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- Apr 17, 2020
Before we begin, let's take a moment of silence for the plate of meatballs.
So what's the deal, man...was Phil a Secret Faggot or what? Let's examine the evidence.
• literally came out of a closet
• The lady doth protest too much
• "estimates" people's "manhoods"
• broke his gatz in Florida on that god damn recumbent bike
• sexually groped a bedsheet
• once cried like a Woman
Finally, and most damning of all, his head supported the weight of a fully loaded SUV for several seconds before caving in, suggesting years of strengthening through the near-constant act of sucking cock...What am I asking you for, you probably showed him how!
So what's the deal, man...was Phil a Secret Faggot or what? Let's examine the evidence.
• literally came out of a closet
• The lady doth protest too much
• "estimates" people's "manhoods"
• broke his gatz in Florida on that god damn recumbent bike
• sexually groped a bedsheet
• once cried like a Woman
Finally, and most damning of all, his head supported the weight of a fully loaded SUV for several seconds before caving in, suggesting years of strengthening through the near-constant act of sucking cock...What am I asking you for, you probably showed him how!
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