The Amazon.in (India) Thread

[Vect]

I love India so much.

 

[Charred Dinosaur]

Low hanging fruit/sexual saars:

 

[Mr Sister]

This is an old one, I didn’t realize kiwifarms wasn’t blessed with the knowledge

It reminds me of the game of clicking a random spot in India and going to street view. If you don’t see garbage, rubble, or shit, you win. Good luck

 

[Almighty Space Duck]

Those cow shit biscuits have reviews. Which means that people have bought them.

 

[But Nuster]

saar do not scam the bar code do not, bloody benchod

 

[scumfuck]

"Unscented" "soap" made of pure "potent" cow piss and shit




Bruh. Do Indians really?

Edit: SAAR YOU NEED DOLDO??

 

[An Autistic Axolotl]

BEZOS SAAR WHERE ARE LOCAL GIRLS TO DO UNTO THE NEEDFUL?!!?

Spoiler: American Amazon Comparison

You know, normal.

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Bonus: What the fuck is Pooja, who is Pooja, why is Pooja?

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

Bonus: What the fuck is Pooja, who is Pooja, why is Pooja?

Pooja is when indians wave cow shit and other valuable items in front of idols.

 

[Rembrandt]

Reminds me of how nearly every term I'd write in Brave search would show an "in Hindi" in the suggestions.

If you want to enter a real rabbit hole, try looking up anything in Yandex. I was looking for stock background photos and came across search suggestions that creeped me the fuck out. Do not search for anything regarding children or monkeys.

 

[Alkor]

Oh no India bros. It's not looking good.
Thankfully the poisons pills is just melatonin tablets, herbal pills and books.
The related searches at the bottom though?



Oh saar.

For comparison, the US Amazon:

 

[Sneak 'n' Snore]

hello my friend amazon india so great best in world has all best things india number won here my friend free amazon in link all bobes and vegeta for you free real click link no virus real

 

[𒀭Δημιουργός χάος]

Ah, I remember when /pol/ did this...good times. User reviews with pics were pure gold mines.
Rest In Piss Mongolian basket forum.

 

[Zaireeka]

New racial slur just dropped

 

[ICanLurkNoMore]

these things can buy whole ass motorbikes on amazon?

 

[thrembonium_3000]

hmm

 

[Slav Power]

yes this appears to be amazon tracking your search history, not something related to india. nice own goal

Private window: no cookies, browsing history, Local Storage or any other browsing data that could be used for profiling.
Mullvad VPN IP in Czech Republic: proof that it doesn't profile the search based on geographical location.

Sory Barjeesh, but your deflection doesn't apply here.

 

[Solid Snek]

Shove your baby's face next to our cow shit, saar, and mosquito won't bite. This I tell you one time.

 

[Hiphopopotamus]

Here's another "fun" game you can play.
Go click on some results, especially clothing, and see if you can stumble upon user submitted nightmares.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Here's another "fun" game you can play.
Go click on some results, especially clothing, and see if you can stumble upon user submitted nightmares.
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it’s just indian men wearing women’s underwear lol

 

[Pill Cosby]

It must be all that shit in the water.