Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.

Amber looks like she's wearing those weird furry moon boots.

But it's just her... calves? Lymph fluid filled, swollen calves... ugh, my head.

She really is going to kill herself and film it. I hope she's putting some money aside for funeral expenses but we all know she's not that considerate.
 
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Because I am morbidly curious about what might happen to her morbidly obese carcass:

She could donate her "whole body" or whoever IDs her body (would her family even show up at the morgue?) can just leave her there.
 
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Eric's newest video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbI2WHLJo54

(I can never get my links to embed. Sorry 'bout that.)
A few noteworthy comments, though:
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GORL said:
Not sure if this was posted. Couldn't find it if it was.
Eric's newest video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbI2WHLJo54

(I can never get my links to embed. Sorry 'bout that.)
A few noteworthy comments, though:
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A few things I noticed:

- when they walked into the restaurant, there is a good shot of Amber's hair. It looks very, very greasy,
- there are two air fresheners in Becky's car,
- Twinkie wags her tail to anyone who says her name, but not when Amber says it.
 
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Excuse my ignorance, but is a bedroom right off the kitchen a normal thing in bumfuck Kentucky? I mean, that's rather normal in small apartments, but isn't this a 2k sqft house?

Also, I love how people are so optimistic about AL and her weight loss. She never lost 15 pounds, she's never taken a diet seriously (the 89 elbees was a forced diet by the way of Krystle's parents refusing to fund The Binge Monster™), and she never will. She's just playing her viewers. I'll give her that: she's very good at overwhelming everyone in her life with her constant barrage of bullshit.
 
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She went out to eat with that giant hole in her pants. This girl has style and grace in spades, I tell you.

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When you trying to hide the multiple egg rolls you just microwaved. Aren't those microwave sleeves usually made for two? Fuck yeah, 4 egg rolls. I love how much she is stalling and clearly wanting him to leave so she can binge in peace.

Also at like 4:50 or so in that video as she's walking to the microwave her hump literally jiggles with each step.

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She went out to eat with that giant hole in her pants. This girl has style and grace in spades, I tell you.

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When you trying to hide the multiple egg rolls you just microwaved. Aren't those microwave sleeves usually made for two? Fuck yeah, 4 egg rolls. I love how much she is stalling and clearly wanting him to leave so she can binge in peace.

Also at like 4:50 or so in that video as she's walking to the microwave her hump literally jiggles with each step.

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Good catch! I believe those are the Lean Cuisine Garlic Chicken Spring Rolls from her grocery haul. There are 3 smallish rolls per sleeve, one sleeve has 3 rolls, which are a serving, and she had 6, that's the whole box. "A ramen" is also 2 servings. 420 calories for the spring rolls and 376 for the ramen. About 800 calories for that meal.

Rewatching that scene with Eric in the kitchen, she's so nervous about the eggrolls! LOL, she can't even focus on what Eric is saying, she's dropping shit, clutching Twinkie, and leaves the eggrolls in the microwave waiting for him to leave. I think Eric is instigating all of this and was trying to get a shot of the eggrolls for us.

ETA: Also, she totes slept in those clothes. Remember the good ol' days when she'd change her shirt to make us think she filmed her vlog a different day? The hole in the pants has been there awhile and was even mentioned months ago, she reads here, so she should know there's a hole in her pants, she just doesn't care, or thinks her shirt covers it most of the time.

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The hole has gotten a lot bigger, but same spot!
 

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Excuse my ignorance, but is a bedroom right off the kitchen a normal thing in bumfuck Kentucky? I mean, that's rather normal in small apartments, but isn't this a 2k sqft house?
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That house looks like it's been built onto or remodeled. The kitchen seems awfully large, and the room our gorl uses looks like it was a porch at one point, with the iron posts in it. I never thought about the kitchen adjacent bedroom, but that does seem kind of odd, too
 
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I like how all of the Pioneer woman mason jars are now on the table. Now she has to wash them out and refill them with water from the fridge and put them back in the fridge. There's also another water bottle on the microwave.
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So much waste. Why not just buy one jar and use the inbuilt water dispenser in the fridge to drink water ? She buys so much plastic crap, so many water bottles what not. then again expecting common sense and compassion for mother Earth is not something I expect from our dainty gorl
 
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So much waste. Why not just buy one jar and use the inbuilt water dispenser in the fridge to drink water ? She buys so much plastic crap, so many water bottles what not. then again expecting common sense and compassion for mother Earth is not something I expect from our dainty gorl
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Duh because the fridge is too slow!! And AL has a lot to do, living her totally normal life to wait on that.
 
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So much waste. Why not just buy one jar and use the inbuilt water dispenser in the fridge to drink water ? She buys so much plastic crap, so many water bottles what not. then again expecting common sense and compassion for mother Earth is not something I expect from our dainty gorl
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She seems to think a bunch of cute water bottles is going to be the magic pill to help her lose weight. Or a new fitbit. Or a new grockbot.
 
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If AL wanted to change she would. A planner won’t do it, but I don’t know, THERAPY might help not journals, cups and stickers.

If someone has bottle of water and they say over and over that they want a drink of water. Just drink the fucking water! Same thing goes for AL saying she wants to lose weight or an alcoholic that wants to quit drinking, but they do nothing to try and change. Are the last two examples as simple as just doing it, maybe, maybe not. But if one truly wants to change they will. otherwise they are just flapping the lips. Bottom line is she has a commitment problem.
 
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If AL wanted to change she would. A planner won’t do it, but I don’t know, THERAPY might help not journals, cups and stickers.

If someone has bottle of water and they say over and over that they want a drink of water. Just drink the fucking water! Same thing goes for AL saying she wants to lose weight or an alcoholic that wants to quit drinking, but they do nothing to try and change. Are the last two examples as simple as just doing it, maybe, maybe not. But if one truly wants to change they will. otherwise they are just flapping the lips. Bottom line is she has a commitment problem.
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That and a lack of any and all impulse control. The gorl is a textbook case of arrested development. I'd be interested to give her a cognitive functioning test and see where she scores for executive functioning. I don't think she realizes how much hell her fat gives her taxed brain, even to plan and begin simple tasks.
 
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