The 39th Parallel - A hypothetical about Femoids and Moids

[TandySmile]

Spoiler: Foreword

Since coming across the Man-Hate thread, I could not stop thinking about what would happen if the U.S. split into two countries: one male and one female. While I wish this would be more of a Deep Thoughts post, I'm not that retarded to think that it would not become a fight pit between the two factions.

Here are the conditions of the hypothetical:

• This far into the into the future (2XXX)
• At some point, men and women, in the U.S., choose to secede from each other
• Both populations are self sufficient in terms of repopulation (bone marrow stem cells that can be turned into either eggs or sperm, there are enough DNA samples in stock to prevent inbreeding, and artificial wombs exist.)
• Machine learning and robotics allow for walking fleshlights and vibrators
• The 39th Parallel acts as the border between the two nations
• The political climate is similar to how it is, as of the writing of this post, outside the U.S.

What would the cultures, politics, and foreign policy look between the two nations?​

 

[888Flux]

Here are the conditions of the hypothetical:

• What if OP wasn't a retarded faggot?

 

[Skitarii]

Whoever has access to better geography wins.

Do moids get the north and femoids get the south? How so you account for the fact that the United States is currently facing a massive water crisis south of the 39th parallel? Or the fact that a good chunk of the Southwest isn't arable? Or the fact that the Southeast is in hurricane territory? Nevermind all the illegal Mexicans hopping over the southern border either. Or the fact that US military bases are all concentrated south of the 39th.

What about industry? You can't possibly give the south Houston, LA, Atlanta, and Phoenix, while the north only has New York and Seattle. What about America's overseas possessions? Should the south be given Guam, Puerto Rico, Micronesia, Samoa, and the Virgin Islands? Is NORAD solely in the hands of the north, and the south is basically fucked for missile defense?

 

[im5!XxhO]

The hypothetical female side would immediately collapse or be conquered so it's retarded.

 

[888Flux]

Whoever has access to better geography wins.

Do moids get the north and femoids get the south? How so you account for the fact that the United States is currently facing a massive water crisis south of the 39th parallel? Or the fact that a good chunk of the Southwest isn't arable? Or the fact that the Southeast is in hurricane territory? Nevermind all the illegal Mexicans hopping over the southern border either. Or the fact that US military bases are all concentrated south of the 39th.

What about industry? You can't possibly give the south Houston, LA, Atlanta, and Phoenix, while the north only has New York and Seattle. What about America's overseas possessions? Should the south be given Guam, Puerto Rico, Micronesia, Samoa, and the Virgin Islands? Is NORAD solely in the hands of the north, and the south is basically fucked for missile defense?

Here I was hoping this thread was about the War of Northern Aggression so I could shit on y*nkee scum but no it's just some gay incel fanfiction

This is now a Robert E Lee and Pregnant Confederate Anne Frank appreciation thread

 

[TandySmile]

Here are the conditions of the hypothetical:

• What if OP wasn't a retarded faggot?

Impossible

Whoever has access to better geography wins.

I thought about war between the two nations. That would be an entirely different situation.

How so you account for the fact that the United States is currently facing a massive water crisis south of the 39th parallel?

Desalination plants are very expensive as of now, but a new way of splitting the water is being tested. The splitting would allow the plant to reduce waste and costs. Particularly, the water splitting would produce hydrochloric acid which is used in the cleaning process at the plant.

What about America's overseas possessions?

While I would find it funny if the U.S. gave up all the territory, the rest of world would not be thrilled. Puerto Rico would most likely be given to the South, since most Puerto Ricans that live in the states live in Florida. Cohabitation may be the best bet for the other overseas territories.

The hypothetical female side would immediately collapse or be conquered so it's retarded.

I disagree. Could you explain at least?

 

[Soyjak Enjoyer]

Nigga you just described a Fairy Odd Parents episode, Timmy is sick of putting up with bitches so he has the fairies make a wall around the center of the earth separating all the men and women

 

[Secret Messages]

nobody wants this and everybody who thinks they want this needs to be institutionalized.

 

[Dr Cruel]

no it's just some gay incel fanfiction

Or Westworld.

 

[Lokenstien]

nobody wants this and everybody who thinks they want this needs to be institutionalized.

Why did you revive this gay and retarded thread that rightfully no one cared about? Posting just reiterate the same thing other people said in better ways is annoying and stupid.

 

[Secret Messages]

Why did you revive this gay and retarded thread that rightfully no one cared about? Posting just reiterate the same thing other people said in better ways is annoying and stupid.