Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.

[Fascist Ferret]

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Divorced 0 times? So, Kristine and George are still legally married?

Bonus mugshot of PapaLynn taken in 2016.
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I WAS RIGHT

I thought I found his facebook the other day but I had nothing to compare this face to, so I couldnt be sure it was him...

 

[raritycunt]

I WAS RIGHT

I think I found his facebook the other day but I had nothing to compare this face to, so I couldnt be sure it was him...

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Yeah that looks like him, same crackhead face and zero lips

 

[Owlflaps]

Bonus mugshot of PapaLynn taken in 2016.
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With the way he smiles, he has the same, smug punchable face like AL.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Amber said "Something bad and scary happened..."

Probably a big gay Kentucky orgy. Nothing will ever be the same.

 

[Agoraphobic Bullshit]

Or a flatbed, plus a couple of spotters/rope handlers for the crane. They'd have to punch a hole in the roof for the crane to raise her out.

Huh, now my mind is actually thinking about monstrously fat dead people and how the authorities/funeral homes/whoever really do manage to get them out. Too hot to do anything else, guess it's off to google, Thanks, assholes.

I know that when my hambeast neighbor died, they just cut a hole in the side of her trailer to get her out.

 

[SituationTypeThing]

I'm sure amber fans are spamming the fuck out of george's FB DMs. Some weirdos are probably mailing him about amber's cancer. If he wanted to get in contact, he would. If he's so out of touch with Amber that he doesn't know if she's alive or dead, he's not going to care that she has a bit of crotch rot.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I know that when my hambeast neighbor died, they just cut a hole in the side of her trailer to get her out.

How much of a spectacle was it?

 

[Agoraphobic Bullshit]

How much of a spectacle was it?

Pretty insane. It all happened at 2 in the morning and they had to autopsy her for some reason and had to get her out asap. There were 2 firetrucks, cops cars, ambulances, etc.

 

[Gatorfan@1991]

Amber isn't homosexual/lesbian she actually a hobo sexual/homeless sexual.

 

[stronkwonk]

none of you guys are gay obviously because there is literally a descriptor for that. "uhaul lesbians". fucked up their lives too much to hold a lease/live alone so they have to just constantly find new girlfriends to move in with and torture til they get tired and move on to the next one. amberlynn is a TEXTBOOK uhaul lesbian.

 

[SituationTypeThing]

none of you guys are gay obviously because there is literally a descriptor for that. "uhaul lesbians". fucked up their lives too much to hold a lease/live alone so they have to just constantly find new girlfriends to move in with and torture til they get tired and move on to the next one. amberlynn is a TEXTBOOK uhaul lesbian.

Amberlynn has made multiple self-deprecating (yet still lamelynn) jokes about her being a uhaul lesbian. Lots of talk here about her being a textbook uhaul lesbian too. I mean, her situation with destiny was literally the punch line to the joke about what a lesbian brings on the first date. Amber and Destiny first met in person when they were moving her stuff out of krystle's house and into Destiny's family's van.

 

[497]

does anyone follow Eric on any social media? he made a BLM post on his Instagram 2 weeks ago and there's a post saying he was hacked... is what happened in this thread somewhere? I wonder if he was stupid enough to use the same password for his youtube. Going to be one of those things if we never hear from him again we'll speculate on all the crazy possibilities of what happened if something happened when AL was drunk. did they have a big orgy with Dana and Destiny? did AL sit or fall on Trixie? Did Rickie get coronavirus at work?

 

[ladyarcher]

How do we know he isn’t the one who diddled her

hahahah love that word diddled so funny.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

does anyone follow Eric on any social media? he made a BLM post on his Instagram 2 weeks ago and there's a post saying he was hacked... is what happened in this thread somewhere? I wonder if he was stupid enough to use the same password for his youtube. Going to be one of those things if we never hear from him again we'll speculate on all the crazy possibilities of what happened if something happened when AL was drunk. did they have a big orgy with Dana and Destiny? did AL sit or fall on Trixie? Did Rickie get coronavirus at work?

I hate shows that end with cliffhangers and get canceled midseason.

 

[ChubbyChaser]

Good Lord I thought Dana’s face was filthy, like covered in dirt or something. But that’s just her skin isn’t?? She looks ROUGH.

 

[luciel]

Good Lord I thought Dana’s face was filthy, like covered in dirt or something. But that’s just her skin isn’t?? She looks ROUGH.

her skin looks like she's been in 5 tanning beds then rolled around in dirt.

also her shirt is so touristy... DOESN'T SHE LIVE IN KENTUCKY?

 

[Pippeyy]

Dana is on the womb cancer before 40 diet as well it seems. She looks gigantic.

 

[Fagary Michael]

Good Lord I thought Dana’s face was filthy, like covered in dirt or something. But that’s just her skin isn’t?? She looks ROUGH.

Almost looks like she has a 5 o'clock shadow... PCOS/hormonal imbalances kicking in?

 

[Turd Fergusson]

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Wish she wouldn’t use a filter in every photo she ever takes.

Two weeks ago, Amber cried on camera because she was diagnosed with cancer. Today, Amber and mommy play with make up and take cute pictures for the internet.

Amber totally has cancer, you guise.

 

[GeorgiaGuidestones]

Good Lord I thought Dana’s face was filthy, like covered in dirt or something. But that’s just her skin isn’t?? She looks ROUGH.

Whoa! Is she trying to steal Amberlynn’s crown for the fattest, dirtiest lesbian in KY?