The Adopt a Goon Program - Kiwi Kulture Kultivators

[Cthulu]

Let's not think about what happens to goons who don't find homes...

 

[WW 635]

I've decided to adopt @Shrangus. It should be noted that declining of my offer is not an option.

 

[Tranhuviya]

I call @TrapOrDie.

 

[Cthulu]

I've decided to adopt @Shrangus. It should be noted that declining of my offer is not an option.

I'm sure he make a lovely pet. Just keep him away from @DNJACK so he doesn't get doxed and his nudes sent to his work.

 

[John Furrman]

wtb goonfriend 100 mil gp

 

[Judge Holden]

Adopt a Coon you say? WELL ITS ABOUT FUCKIN TIME!

oh wait......adopt a Goon. Nvm then.

 

[The Fool]

can I make them wear bondage and force them to live in a cage under my bed? or is that against goon rights?

 

[WW 635]

I'm sure he make a lovely pet. Just keep him away from @DNJACK so he doesn't get doxed and his nudes sent to his work.

lol Good luck and God speed to anyone who crosses and/or sends n00ds to @DNJACK

 

[Cthulu]

can I make them wear bondage and force them to live in a cage under my bed? or is that against goon rights?

Totally acceptable. Goons have no rights.

 

[WW 635]

can I make them wear bondage and force them to live in a cage under my bed? or is that against goon rights?

They just came from SA so they think that is the norm.

 

[Cthulu]

lol Good luck and God speed to anyone who crosses and/or sends n00ds to @DNJACK

lol no. I meant don't let @DNJACK dox your pet and send nudes to his work.

 

[Tranhuviya]

Can adopted goons get little banners saying "Property of INSERT ADOPTEE HERE"?

 

[RI 360]

Can adopted goons get little banners saying "Property of INSERT ADOPTEE HERE"?

have them change their custom title so when they're being speds other users know to be patient.

 

[John Furrman]

Can adopted goons get little banners saying "Property of INSERT ADOPTEE HERE"?

I would pay 10 bux for that!

 

[grimbaud]

i'm into casual choking

 

[The Fool]

I like the banners idea but instead of a banner make it a tramp stamp

 

[Internet War Criminal]

I refuse to adopt anyone who can't deadlift 1.25x their body weight

 

[John Furrman]

I like the banners idea but instead of a banner make it a tramp stamp

I'm for custom user banners so we can form gangs like they do on SA.

 

[Tranhuviya]

I refuse to adopt anyone who can't deadlift 1.25x their body weight

You're one of the ones being adopted, though.

 

[RG 448]

Can I claim them as a dependent on my tax return?