Opinion The Acolyte’s 15% Audience Score Is Embarrassing, For The Audience Scorers


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While Star Wars has had many controversies in the Disney era, viewers have now mobilized a fleet of TIE bombers to obliterate user scores of The Acolyte wherever possible, namely on Rotten Tomatoes and IMDB.

I previously reported that this started up right at release, as The Acolyte quickly became the lowest audience-rated Star Wars project besides the infamous Holiday Special. Now, its former 33% score has dipped below the Special’s 20% score, and is all the way down to 15%.

At a certain point, this is just absurd, and it says a lot more about the viewers than it does the quality of the show itself, which has barely even gotten started, now just three episodes in.

No, I am not going to entertain a debate that this is not review bombing. A 15% score is barely more than a third of the last most controversial Disney Star Wars project, The Last Jedi. Nothing is even close except that Holiday Special. On IMDB, it’s even easier to see. A full 54% of all reviews are 1 star, giving it a 3.6/10.

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There’s also how fast this happened. For instance, Ahsoka only has 5,000 reviews in on Rotten Tomatoes after being out for months while The Acolyte has aired three episodes in two weeks and has 10,000 reviews in. The last season of The Mandalorian only has 2,500 reviews in. The beloved Andor, 5,000 reviews total, years later.

Rotten Tomatoes has previously tried to curb review bombing in the wake of what happened with Captain Marvel’s release, “verifying” people had watched the movie before reviewing. But there has been no way to enforce such a system with TV, so here we are.

Why is this happening? There are a bunch of dimensions to this, and none of them good. There is absolutely a racial and gender component to this. A clip from star Amandla Stenberg about “making white people cry” was shared tens of thousands of times online, taken out of context from an interview years earlier about her film The Hate U Give. Showrunner Leslye Headland has starred in many YouTube thumbnails lambasting the “woke” nature of the series, but also it allegedly “breaking canon.”

This is the main reason for the surge since episode 3 aired, where fans (“fans”) believe the show has broken canon or destroyed the lore of Anakin Skywalker by implying that like Anakin, the twins are a “virgin force birth.” Anakin was conceived purely through the force alone, part of his “chosen one” mythology. And now they say that’s happened again, ruining everything.

The problem is…we simply have no idea if that’s true, even if that’s what everyone is assuming after last week. Specifically, while they say the girls “have no father” it is implied that their mother did something unnatural to create them, which would not be a “spontaneous force baby” situation. Dark side meddling? Witch magic? Cloning? We simply don’t know yet, but that has not stopped fans from leaping to conclusions and saying that in three half hour episodes the series has destroyed 50 years of canon.

There is also pushback about the portrayal of the Jedi as…not great, acting as space cops rounding up force-sensitive kids to test and train, not by abducting them per se, but you know, luring them away from their families for “their own good,” which is what happened to Osha, and sparked the events that led to the death of her family and community. Of course, the concept of the Jedi as rulers has dealt with this topic many times over the years, most famously in the prequels where the arrogant, clueless Jedi council’s actions, or lack thereof, directly led to the Imperial takeover of the galaxy.

The 15% score is embarrassing. Not for the show, but for those review bombing it to a frankly laughable degree. I’m not even The Acolyte’s biggest fan, as the first two episodes I didn’t love, though I thought episode 3 was more interesting. But the worst Star Wars project by an order of magnitude in the history of the series? And it just so happens to be one mostly starring black women? This whole situation is a parody of the modern toxic fanbase of the series, and if you want to disguise it as being upset about “canon” than it shows a distinct lack of understand of both the material of the show and the wider universe. You can critique a show, sure, but overwhelmingly, that is just not what’s happening here, and it goes well beyond that. While we have seen many things like this happen with Star Wars fandom over the years, I can’t help but feel like it’s absolutely getting worse.
 
One of the main big things in star wars before disney took it over that got introduced in the prequels was that there was forbidden knowledge fucking nobody but Darth Plagueis knew through years of dedicated morally dubious research, which was to influence force sensitive micro bacteria to basically make life from nothing. t's implied via the explanation of Darth Plagueis' existence that Anikin was the result of one of these experiments, and that the apprentice that may have been responsible in part for Anikins creation that murdered Plagueis before he could complete his research on unlocking the secret to immortality was the guy that told Anikin the tragic story.

The acolyte renders that completely useless by calling back to it but it's some secluded coven of lesbian witches doing all the shit Plagueis spent years figuring out how to do in the shadows making him look like a fucking idiot that just didn't go to the remote dark side witch group the jedi apperently got some recruits from.
One consistent thing you'll notice with Nu Wars is their habit of deliberately one-upping what came before and inadvertently making it look kinda like dogshit by later comparison. Star Wars is far from the only franchise to suffer from power creep, but in this case it feels especially...pointed. Death Star that blows up a planet? Hell nah nigga that shit's corny as hell we have a DEATH WORLD that EATS SUNS and BLOWS UP FIVE PLANETS IN ONE SHOT HOLY SHIT I'M GONNA CUM. Luke needs 20 minutes of grimacing to move a lightsaber 5 feet out of lightly packed snow? What a scrub, amirite, Rey coulda done it with her hands tied behind her back, bigot. Get used to it! The Force is Female. They can't even leave the classic X-Wing and TIE Fighter designs alone without fucking them up and making them look gay.

I'm loathe to engage in psychoanalysis normally, but if I had to guess I'd say it's the result of the cognitive dissonance you get when you know damn you're standing on the shoulders of your forefathers yet still feel the need to call them racist and sexist out of the side of your mouth. You know if that one evil WHITE MAN didn't have a dream of a sci-fi universe in 1977 you wouldn't have shit to ruin, but you still have to denigrate him and call him evil to make your ESG overlords happy. It's a tough place to be mentally.
 
Oh no another defense of the scissor wizard show by some soy latte sucking shitlib? Color me shocked. I pirated the first two just to see how absolutely bad it would be. On that merit I wasn’t disappointed. Out of a universe of possibilities this is the shit they went with?
 
It's impressive how defensive these cucks are towards Acolyte right now, I don't see them rising to the defense of Velma, seasons 1 or 2. I am having big thunk.

I believe it's because this has been Darth Kennedy's baby the whole way through, the only series that has been 100% her baby, and the culmination of all her "The Force is Female" ideology. I also believe that Iger may have given her an ultimatum: if the Acolyte is a failure, it's her last chance. She will be out, or at the very least will not have her contract renewed. So I'm sure she's paying all the shills to cover hard for her failure.
 
Of course Paul Tassi wrote this. Paul Tassi was I think the one who compared Gamergate supporters to people who wanted to know about Obama's birth certificate.

It's the same basic proposition as for Gamergate - The industry shouldn't produce what the audience wants.

Disney killed off any excitement I had for Star Wars way back in 2015 when I watched Ep. 7. I just quit caring about it entirely.

I don't hate nu-Star Wars; I nothing it.

Yup; sat through it and wondered why it was like the 1977 film, just not as good. Just seemed pointless. The Last Jedi however I hated and The Rise of Palpatine was so bad it was funny.

There's a floaty jedi dude who one of the twins wants to assassinate but she can't because his Force powers prevent her touching him, hitting him with weapons etc. My question is actually this following bit: she buys some poison which he then drinks. Why does he drink it? How does she get him to? The clip I saw he's just holding it and drinking it and nobody has explained to me how she gets him to.

We don't know yet. He was part of the jedi group that visited the lesbian space witches two of which are the assassin's parents (don't ask how that works!). Shortly after there was a raging inferno and all the lesbos were apparently killed. The show has strongly implied that it was the assassin herself who caused the fire but there's much speculation that the twist will be it was all the fault of the evil jedi. My money's on white guilt.
 
I previously reported that this started up right at release, as The Acolyte quickly became the lowest audience-rated Star Wars project besides the infamous Holiday Special. Now, its former 33% score has dipped below the Special’s 20% score, and is all the way down to 15%.
The Holiday Special objectively had better music, Jefferson Starship vs. the "Black People Can't Count Above Two" song. 🤷‍♂️ (BTW is that thing with the tumor on its head in that scene of the Acolyte an actual woman or a tranny? I'm honestly not sure which it would be worse to be true.)
 
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And Disney is getting Youtube to crack down apparently. Hard. I can just see Filoni, Kennedy and Headland going 'this has to stop, they're not liking our great products!!!'

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Fuck Youtube and Fuck Disney. Disgusting behavior.

And this is no different from the censorship tactics used by the CCP, but people see this as okay and "necessary for democracy".
 
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It's the same basic proposition as for Gamergate - The industry shouldn't produce what the audience wants.



Yup; sat through it and wondered why it was like the 1977 film, just not as good. Just seemed pointless. The Last Jedi however I hated and The Rise of Palpatine was so bad it was funny.



We don't know yet. He was part of the jedi group that visited the lesbian space witches two of which are the assassin's parents (don't ask how that works!). Shortly after there was a raging inferno and all the lesbos were apparently killed. The show has strongly implied that it was the assassin herself who caused the fire but there's much speculation that the twist will be it was all the fault of the evil jedi. My money's on white guilt.

The only thing I've enjoyed from Disney Wars has been Rogue One and the first two seasons of the Mandalorian before Kennedy fucked everything up too badly and screwed over Favreu. I enjoyed them because you could tell the people behind those projects loved Star Wars and tried to be faithful to the originals. They weren't as good as the Original Trilogy, but on par with the Prequels and definitely the best that Disney Wars has had to offer. The rest has been utter garbage.
 
And Disney is getting Youtube to crack down apparently. Hard. I can just see Filoni, Kennedy and Headland going 'this has to stop, they're not liking our great products!!!'

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Fuck Youtube and Fuck Disney. Disgusting behavior.
It's hilarious that this multi billion dollar company feels threatened by a few youtube grifters. These retards still think that censoring someone's opinions somehow stops them from believing them.
 
It's hilarious that this multi billion dollar company feels threatened by a few youtube grifters. These retards still think that censoring someone's opinions somehow stops them from believing them.
What was that old saying about cutting out a man's tongue again?
 
@The Lawgiver yes, they did say that Midiclorians are in everyone and that the amount that's in one's blood determines how strong with the Force they are, but it still amounts to the same thing: only a select few will be able to use the Force and become a Jedi because they have more little critters in their blood. Before Episode One it was assumed that anyone could learn to use the Force and become a Jedi if they worked to achieve it. That was a positive and encouraging notion as a kid: anyone can be a Jedi if they apply themselves and work for it. I hate to use the term "inclusive" because of what it has come to mean in the modern day, but that's what it was. "Sorry kid, you can't use the Force or become a Jedi Knight because you don't have enough critters in your blood" is stupid and exclusive. It's discouraging.
Dead wrong. Rian Johnson levels of wrong. In the OT, while people are connected with the Force, only Luke, Palpatine, Vader, Yoda, and Obi-wan were connected enough to use it beyond "trusting your instincts." Even then, it required at least a year of specialized training to get telekinesis and future visions, which is why Luke was able to pull the lightsaber out of the snow in TESB, not ANH. The most Force power he could do in ANH is be harder to hit in a X-wing and make the shot without the targeting computer, which are very much intuition-based. It's further compounded with blood ties, which limits the pool of potential candidates hard.
 
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