Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.

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Did Eric get a nose job at some point? His nose looks different.
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I've been thinking the same thing. Then I thought maybe as his face matured (as we all do unless it's covered in swaths of lard) perhaps his features sharpened?

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Eric's vlog from a couple days ago, includes Amber being obnoxious and pretending to steal the meal Rickie made for him. Also shows Amber and Becky laying in bed when Amber asks, "Is this how porn starts?"

Could it be that Amber, the super sexual lesbian with a tiny hole who don't need no toys, has not watched porn before?

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I'm late. I don't give a shit. Do not ever disrespect your eggs in that manner. Those eggs were done for at least 2 mins. Take them off the heat to season. Fucking hell. I love Rickie, but GORL. And, squeezy tube turkey???? Lord have mercy. I'm a southern girl. I can't.
 
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Whatthefuck said:
I've been thinking the same thing. Then I thought maybe as his face matured (as we all do unless it's covered in swaths of lard) perhaps his features sharpened?
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Eric put on weight after highschool so I think he just got one of those faces that changes when you got an extra 20 or 50 on you. At least I've noticed this in mixed race people.
 
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mookbongz said:
I did some snooping on Eric's fb, I don't think he's mixed race. I feel a bit wierd posting his family here but there are pictures on his Facebook.
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OK, then the question reverts back to, "why is his hair so processed and terrible"? He's not a bad looking man, but he's doing himself no favors with that Donald Trumpesque squirrel on his head.
 
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mookbongz said:
I did some snooping on Eric's fb, I don't think he's mixed race. I feel a bit wierd posting his family here but there are pictures on his Facebook.
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Yeah. I looked too. Those pics are definitely him (he has high school era photos on his Facebook) and he looks biracial, but then there are pictures of him? as a little kid and he looks pretty damn white and blond. Curious.
 
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Yall dumb asf. Eric is not biracial. If anything he is 10% black. His hair is terrible because he doesn't know how to care for curly hair. Curly hair in itself is a feat. He tries to treat his hair like white peoples hair and it doesn't work. He doesn't want to embrace his curls so he constantly puts hesat on it , frying it so it looks straight. He doesn't oil it either. He already has dry hair and he just fries is daily with flat irons. Somebody in his family was dipping in chocolate long ago and it just manifested in him.
 
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Destiny shaved her head, guize.
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It's a nice sentiment, but...
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Wow, when Amber's mom got cancer she didn't even get a letter from Big AL. But she certainly made a crying video just begging for pity and showing off the stationery she bought to send her mom letters. I think she may have even showed stamps/envelopes? Then of course AL got defensive when asked if she sent her mom a letter. Because it wasn't like SHE was the one who brought up writing a letter or anything.

Kudos to Destiny for shaving her head. It's a nice gesture.
 
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Wow, when Amber's mom got cancer she didn't even get a letter from Big AL. But she certainly made a crying video just begging for pity and showing off the stationery she bought to send her mom letters. I think she may have even showed stamps/envelopes? Then of course AL got defensive when asked if she sent her mom a letter. Because it wasn't like SHE was the one who brought up writing a letter or anything.

Kudos to Destiny for shaving her head. It's a nice gesture.
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Ummm...out of loop. Who has cancer?
 
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