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The mystery of the ass napkin begs many questions. I find myself asking how the ass napkins make it from ass to floor in the scope of a regular day of not leaving the house.
The three possibilities I can think of are as follows:
A: Aediot regularly walks around with no pants, once the napkin is sufficiently assed he lets it fall like an animal.
B. Aediot, upon sensing that the ass napkin has completed it's tour of duty he reaches back then picks and flicks, sans hand washing of course.
C. Aediot does wear pants and upon feeling the shit spreading outside of his ass due to ass napkin degradation, he releases it from his cheeks and shakes it out of his pant leg.
I'm certain there are other possibilities. Sadly, only Ade can provide the answers science so desperately needs.
Ade already said they would fall out during sex. Mystery solved.