The Gay Oboma Creature
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I've always thought that the suite of AI music generation tools have been horribly underutilized in the Hate Speech community. In the span of five minutes, you can write a song about your undistilled hatred for any given ethnic group and a marginalized community's water supply will be evaporated to put your lyrics to a legitimately catchy tune.
I've made this thread to correct the lack of attention that this has received. To start us off, here's Pimped Out by the Hat Man, a song about Benzodiazepine and buck-breaking.
I've made this thread to correct the lack of attention that this has received. To start us off, here's Pimped Out by the Hat Man, a song about Benzodiazepine and buck-breaking.
[Verse 1]
# Establishes that the MC has drugged Tariq Nasheed with the intent to introduce him to the Hat Man
Welcome to my world, Tariq Nasheed
I'm here to give you the lesson you need
My good friend, the Hat Man, is coming to breed
Your little buck hole, just like he did to me
You wonder why, that's the question you're askin'
What the fuck's this buck done, he's put drugs in you for sassin'
The buck breaking communitity, all the buckies and massin'
Now the Hat Man's coming to punish 'ya assin'
I'm not a mastermind, don't overestimate me nigga
The Hat Man planned this, I'm just his ringa
Told me you were a threat, so I'm here to bring 'ya
To his front door, now he's gonna fling 'ya
You wanna know who I am, it's an easy question
Let me tell you my name, won't leave you guessin'
Not a name like Tariq, ya' momma ain't name you that
I'm the Hat Man's 'ho, that's what I'm called, cat
[Chorus]
I'm the Hat Man's Drugged-Up Anal Prostitute
Put his juice in my arm, give reality the boot
Benadryl and Benzos, synergism lined up
Soon the Hat Man gon' be jizzin' in my butt
Hat Man's Drugged-Up Anal Prostitute
The world is a fuck
Put the Hat Man in my butt
Prostitute myself for more, once I sober up
[Verse 2]
# Establishes the MC's origin story
Yeah, I'll tell you how I got this way
Mixing benzos and benadryl 'till I turned gay
Bought more and more until I couldn't pay
Made a deal with the Hat Man, let him mold me like clay
Now I'm hunting Hotep-homophobes, syringe in hand
Sending them all to Hat Man Land
Drug 'em so much that they can't stand
Putting them all at his command
He gets me more money when I bring him more men
I see it in front of me when my drug trips end
And I wrote these bars while he guided my pen
To tell you what your life's gonna be like, ken?
I go out and buy drugs with the money he sent me
Some for me and some for drugging hoteps like you, see?
And I'm the guy who all of those guys are gonna be
We're spreading like a virus, Hat Man's on a buck breaking spree
[Chorus]
I'm the Hat Man's Drugged-Up Anal Prostitute
Put his juice in my arm, give reality the boot
Benadryl and Benzos, synergism lined up
Soon the Hat Man gon' be jizzin' in my butt
Hat Man's Drugged-Up Anal Prostitute
The world is a fuck
Put the Hat Man in my butt
Prostitute myself for more, once I sober up
[Verse 3]
# Explains the MC's devotion to the Hat Man
Now I bet you wonder why I like this guy so much
Lots of gay guys out there who would help my ass get stuffed
But the Hat Man's something special and I can't say that enough
I'm achieving buck nirvana when he's buckbreaking my butt
Seven feet tall, he's got glowing eyes
Stands in silhouette, even when the sun shines
Summoned by benadryl, sharp like porcupines
You don't stand a chance, he's gon' put you in his confines
And you 'gon love him, let me tell you why
Can't resist him, you can't even try
Once he's on you, he's gon' make you fly
Once you're sober, then you gonna cry
He'll addict you worse than the drugs do
Ya' buck ass gonna do what he wants you to
Say "Hat Man, make me your boo"
You'll be like me, it's coming real soon
[Chorus]
I'm the Hat Man's Drugged-Up Anal Prostitute
Put his juice in my arm, give reality the boot
Benadryl and Benzos, synergism lined up
Soon the Hat Man gon' be jizzin' in my butt
Hat Man's Drugged-Up Anal Prostitute
The world is a fuck
Put the Hat Man in my butt
Prostitute myself for more, once I sober up
[Outro]
Time to get high (again)
# Establishes that the MC has drugged Tariq Nasheed with the intent to introduce him to the Hat Man
Welcome to my world, Tariq Nasheed
I'm here to give you the lesson you need
My good friend, the Hat Man, is coming to breed
Your little buck hole, just like he did to me
You wonder why, that's the question you're askin'
What the fuck's this buck done, he's put drugs in you for sassin'
The buck breaking communitity, all the buckies and massin'
Now the Hat Man's coming to punish 'ya assin'
I'm not a mastermind, don't overestimate me nigga
The Hat Man planned this, I'm just his ringa
Told me you were a threat, so I'm here to bring 'ya
To his front door, now he's gonna fling 'ya
You wanna know who I am, it's an easy question
Let me tell you my name, won't leave you guessin'
Not a name like Tariq, ya' momma ain't name you that
I'm the Hat Man's 'ho, that's what I'm called, cat
[Chorus]
I'm the Hat Man's Drugged-Up Anal Prostitute
Put his juice in my arm, give reality the boot
Benadryl and Benzos, synergism lined up
Soon the Hat Man gon' be jizzin' in my butt
Hat Man's Drugged-Up Anal Prostitute
The world is a fuck
Put the Hat Man in my butt
Prostitute myself for more, once I sober up
[Verse 2]
# Establishes the MC's origin story
Yeah, I'll tell you how I got this way
Mixing benzos and benadryl 'till I turned gay
Bought more and more until I couldn't pay
Made a deal with the Hat Man, let him mold me like clay
Now I'm hunting Hotep-homophobes, syringe in hand
Sending them all to Hat Man Land
Drug 'em so much that they can't stand
Putting them all at his command
He gets me more money when I bring him more men
I see it in front of me when my drug trips end
And I wrote these bars while he guided my pen
To tell you what your life's gonna be like, ken?
I go out and buy drugs with the money he sent me
Some for me and some for drugging hoteps like you, see?
And I'm the guy who all of those guys are gonna be
We're spreading like a virus, Hat Man's on a buck breaking spree
[Chorus]
I'm the Hat Man's Drugged-Up Anal Prostitute
Put his juice in my arm, give reality the boot
Benadryl and Benzos, synergism lined up
Soon the Hat Man gon' be jizzin' in my butt
Hat Man's Drugged-Up Anal Prostitute
The world is a fuck
Put the Hat Man in my butt
Prostitute myself for more, once I sober up
[Verse 3]
# Explains the MC's devotion to the Hat Man
Now I bet you wonder why I like this guy so much
Lots of gay guys out there who would help my ass get stuffed
But the Hat Man's something special and I can't say that enough
I'm achieving buck nirvana when he's buckbreaking my butt
Seven feet tall, he's got glowing eyes
Stands in silhouette, even when the sun shines
Summoned by benadryl, sharp like porcupines
You don't stand a chance, he's gon' put you in his confines
And you 'gon love him, let me tell you why
Can't resist him, you can't even try
Once he's on you, he's gon' make you fly
Once you're sober, then you gonna cry
He'll addict you worse than the drugs do
Ya' buck ass gonna do what he wants you to
Say "Hat Man, make me your boo"
You'll be like me, it's coming real soon
[Chorus]
I'm the Hat Man's Drugged-Up Anal Prostitute
Put his juice in my arm, give reality the boot
Benadryl and Benzos, synergism lined up
Soon the Hat Man gon' be jizzin' in my butt
Hat Man's Drugged-Up Anal Prostitute
The world is a fuck
Put the Hat Man in my butt
Prostitute myself for more, once I sober up
[Outro]
Time to get high (again)
