards doesn't mean you get to pull a nice guy act lmfao

Actually I will admit that you are correct. Boiled down to the basics I was gullible and easily manipulated. That I ignored warning signs that something wasn't right.

Have a good day.

 

[Strine]

I dealt with That Bitch one time too many and, like Nietzsche warned, I became That Bitch myself.

 

[The best and greatest]

Oh god where to start...

That bitch who drinks herself into mental retardation who sleeps with her uncle and everybody else she can get into her house, sleeps with her child's boyfriend while said child is in the mental hospital, probably gave him an STD, fights and destroys property constantly, cries and throws a fit anytime you criticize her, never forgets a perceived slight, backbites like a world champion, turns people against each other for her own amusement, currently working on ruining her third and youngest child with an environment of abuse and neglect, might go 3-for-3 in having CPS take her kid off her, doesn't pay her debts, whores herself out for beer and cigarette money, possibly molested her middle daughter, ect. ect. ect.....

Really just about the worst person you could imagine, the worst part is she is also that bitch that everyone jumps into bed with because "Hey pussy is pussy" so consequently she has dirt on everyone. She also looks like a hag who spent the the last 25 years in a drunken stupor. It astounds the mind that anyone can bone her without a bag over her head and even then she's like a half empty sack covered in stretchmarks (And isn't afraid to show it off *GAG*)

 

[Nachtalb]

That bitch that tried to pit her ex-girlfriend and I against each other because I was still friends with both of them after they broke up. She saw me as a traitor because I didn't "choose" her side (although there was no damn side to be taken, I've known both for the same amount of time,they also broke up mutually and their relationship is their business) and having me in her life was apparently a constant reminder of her ex-girlfriend and the memories we shared.

Turns out the bitch was still in contact wih her ex-gf while dropping me completely and only contacted me to talk shit about her ex ,hoping that I'd shit talk her too. The ex and I had a good laugh over this though, because the bitch could never provide screenshots or other evidence whenever she claimed I had bad-mouthed the ex.

 

[Teflon]

Huh, where to start? I've known That Bitch since early elementary school, and no matter what we keep crossing paths. She has been nothing short of delusional since the very beginning. I'm gonna put these in point form:

- Has the classic "small-town princess" attitude despite living in one of the most populated areas around. Will not stop bragging about it.
- Constantly tearing down other girls, pushing this weird Disney sitcom narrative that there are "tomboys" and "girly girls", and girly girls are worse than the devil. Don't get your clothes from the clearance rack at your local thrift store? Wore pink once in 2009? Die. I guess this would have been acceptable back in 1st grade... but she hasn't stopped.
- Always talking about boys, and plotting how she'll get the perfect anime boyfriend. The opposite sex won't get within 10 feet of her though (Piss-stained leopard print pants will do that), and the ones that will are... grubby, we'll put it that way.
- I've witnessed her roleplay slitting her wrists and dying in the middle of class.
- Admitted to me once that she likes to leave class to masturbate.
- "Oh sorry haha I'm so random! Not like other girls heehee!"
- Smells like cat piss and b.o.

Those are the basics. I really hope I can avoid her this year.