Plagued The Alt-Right

I considered making a thread for this chump, but I thought this would be a better place to post instead.

http://christophercantwell.com

I love how he calls himself a "realist". wow

I would post Christopher Cantwell's Twitter, but his account is suspended- wonder why :)
 
Uh-oh, my right wing libertarian, anti-vaxxer, 9-11 was an inside job, monsanto is trying to kill us, the CIA created ISIS, Putin is actually really cool, Trump supporting, Socialism is identical to Communism (yet he's lived in Denmark and Japan for many, many years and seems to really like both places) Facebook friend has started posting fringe articles along the lines of "What about all the GERMANS who died during WWII, that's the REAL Holocaust" and "Jewish Control of the media is preventing free Holocaust debate" articles.


I think it's time to sever....

(That counts as alt-right, correct? Also if someone else wants to touch the "What about the Holocaust against the Germans!?" poop, be my guest. I'm curious but not curious enough to dive into that shitfest)

EDIT: Apparently the "Holocaust debate" is something Oliver Stone said, something to do with "Hitler needs to be put into his historical context" or some shit.

EDIT EDIT: Also the guy is half-Japanese so lol if he's starting to go the white supremacist route.
 
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y'all degenerates can't even get FIT!
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CatFace said:
Where do Latin people fall? Central Asians? What about Melanesian Blondes?
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They never really bring up Hispanics unless it's extremists/shitposters who want all Hispanics behind a wall.
 
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MarineTrainedTard said:
(That counts as alt-right, correct? Also if someone else wants to touch the "What about the Holocaust against the Germans!?" poop, be my guest. I'm curious but not curious enough to dive into that shitfest)
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Alt-right is when you want to be a Nazi but you have to be a fucking hipster about it too.
 
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AnOminous said:
Alt-right is when you want to be a Nazi but you have to be a fucking hipster about it too.
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Someone here said that it was basically any right-wing politics outside of any mainstream conservative or right-liberal party, but you're absolutely right about the hipster shit.
 
AnOminous said:
"Alt-right" is basically a way of saying you're too dumb to even be a Nazi.
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Or too cowardly to be a (Neo-)Nazi off-screen.

Abethedemon said:
So there are people on the AltRight who think that the Angry Birds movie is propaganda for their side.
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Looks, ironically, like a racist version of SJWs shoehorning racism, sexism and so on in absolutely innocuous media.

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I can't believe how grossly they are misinterpreting this. The Angry Birds movie is obviously a look at the struggles of the nation of Uganda!
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Seriously though, why would anyone want Angry Birds as their propaganda. Like, really?
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That's a racist version of pareidolia; like discovering Jesus' face on crackers and shower curtains or the Eye of Providence in Spongebob.
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Bunch of Nazis on the net getting even more retarded than before. There is no limit to the human creativity faggotry.
 
K>C said:
The alt-right has a odd view on the Middle East, they basically sync up with Marxist-Leninists, like they support Assad, Hussein and the Iranian regime. Maybe its the Horseshoe theory in effect?
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It depends on which alt-rightist is talking. Some are supportive of those people, some just have no opinion. They generally don't support saudi arabia despite it being so close to their politics though
 
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AnOminous said:
Alt-right is when you want to be a Nazi but you have to be a fucking hipster about it too.
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Contrarian hipster fascists- it's like someone took these three irritating types of people, threw them in a blender, and the Alt-Right is the result, a blend of LOLs.

EDIT- I found this:

"Conform to our fascist edgelord movement or else you're a cuck!"

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Inspired by a thread in Deep Thoughts.

The Alt-Right is a tiny, ineffectual subculture of basement dwellers pretending to be neo-nazis.

They're a diverse lolcow herd. They have the bitter virginity of Loveshies, the paranoid delusions of Iconoclast, the self awareness of Marijan, and the politics of the really autistic parts of reddit.

We discuss this new breed of lolcow here.
 
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Venus said:
They make me feel like an SJW in comparison to them.

Anyho, they are an eccentric bunch.

Below is a link to an Alt Right group i discovered on Facebook, and let's just say that some of the comments are quite something: https://m.facebook.com/profile.php?id=533029706853240&tsid=0.1379757239483297&source=typeahead

There seems to be a reoccurring theme of paranoia amongst the ranks of the alt right.
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Maybe the alt-right aren't there because of horrible left-wing persecution, but because it's easier for idiot manchildren to blame a fictional conspiracy to explain why they're not winners and pretending to be nazis makes them feel special.
 
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Bungleboy said:
Inspired by a thread in Deep Thoughts.

The Alt-Right is a tiny, ineffectual subculture of basement dwellers pretending to be neo-nazis.

They're a diverse lolcow herd. They have the bitter virginity of Loveshies, the paranoid delusions of Iconoclast, the self awareness of Marijan, and the politics of the really autistic parts of reddit.

We discuss this new breed of lolcow here.
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Didn't you make a thread about this a while ago
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-dark-enlightenment-fascist-sperglords-in-the-mists.10716/
 
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I agree on community watch, the alt right may have some backwards views on women and feel they should have a more "traditional" role. It's one minor aspect of the sperging they do.

Heck, them saying a woman should be barefoot and pregnant with no voting rights is probably the least offensive things from them.
 
Bassomatic said:
I agree on community watch, the alt right may have some backwards views on women and feel they should have a more "traditional" role. It's one minor aspect of the sperging they do.

Heck, them saying a woman should be barefoot and pregnant with no voting rights is probably the least offensive things from them.
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Let's not forget the gun community within the Alt Right that believes feminists will take their guns away
 
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