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https://youtube.com/watch?v=KZ2RxFAyaBYNot sure if I posted this before, but I fucking love Bathory, and I fucking love this track

I have an unhealthy love for Bathory's viking metal. Probably because I have an autistic interest in medieval Northern Europe.

Foreverdark Woods is my favorite song of all time, fucking awesome shit. The entire album of Nordland is just straight fire.
I want it played at my funeral.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=e_d2Fr20azY

Yep, I also am a big fan of Bathory, Both the black metal and viking metal era albums are awesome and worth collecting.
 
Just saw GWAR live for the first time last night, it was pretty sick. Opener was pretty fun too, Cancer Christ puts on a good show
I know this was posted a month ago, but I just want to say I hate missing the show in Raleigh. Work cucked me.
 
Of course.

And Föxx Salema is a Brazillian tranny, so I think that might be a bit TOO faggy for me. So let's try this again: what's the faggiest metal band that isn't done by a troon? Bonus points if there's furfaggotry involved.

Gamma Ray, a.k.a. Ram A Gay:


Hammerfall:


Don't get me wrong, this is great music, but I can't imagine myself listening to it without headphones.
 
Figure it's time for pornogrind to get some love and today is that day:

Every niche subgenre has its pioneers, and sometimes that pioneer is also the best at that said genre.

American Football invented midwest emo, and are seen as the lords of the movement
Salem invented witch house and same case; they are kings of witch house.
Bathory (basically) invented black metal same thing there, absolutely god of the genre (not going into the autistic argument of thrash metal predecessors like Venom touted as "first wave", or whatever, miss me with that it's besides the point)

But we have Gut here, who are not only the pioneers, but also the gods of pornogrind.



These guys are so weird and mindful they even got sick of playing grind and went in a very weird eccentric route with their 2006 album The Cumback, which has weird hip hop/electronic elements and hardcore punk influences. To this day nothing sounds like this album. Definitely a underrated band in my book, at least as far as heavy music goes:


Also speaking of electronic music they did a collab album with famed Miami bass producer Otto von Stirach (wish I was making this up a German goregrind band actually collab'd with a IDM/breakcore musician and in 2006 no less). Definitely ahead of the game by miles Id say:


Now hopefully one of these days these niggas can drop their whole discography on Spotify / Apple Music i'll be a happy panda
 
Still four solid albums, each for its own. Fuck all these nowadays contrarians shitting on these albums.
The worst type of metalhead are these zoomers who listen to stupid shit like Deafheaven and think they're cool for shitting on the classics. Like these albums hold up after 40 years your trendy shit won't make it that long.
 
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