Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.

Oh boy!!!1!! Mumbles has invented a new taste sensation! As if huevos rancheros wasn't already a thing!

I'm guessing somebody was killed off in the movie whom Thumby really liked and it ruined her whole day....because this shit is just that important

Mumbles is a level of boring I've never conceived of before.....
 
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marjoram said:
Oh boy!!!1!! Mumbles has invented a new taste sensation! As if huevos rancheros wasn't already a thing!

I'm guessing somebody was killed off in the movie whom Thumby really liked and it ruined her whole day....because this shit is just that important

Mumbles is a level of boring I've never conceived of before.....
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I won't spoil it here, but yes, there were deaths in the movie. It's not enough to ruin your day, though. I'm sure Thumby will get some of that Sonny's BBQ and all will be good again.

They are all pretty much boring, with the exception of Rickie. He seems to be the only one who has some semblance of personality. Thumby seems like a dullard and a bit slow, while Eric just seems self-absorbed and vapid. Rickie seems likeable, albeit a bit eccentric.
 
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SAVE TWINKIE! said:
Becky and Eric have known each other since they were small children. Eric and Rickie have been married for ten years(?? 8 or 10 years or something).

It makes sense to me that Becky's family would be really familiar with Eric and fairly familiar with Rickie. That being said, I didn't watch the video. Cheers to the recappers.
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they can't have been married for more than almost four years since gay marriage wasn't legal until 2015, but they've been together since high school, and didn't becky also go to their high school? and they live in small town kentucky, it wouldn't surprise me if rickie was at least casually acquainted with becky's relatives from other stuff
 
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Crunchy Leaf said:
they can't have been married for more than almost four years since gay marriage wasn't legal until 2015, but they've been together since high school, and didn't becky also go to their high school? and they live in small town kentucky, it wouldn't surprise me if rickie was at least casually acquainted with becky's relatives from other stuff
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Well, it's possible that they got married in a state where it was legal. I knew plenty of gays who went to Vermont around 2009ish because it was legal there. I know, they aren't possibly that smart nor financially secure now, they definitely wouldn't have been at that time. It could have just been a symbolic ceremony, but they've been together that long at the very least.

The image of them getting hitched in a chapel in Gatlinburg, TN is deeply gratifying, though.
 
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SAVE TWINKIE! said:
Becky and Eric have known each other since they were small children. Eric and Rickie have been married for ten years(?? 8 or 10 years or something).

It makes sense to me that Becky's family would be really familiar with Eric and fairly familiar with Rickie. That being said, I didn't watch the video. Cheers to the recappers.
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@Crunchy Leaf is right. There is a video from Eric talking about celebrating their first (IIRC) anniversary.

Becky and Eric didn't meet until Eric (who's originally from MN, I think) moved to KY, so no, they haven't known each other since they were small children. If I'm not mistaken, they've met in high school.
 
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SAVE TWINKIE! said:
Oh. But I could've sworn Eric said he's been with Rickie for 8 years? I do remember, now, that the "wedding" anniversary was only a few years ago but I still think they've been together for several years, yeah?
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yeah i think they started dating in like, their senior year of high school? eric did a whole video about it that i don't want to watch again but it's there.
 
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ADHD said:
That would make Amber the High Priestess of kitchen magic.
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Here are her potions
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Agreed. The first one was fun, 2.0 was a trainwreck.
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It could have come from anyone, but I admit I did enjoy the green screen of the inside of Chantals car with all the fast food
 
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“THERAPY TALK AND GROCERY HAUL”

Eric talks about how his mom was on drugs and in and out of his life. Don’t remember him explicitly saying that but it was quite obvious what with the AL connection.

Says Justin Timberlake was from Backstreet Boys. Is horribly wrong. Rickie schools Eric on everything from BSB to propellants. Imagine being dumber than your chicken slaughtering husband from the backwoods of Kentucky. They get basic groceries like brown rice in a bag.

“Maya Angelou is a lethbian?!”

Aw honey no.

Shows off some ground turkey not in a tube. Their gigantic fridge is still too small for all the food they consume in that household so poor Rickie has to clean it out.

Eric’s therapist warned him about being tired or irritable after his initial appointment so he’s using it as a pass to be tired and cunty to Rickie.

Byeeeeeee.

ETA: (No Big AL sighteens just in case that wasn’t clear from me not mentioning it.)
 
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Kelly Bundy said:
As a non-native, even I'm slightly triggered. The basic shit we learned on our first year seems too hard for them; we was, I were.. And the classic Amber ''I haven't ate''.
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Oh, honey. I'm not going to PL out here, but let's suffice it to say that I live in the south, like the proper south and I may or may not work in education. These people make my ears bleed. I don't understand how it happens aside from way too many southern folks simply not giving a shit about education. It's a constant disappointment to see folks with actual potential not excelling for that reason. It's borderline unbearable to see these folks just exist. When I say exist I mean maybe they aren't the sharpest tools in the shed, but they could be doing something with their lives aside from being burdens.

All except Rickie, obviously. Even if chicken slaughtering is all he's capable of (it's probably not, but we'll go with it) at least he's being a productive human.
 
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At least we know Big Al is giving Becky some breaks in between runs to Burger King, Sonic and McDonald's.

Also, how dare Amber call this masterpiece, crayoned by the love of her life with such exquisite artistry and attention to detail, a doodle?

Now that I really look at it, that blue cactus kind of looks like Al holding up a rainbow Torrid tarp during one of her "highly requested" hauls. Except, of course, that the cactus is standing up.
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I miss when Becky worked. She was a husky, flannel wearing lesbian lumberjack. Now Becky is an obese toddler Tumblrina.
 
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