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Vulvodynia (that shitty overrated south african deathcore band that used to aggressively insist that they play slamming brutal death metal music, and would throw tantrums whenever you'd tell them they don't play slam) just announced they hired a fucking tranny as their vocalist after their previous vocalist got kicked out for horrible allegations.

This is a smart idea..how? Considering how often it's been shown that troons bask in depravity, you are basically BEGGING for even more allegations against your frontman. Recruiting a troon as your vocalist right after booting your last one due to them being accused of really bad shit is practically shouting out "We don't have enough drama and poor reputation. Give us more, sir!!"

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I always hated this band, and I usually refrain from talking about bands I dislike...but this is just too funny. The gayest deathcore band on earth just got even fucking gayer and stupider

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Just look at this fucking guy lmfao holy fuck
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JUST IN!!!
Vulvodynia's new vocalist gives epic and brutal vocal demonstration!!

 
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I just found out about these guys and I like them. They remind me of how black metal used to sound back in 2002, only these guys have some production value with their music.
 
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Vulvodynia (that shitty overrated south african deathcore band that used to aggressively insist that they play slamming brutal death metal music, and would throw tantrums whenever you'd tell them they don't play slam) just announced they hired a fucking tranny as their vocalist after their previous vocalist got kicked out for horrible allegations.

This is a smart idea..how? Considering how often it's been shown that troons bask in depravity, you are basically BEGGING for even more allegations against your frontman. Recruiting a troon as your vocalist right after booting your last one due to them being accused of really bad shit is practically shouting out "We don't have enough drama and poor reputation. Give us more, sir!!"

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I always hated this band, and I usually refrain from talking about bands I dislike...but this is just too funny. The gayest deathcore band on earth just got even fucking gayer and stupider

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Just look at this fucking guy lmfao holy fuck
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JUST IN!!!
Vulvodynia's new vocalist gives epic and brutal vocal demonstration!!

According to MA, one of their lyrical themes is sexual perversion. They've definitely got that covered.

Meanwhile, an actual brutal death band with a True and Honest woman as vocalist.
 
Meanwhile, an actual brutal death band with a True and Honest woman as vocalist.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NivDy7_LcQU, list: RDNivDy7_LcQU
That band is fucking gay too and their vocalist is a massive cunt, fuck her

Now THIS is what im talking about. The literal best BDM album ever with a female on vocals



Not as good as Cerebral Bore but still a lot better than that shitty "Stabbing" band like oh wow. What a creative name guys 🙄 Did your 10 year old cousin come up with it for you? Nevermind the fact there's even another signed active band around right now called Stabbed ffs 🤦‍♂️
 
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I fell down a little Rostorchester rabbit hole. It started when I watched this Based Hooligan podcast episode:
Now this episode had to be reuploaded twice. The first upload started with an abysmal live performance from Rostorchester at Eternal Hate Fest, apparently widely mocked. Because Based Hooligan are massive hipsters they went on about how based the performance is because it's shit and if you disagree you don't like Black Metal or something and are a styro poser.
However, it turns out the band didn't agree and they decided to DFE because the performance was that amazing, and BH had to reupload it without the concert footage. Unfortunately, they left a photo of the performance as the thumbnail. Apparently the band is so bitchmade they then had to take that down as well, leaving us with the current video and thumbnail.
Just to show it was a claim, I tried downloading a previous version of the podcast.
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Now I have to disappoint you because despite my best efforts I've not been able to archive the concert footage after the fact.
They deleted their Instagram where it apparently was available according to comments in the previous upload.
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However someone did upload a photo of frontman Zwingherr Greif at the event on his metallum page so you can imagine it. Vodka bottle and exposed gunt not pictured.
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How it started:
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The studio material is pretty neat though.
Why did I bother with all this? My autism demanded that I look into it after their behavior. Sadly they won this round.
 
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an abysmal live performance from Rostorchester at Eternal Hate Fest, apparently widely mocked.

It was really bad and nearly everywhere on all platforms people made fun of it, yes.

However, it turns out the band didn't agree and they decided to DFE because the performance was that amazing,

Greif is a pretty chill and fun guy. He covered the Sailor Moon theme song with his main band Eisenwinter years ago.

Now I have to disappoint you because despite my best efforts I've not been able to archive the concert footage after the fact.

It's still around on Reddit but I can't be arsed to look deeper right now. Just check some of the bad music/crap music subs and you should find it easily.

The studio material is pretty neat though.

It is. Flawless discography.

Because Based Hooligan are massive hipsters they went on about how based the performance is because it's shit and if you disagree you don't like Black Metal or something and are a styro poser.

Basically their whole stick is if people like something they dislike it and call everyone fags for liking something. Whatever people dislike they declare to like it and call everyone who doesn't like it fags. That's it.

I listened to some episodes. Not worth anyone's time. Besides their stick that runs thin pretty quickly they barely know the stories behind the bands they talk about while they can't give any deeper insigth on the bands or their story. All their talk about the music is "Oh yeah, I got this record and I like it". Never really explaining why they actually like the record. Then they start to go off topic and they do it a lot and cheer themselves for going off topic so much.

It's people my age who try so hard to carter to the internet fan base and meme culture. Very gay, very poser.
 
It's still around on Reddit but I can't be arsed to look deeper right now. Just check some of the bad music/crap music subs and you should find it easily.
I didn't think to look in that cesspit. But indeed here it is in all its glory.

I have to admit, seeing reddit talk about it also makes me want to defend it out of principle. I get it now.
 
Another brutal death band with an actual female on vocals:


If I hadn't seen them live there's no way I would've believed that's a (hot!) girl. But then again I listened to Darkened Nocturn Slaughtercult for almost a year before I realized the vocalist Onielar is a woman too cause I'm retard.
 
I have to admit, seeing reddit talk about it also makes me want to defend it out of principle.

Or you just shrug it off bc it's not the first time you saw a band being wasted and fucking up a gig. Shit happens. There is a video from a Midnight gig in Oberhausen, Germany on youtube from like 15 years ago or so where their drummer was completely fucked up. A stage guy had to pick him up and some random dude from the crowd switched in. I was there. It was hilarious and fucking awesome. Turned out that the random dude in the crowd also plays in a band.
I saw Marduck with Legion completely drunk out of his mind. Dude fell of the stage, several times. Morgan got so angry that he started fighting Legion. It was an utter mess but for sure a gig I always remember. Last time I went to see Bongzilla they smoked like a whole field of weed before the gig. They were so blizzed and still nailed the whole set. I also was at that infamous Taake gig where Hoest was piss drunk and threw bottles in the crowd while spotting a swastika on his chest. People were going crazy. Some were pissed about the swastika, some were pissed bc he hit them with a bottle, fights broke lose, girls cried, it was awesome. Nowadays fags would have never survived a GG Allin gig. People get wasted, in front of the stage, on the stage, behind the stage, everywhere. Live gigs should be fucking chaos, not rehearsed Broadway shows.

Don't be a shitty consumer fag too and cry about how people pay to see your band so you have some responsbility to deliever yadda yadda yadda.

Nobody should care what redditors have to say anyways.
 
I mean slam itself as a genre is essentially female if you really think about it.

Yeah I've got all this pent up energy, let me stomp around real hard with clenched fists while I growl and snarl like a kid who's just watched a documentary about boars in heat.
 
Live gigs should be fucking chaos
Yeah, but only if the band can actually handle their drink. There's a difference between 'chaos' and 'embarrassing drunk spastics in KISS makeup'. I saw Dark Funeral just before Teach Children To Worship Satan and Caligula was shotgunning two tins of Special Brew after each song. Daft cunt could barely stand, but sounded INCREDIBLE, even if he forgot the words to Dead Skin Mask and just started yelling.

Getting wankered to the point that you can't play your instrument properly is... I don't want to say 'unprofessional,' because it's black metal, but it's just a bit shit. Have some dignity.

Anyway here's some Ruins.

 
I fell down a little Rostorchester rabbit hole. It started when I watched this Based Hooligan podcast episode: https://youtube.com/watch?v=EYWXH-_aiigNow this episode had to be reuploaded twice. The first upload started with an abysmal live performance from Rostorchester at Eternal Hate Fest, apparently widely mocked. Because Based Hooligan are massive hipsters they went on about how based the performance is because it's shit and if you disagree you don't like Black Metal or something and are a styro poser.
However, it turns out the band didn't agree and they decided to DFE because the performance was that amazing, and BH had to reupload it without the concert footage. Unfortunately, they left a photo of the performance as the thumbnail. Apparently the band is so bitchmade they then had to take that down as well, leaving us with the current video and thumbnail.
Just to show it was a claim, I tried downloading a previous version of the podcast.
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Now I have to disappoint you because despite my best efforts I've not been able to archive the concert footage after the fact.
They deleted their Instagram where it apparently was available according to comments in the previous upload.
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However someone did upload a photo of frontman Zwingherr Greif at the event on his metallum page so you can imagine it. Vodka bottle and exposed gunt not pictured.
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How it started:
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The studio material is pretty neat though.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4AD2hFgknHsWhy did I bother with all this? My autism demanded that I look into it after their behavior. Sadly they won this round.
I fucking Love Rosterchester (one of my favorite modern bands) . That being said the performance was pretty bad, but like also kinda amazing in a certain kind of way. It sounds nothing like there actual records,
Cool to see the based hooligan podcast mentioned on here. I'm a big fan even if it can be a bit tryhard at times. I actually downloaded the original first upload of the video. I wonder if I'm one of the only people who has it.
 
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