Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.

melissarendato said:
this genuinely looks like Destiny

i wonder if Hamber has her own mini-fridge in their room? i'm sure she hoards chips and what not away from the kitchen
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yaaaaaas a mini fridge is TOTES on the list of things amber needs to pick up at her next TJ Maxx/WalMart run! Along with a lint roller, a new notebook, and some mugs for the coffee she doesn't drink.
 
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On his new video, Eric agrees that Amber is a lazy SOB and shouldn't be making the money she does. [I mean, I'm paraphrasing here, but that's clearly the sentiment].
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xenomorph said:

hamber cant help herself
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How sad, she took something that the gays love and said it was stupid and the new seasons are "more modern it's more now and more what we want to see YA KNOW." She heard them stirring around in the kitchen and eavesdropped to add her two cents in.

Also, SLAY me with that bra strap gorl. It is at her neck in the back. Is there any elastic left in that sad sad piece of material? AL, spend the money and buy a bra that fits under your back tits and actually gives some support. A fresh bra will make you feel like you're driving across the golden gate bridge again!
 
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xenomorph said:

hamber cant help herself
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I'm DYING at her trying to make a dramatic exit after she thinks she's made a point. Pursing her lips, flipping her hair, waddling away and having to squeeze between the door and the wall to get to the other room. Truly a sassy, fierce gorl, sure showed them!!! It makes it even funnier that it was an opinion she talked about just for the sake of being nasty, not because she was asked or even a part of the conversation.

Loving the fact that Eric and Rickie both openly dislike her and make fun of her now. Bless the gays.
 
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Brod Panis said:
Apparently Dana took a drug test for a new job... in Kentucky. Is Florida not working out, or is this the beginning of the end of our favorite couple?
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Absolutely no evidence for this and it's almost certainly not happening, but a small part of me hopes Dana is an undercover farmer doing the lord beetus' work by sliding in and stealing AL's gorls in some kind of petty lesbian rage. Destiny's in Florida now, no need to keep up that sped charade. Becky won't be leaving Kentucky any time soon, though. Time to woo her with some job stability, lemons, and dollar ball caps. I want to believe :feels:
 
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89elbees said:
Absolutely no evidence for this and it's almost certainly not happening, but a small part of me hopes Dana is an undercover farmer doing the lord beetus' work by sliding in and stealing AL's gorls in some kind of petty lesbian rage. Destiny's in Florida now, no need to keep up that sped charade. Becky won't be leaving Kentucky any time soon, though. Time to woo her with some job stability, lemons, and dollar ball caps. I want to believe :feels:
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This is my favorite theory so far and I'm now rooting for this ending. The only issue would be getting Becky away from Amber long enough to seduce her with her many lady lumps. At least Destiny was able to get away for 4-8 hours most days thanks to her job, but with no job Becky's pretty much stuck with Amber 24/7
 
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Brod Panis said:
This is my favorite theory so far and I'm now rooting for this ending. The only issue would be getting Becky away from Amber long enough to seduce her with her many lady lumps. At least Destiny was able to get away for 4-8 hours most days thanks to her job, but with no job Becky's pretty much stuck with Amber 24/7
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ok but gorl LESBEREAL, as long as Amber is still able to LIVE with Becky, is she emotionally invested/attached enough to care if Dana the Fridge swooped Becky off her cankles? It might be a relief for her. Dana can handle the romantic and emotionally taxing aspects of Becky- Amber can just use her for a house and content.... this lesbi-cuck situation actually sounds perfect!
 
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89elbees said:
Absolutely no evidence for this and it's almost certainly not happening, but a small part of me hopes Dana is an undercover farmer doing the lord beetus' work by sliding in and stealing AL's gorls in some kind of petty lesbian rage. Destiny's in Florida now, no need to keep up that sped charade. Becky won't be leaving Kentucky any time soon, though. Time to woo her with some job stability, lemons, and dollar ball caps. I want to believe :feels:
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now that destiny has been fully rehabilitated dana released her back into the wild to live a free, fulfilling life in her natural habitat. she is ready to take in another rescue
 
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IMO: AL will somehow end up in Florida. Whether or not she chases after Dustin when the inevitable ending to her relationship with Becky comes around, she just kind of seems like the kind of person to end up in that state. No offense to my Floridians reading this....but there's something to be said about a state where the Casey Anthony's, George Zimmerman's, and OJ Simpson's of the world reside.

But, I digress..
 
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Eric is a shady two-faced lazy bitch.
Acts like he is above it all and you just know that phony sexual harassment was just a way for him to claim he has PTSD from it so he wont have to work.
Lol, he acts like he worked high responsibility jobs, dude used to sell phones and work at fucking Family Dollar.
#SaveRicky
 
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sixcarbchiligorl said:
If he keeps it up he's going to need his own thread soon with the way he chimps
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I'm tempted to start one myself.

Every now and again I check on his videos and apparently he made a video some time ago where he just whines about them haydurz. From what I understand he got a lot of heat in the comments and eventually made another video "apologizing".

I watched parts of the "apology" video. He starts by starts by saying something along the lines of "I want to apologize to my viewers. No, my fans". It ends with him putting blame on everybody but himself.
 
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"That looks pretty friggin nasty."

Eric, they're literally just egg whites. They are just eggs with the yolk removed. Comments like that should be reserved for truly nasty things, such as AL.

"I'm gonna staaaaarrrrvvveee."

If you don't like it, then don't eat it. You aren't at the same point in your exercise where you need to be as diligent with your macros as the men you were eavesdropping on. Just focus on counting calories and eating at a deficit to lose weight.
 
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