Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.

Quick dumb question, is Amber THE fattest cow we have?

The heaviest alive, yes. Chance was heavier. Amyslifejourney is close enough, certainly in bmi and is nearly immobile. I believe Chantal has the highest bmi, or she just looks the part, she looks closest to being immobile. Sammy Bushart is packing on the weight like crazy last few months, one to keep an eye on for weight related stuff. Glitterandlazers will have alcoholism issues before weight ones, or we will not be able to tell which caused the cancer or ascites.

Ninja'd, and totes forgot about LifeByJen. Although Kandy Foxx is also in the FA thread at times, she is a monstrous behemoth as well.
 
The heaviest alive, yes. Chance was heavier. Amyslifejourney is close enough, certainly in bmi and is nearly immobile. I believe Chantal has the highest bmi, or she just looks the part, she looks closest to being immobile. Sammy Bushart is packing on the weight like crazy last few months, one to keep an eye on for weight related stuff. Glitterandlazers will have alcoholism issues before weight ones, or we will not be able to tell which caused the cancer or ascites.

Ninja'd, and totes forgot about LifeByJen. Although Kandy Foxx is also in the FA thread at times, she is a monstrous behemoth as well.

Kandy actually weighs less than ALR. She’s taller and her fat distribution is awful.

Tammy is probably the heaviest. Wasn’t she almost 700lbs at one point..?
 
Kandy actually weighs less than ALR. She’s taller and her fat distribution is awful.

Tammy is probably the heaviest. Wasn’t she almost 700lbs at one point..?
Tammy was for sure over 700lbs during one of her hospitalisations.

Kandy's terrible fat distribution is also attributed to shitty surgery scars/internal scar tissue thanks to her previous weight loss surgery. So, ya know, that's how that worked out.
 
Thanks to 2018 and 2019 giving Hamber an absolutely MASSIVE burst of noteriety, negative attention, and huge explosion of reaction channels and videos about her by famous Youtubers.....I think whether or not she is the single heaviest lolcow (its impossible to know for certain because she is lying about her fucking weight) can we maybe call her the most famous/infamous?
 

Rate me dumb/autistic but Chubbs trying to bury his treat is in his little bed is absolutely adorable, I cannot. That fluffy little braindead dog, bless him.

I spoke too fast, he has the most rctarded ways for housework. First of all - GET A VACUUM. Secondly - with the number of pets, why have those obviously piss soaked carpets around that only make it harder to clean? Ugh.

But the video as a whole is mostly just this:
 
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Rate me dumb/autistic but Chubbs trying to bury his treat is in his little bed is absolutely adorable, I cannot. That fluffy little braindead dog, bless you.

I spoke too fast, he has the most rctarded ways for housework. First of all - GET A VACUUM. Secondly - with the number of pets, why have those obviously piss soaked carpets around that only make it harder to clean? Ugh.

But the video as a whole is mostly just this:

I bet top dollar the odor eliminator is for AL, not their pets.
 
The tensions between the men (well, one man in Rickie and one stunted floppy Mush Muppet) and Big Hamber recently are p a i n f u l. In Ham's videos you could slice through the ice-cold atmosphere whenever the Gays are around with a knife.
And now even dribble-mouthed useless shit Eric is getting braver with the outright shade, methinks. "EXERCISE WITH US!" he boldly declares, and even proves an old old AL lie wromg along the way?

Hmmmm. Hhhhmm.
 
I can't tell but there's rampant speculation on Twitter that the lezbeans have moved out. The evidence is supposedly in Eric's new video - the house is far less cluttered, there's pictures and stuff missing from the living room, no sign of their pets and the kitchen is much cleaner. I haven't paid enough attention to the house to agree or disagree completely but it does seem much cleaner than usual.

 
I can't tell but there's rampant speculation on Twitter that the lezbeans have moved out. The evidence is supposedly in Eric's new video - the house is far less cluttered, there's pictures and stuff missing from the living room, no sign of their pets and the kitchen is much cleaner. I haven't paid enough attention to the house to agree or disagree completely but it does seem much cleaner than usual.

Reddit has been speculating on that as well.
 
Ehhh. The framed poster on the wall in the living room (circa 7:15 in Eric's vid) is Miley Cyrus. I really doubt she'd leave that. Also I think the large candleholder on the coffee table belongs to her as well. That being said, I'm not autistic enough to go back through older videos and scrutinize what may be missing from the kitchen counters. The Octavia hoard and her other protein bars and shit is an obvious miss but she could've just thrown them away.

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