The Adopt a Goon Program - Kiwi Kulture Kultivators

[Splendid]

Someone adopt me! I'm already house-trained.

Ok, fine. Consolation prize for being the second best choker I guess.

 

[Aquinas]

Someone adopt me! I'm already house-trained.

I'm going to saddle you up with @Zvantastika, you'll have a nice home there

 

[Splendid]

I'm going to saddle you up with @Zvantastika, you'll have a nice home there

Nope, too late, mine!
I will train someone to be the 6th best shitposter.

 

[Jack Me Hoff]

Finally, my Friday nights and holidays won't be so lonely anymore

 

[Aquinas]

Nope, too late, mine!
I will train someone to be the 6th best shitposter.

Why dont you just take @Lowtax

 

[The Fool]

Why dont you just take @Lowtax

Nobody wants that one

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

If Derek Smart ever shows up, can I adopt him? Or does anyone else want him?

 

[Cthulu]

Nobody wants that one

I want FAU since I doxed 50 goons to get him but I'll take @Lowtax as a consultation prize since FAU is too pussy to post here.

 

[Zvantastika]

Nope, too late, mine!
I will train someone to be the 6th best shitposter.

Pffffffft, if you don't even aspire to train them to be the NUMBER ONE, you don't deserve them.

Finally, my Friday nights and holidays won't be so lonely anymore

Come my dear, I'll show you the wonders of this place and beyond.

 

[Splendid]

Why dont you just take @Lowtax

Because he's already ignored my advice.

 

[Splendid]

Finally, my Friday nights and holidays won't be so lonely anymore

We literally have a Friday night movie night. Drop by.

 

[Super Collie]

Is this the thread where we sign up to pop a goon's cherry?

 

[Tea Leaf]

There's too many buttons on this site, I don't understand, I'm frightened

 

[Cuck Norris]

@entropyseekswork here I found your stupid fucking thread now give me a pet autist so I can prove you wrong, AGAIN

 

[RI 360]

@entropyseekswork here I found your stupid fucking thread now give me a pet autist so I can prove you wrong, AGAIN

lol you lazy cunt, just take @Tea Leaf

 

[Cuck Norris]

There's too many buttons on this site, I don't understand, I'm frightened

I will help you out, just try not to get your dick stuck in the ceiling fan until I can write you some instructions.

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

Are there any goons left over? I'm looking to adopt

 

[Aquinas]

me

 

[Doug_Hitzel]

me

Don’t forget to spay and neuter your goons!

 

[Aquinas]

Dont, thats how you get troons.