Trashfire The adezero & aediot breakup trashfire - Now also mediating the trademark dispute between aediot and the other ED guys

[Geralt of Rivia]

An ex-girlfriend knows your terrible secrets, and you have few big booba pics of her. Do you...?

a) Keep your mouth shut and trust her to follow basic breakup protocols of not airing out the dirty laundry
b) Phone her up and casually hint that it sure is great neither of you would air out the dirty laundry
c) Phone her up and explicitly demand her silence in exchange for your silence
d) Make an autistic blackmail thread on Kiwi Farms and start slow-leaking booba pics

Should have went with e) Sperg out and go full nuclear, burning both yourself and herself in the process.

 

[AnOminous]

d) Make an autistic blackmail thread on Kiwi Farms and start slow-leaking booba pics

Booby pics that actually make her look hotter than she actually is. This is like reverse blackmail.

 

[Dyn]

Booby pics that actually make her look hotter than she actually is. This is like reverse blackmail.

Imagine trying to claim a woman is your 'bitch' after she's cuckolded you with Ethan Ralph and then dumps you for Zaiger while he's still in prison.

 

[Scumhook]

If you have to leverage your own repulsiveness to taint the other person by proxy, you're basically forfeiting.

I have a litany of cases where I have left my repulsive proxy all over someone's taint and have never once forfeited!!!


ok there was this one time but i was dehydrated and she said it was fine and it happens to everyone sometimes

 

[Narr Then]

So is this aediot's official lolcow thread now?

 

[Dyn]

I have a litany of cases where I have left my repulsive proxy all over someone's taint and have never once forfeited!!!


ok there was this one time but i was dehydrated and she said it was fine and it happens to everyone sometimes

That's a lie women tell it literally never happens to real men.

 

[AnOminous]

Imagine trying to claim a woman is your 'bitch' after she's cuckolded you with Ethan Ralph and then dumps you for Zaiger while he's still in prison.

This is singularity level cuckoldry or singularity level being a whore. Imagine picking up ass napkins, then licking Ethan Ralph's asshole, then becoming the prison girlfriend of Zaiger. Imagine being involved with ANY of these people in this way.

There are no winners in this scenario, just sad, pathetic people who should kill themselves. In reality, not in Minecraft.

 

[Likeigod]

Zaiger

Zaiger

What

 

[Popper Whiting]

This is singularity level cuckoldry or singularity level being a whore. Imagine picking up ass napkins, then licking Ethan Ralph's asshole, then becoming the prison girlfriend of Zaiger. Imagine being involved with ANY of these people in this way.

There are no winners in this scenario, just sad, pathetic people who should kill themselves. In reality, not in Minecraft.

 

[Penis Drager]

There are no winners in this scenario

That's where you're wrong, friendo.
We are the winners.

 

[AnOminous]

That's where you're wrong, friendo.
We are the winners.

I meant among the participants. We are Kiwis. We are always the winners.

 

[Dyn]

What

Isn't she also Zaiger's ex?

 

[Likeigod]

Isn't she also Zaiger's ex?

That was years ago?

 

[Dyn]

That was years ago?

Who's Conrad?

 

[AnOminous]

Who's Conrad?

I did a writeup on this faggot a few days ago, because I just looked him up and his faggotry astounded me.

You can find it here.

 

[Likeigod]

Who's Conrad?

Another sysadmin

 

[Dyn]

I did a writeup on this faggot a few days ago, because I just looked him up and his faggotry astounded me.

You can find it here.

Okay is that the prison boyfriend, then?

 

[White Girl]

Everyone in this drama is a fucking loser and should be banished from using the internet.

 

[AnOminous]

Okay is that the prison boyfriend, then?

No, that weird creepy cunt is his prison girlfriend. I think he probably has a prison boyfriend, too, but he's black. I've really lost track of the dramatis personae here though. The sheer level of fuckups here has exceeded the number of people I can keep up with.

 

[Likeigod]

Everyone in this drama is a fucking loser and should be banished from using the internet.

I dont value the opinions of white girls

No, that weird creepy cunt is his prison girlfriend. I think he probably has a prison boyfriend, too, but he's black. I've really lost track of the dramatis personae here though. The sheer level of fuckups here has exceeded the number of people I can keep up with.

What what what what