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- Dec 28, 2014
Ass napkins.
Napkins.
In his ass.
Napkins.
In his ass.
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Don't forget Ade's floor!Ass napkins.
Napkins.
In his ass.
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This is all from a FOIA request by Kaizen, a fellow crat on ED. I have my own going through but it should have the same info.
The Owlet Smart Sock is an infant pulse oximeter and sleep monitor. What a weird thing for a young man to even know exists, let alone steal several of.
Height: 5' 11" (1.8m)
Hustler's Bible Hustle Tip$ #149: Steal from Best Buy to maximize your profits and finally manage to escape your 9-5 employment to become the richest man in the universe!!!!111
...also:
Height: 5' 11" (1.8m)
Weight: 260 pounds (118 kg)
lol fat
I was here from the start. Just forgot about it and how much fun it was.time to read a book-length kiwifag thread
I was wondering why I couldn't find them on Owlet's site while trying to figure out what the fuck they supposedly do. Good to know it's because of a recall.he stole discontinued recalled socks![]()
Owlet baby socks discontinued after FDA warning. Parents argue device offers 'peace of mind.'
Owlet’s Smart Socks, which are baby monitoring socks programmed to track a baby’s sleep patterns, have halted sales after a warning letter from FDA.www.usatoday.com
Can you believe he posted this shit?Don't even so much as mention my business.
Can you believe he posted this shit?
Dude, your BUSINESS is you have NAPKINS. IN YOUR ASS!
Lmao can you imagine telling people not to mention your business when your business is literally NAPKINS in your ASS?
This is the OP of this thread. Napkins. Ass. And he's talking tough and shit. Dude, you don't get to talk tough when you have NAPKINS. In your ASS.
Classic Best Buy still selling them despite the recall (product recalls don't cost retailers anything -- they get back whatever they paid for whatever unsold stock they send back).he stole discontinued recalled socks![]()
Owlet baby socks discontinued after FDA warning. Parents argue device offers 'peace of mind.'
Owlet’s Smart Socks, which are baby monitoring socks programmed to track a baby’s sleep patterns, have halted sales after a warning letter from FDA.www.usatoday.com
lol this particular flavor of shitposting is (seriously) never going to get old.Imagine being such an utter retard that you thought some weird, gay coup to take over ED was a good idea.
Oh, and also having napkins in your ass.