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Goblin Metal with a pornstar (Kayden Kross, would 100% spend my savings for her.)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KsMKOx6fumc
From their EP when they were experimenting
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Yk1WCupiHOI
Fun self referential video.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1Q3ub1SUYfg
SOAD cover thats better than the original IMO
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qwIwT7TxPuI
Didn't that overrated ass singer from Infant Annihilator join this band? Ya know the vocalist that all the deathcore fags piss their pants over (even though he just rehashes the same vocal styles that Travis Ryan did 20 years earlier)
 
Didn't that overrated ass singer from Infant Annihilator join this band? Ya know the vocalist that all the deathcore fags piss their pants over (even though he just rehashes the same vocal styles that Travis Ryan did 20 years earlier)
I dont think so? As far as I'm aware they've been the same lads since 2011 or so, which is when I found then. Also Nekrogoblikon is an American band and Infant Annihilator are a three piece from the UK. God damn you hate deathcore lol Nekro isn't even deathcore
 
I dont think so? As far as I'm aware they've been the same lads since 2011 or so

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God damn you hate deathcore lol
Let me correct you: I hate trendy contemporary deathcore that uses ridiculous and annoying vocal styles, overproduced mixing -to the point where it sounds like it's machine learning AI which effectively strips away all its potential heaviness in the process. And lastly, the bands that insist they play something else like "we're slamming deathcore XD" or "we r BLACKENED deathcore xD", but yet sound almost no different at all to the other peer bands in their circle even though they love to push this marketing of their genre really really hard. And the tiktok faggots who masturbate to this shit are too stupid to know anything about metal to even question it (probably because most modern deathcore fans don't even really listen to metal besides shit like Lorna "Gay Sex" Shore)

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However, THIS I don't mind, this is actually good.
Old deathcore, especially the bands with a lot of brutal death influence, is good shit. I can say I kind of like this in particular:




 
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I hate trendy contemporary deathcore that uses ridiculous and annoying vocal styles, overproduced mixing -to the point where it sounds like it's machine learning AI
Deathcore has only been popular enough for that poser shit to happen like.. twice? First time was when Winds of Plague + Suicide Silence were big and then I guess whenever Lorna Shore released into the hellfire.
And the tiktok faggots who masturbate to this shit are too stupid to know anything about metal to even question it

Well yeah.. its TikTok lol, they make a trend out of anything.
However, THIS I don't mind, this is actually good.
But what do you think of bands that started in early deathcore and grew into their own thing? Like Job for a Cowboy?

Start:

Then started turning more towards this:

And have landed here:

Through the eyes of the dead did the same thing. Started with angery anti whore music:

Came back to more standard death metal

And found their own sound, which is the best album they've made.

Personally I think NEW deathcore is better than the older stuff, because even if the older stuff was good it was more of a one trick pony ala Suicide Silence, BMTH, etc. I just think the genre really grew and expanded, with a lot of bands changing shit up and morphing into different genres that interest them. But of course, you have the Lorna Shore copiers, the bands that do gutturals just for tik toks (Netherwalker is one I think) but overall I think its been positive. Of course there's plenty of shit deathcore, probably more than other metal bands because it did find its way into the mainstream.
 
Attempted Turd Polishing: 5-10 minutes in Audacity with the results of a stem splitter on Slipknot's new, uh, I hesitate to call it a song. Unfortunately some of the DJ scratching ended up in the "guitars" track, and the guitar solo still sounds like ass but at least it's quieter. Would've replaced all of the vocals with "let's go let's go let's go let's go" but that'd be way more effort than this deserves.
 
Gentlemen, this is the metal thread, not the "metal" thread.

So here is Italy's Bulldozer with some handy life hacks:


women: why do them exist?
god created that blight then saved the priests
god damned: another mistake!
you've gotta pay a lot of money then you get fucked

masturbation!
you won't get a.i.d.s.
just move your hand
save your money!
only five minutes
and you feel so great

bitches: they want to destroy you
they take your soul and try to rot your brain
bastards: daughters of god
they swear they love you then you feel the pain

masturbation!
you won't get a.i.d.s.
just move your hand
save your money!
only five minutes
and you feel so great

red lights: a good way to be safe
get the ideas then get ready to erupt
fast hand: that's what you need
don't risk to be a father you'd better spread off your seeds
 
Gentlemen, this is the metal thread, not the "metal" thread.

So here is Italy's Bulldozer with some handy life hacks:


women: why do them exist?
god created that blight then saved the priests
god damned: another mistake!
you've gotta pay a lot of money then you get fucked

masturbation!
you won't get a.i.d.s.
just move your hand
save your money!
only five minutes
and you feel so great

bitches: they want to destroy you
they take your soul and try to rot your brain
bastards: daughters of god
they swear they love you then you feel the pain

masturbation!
you won't get a.i.d.s.
just move your hand
save your money!
only five minutes
and you feel so great

red lights: a good way to be safe
get the ideas then get ready to erupt
fast hand: that's what you need
don't risk to be a father you'd better spread off your seeds
 
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