Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.

I'm not sure where to post this, so I decided that Amber's fans are part of her supporting cast.

I was reading the comments in her last video, and as usual her Ambabies (or her socks - same difference) were arguing with other commenters calling them out for being fat too.

The ideal body weight (according to the first site I found on Google) for someone Amber's height is between 104lb and 127lb. Also according to them, anyone who's 100lb heavier than their ideal weight is considered morbidly obese.

The thought that crossed my mind as I read rabid fans call other people fat was that many of the "fat mean girls" would be close to a decent weight if they lost 100lb.
Even if Amber lost 300lb she'd still be morbidly obese. And I'm going by a number she admitted - 500lb.
 
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DontTellMeHowToPlay said:
Got a good chuckle out of Eric saying "I'm out of breath. My fat ass was bent over and I'm huffing and puffing."

I know you're super-gay and all that, but honey, take a look around you. You're "fat"? By who's standards?
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By gay male standards both he and Ricky are fat, but I think he might have been saying it as a joke because he knows 90% of his viewers are on a Dainty Rhino Safari.
 
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DontTellMeHowToPlay said:
Got a good chuckle out of Eric saying "I'm out of breath. My fat ass was bent over and I'm huffing and puffing."

I know you're super-gay and all that, but honey, take a look around you. You're "fat"? By who's standards?
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I swear that was low key shade. He knows good and goddamn well that he's the dainty princess compared to those in his presence. I'm excluding Rickie because he's not in Eric's presence because he's a fucking adult that works for a living.
 
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Eric's latest offering. Points of interest:
-Eric constantly interrupting Ricky's story
-Ambergris babbling about how enlightened she was even as a child, crowned with poop bun
-Becky is visibly gaining weight between video appearances
-Eric shooting his own tedious story in the car with hair looking like a dead and sunblasted desert bush
--"Idealistic values and ideas"
--"I don't wanna use the word feminine... a more feminine boy"
-General circlejerkery
-Eric has no problem going to pride, a loud and crowded environment, despite his ostensible crippling social anxiety that prevents him from working
-Eric rants about how straight people don't deserve pride because their lives are so easy (while being driven around by a man who provides everything for him)
 
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SAVE TWINKIE! said:
Amber looks like she's literally in a fucking factory farm pig pen.

Flesh colored sheets probably weren't the best choice
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Huh? Amber doesn't have pink sheets. Her sheets are teal.
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Strine said:

Eric's latest offering. Points of interest:
-Eric constantly interrupting Ricky's story
-Ambergris babbling about how enlightened she was even as a child, crowned with poop bun
-Becky is visibly gaining weight between video appearances
-Eric shooting his own tedious story in the car with hair looking like a dead and sunblasted desert bush
--"Idealistic values and ideas"
--"I don't wanna use the word feminine... a more feminine boy"
-General circlejerkery
-Eric has no problem going to pride, a loud and crowded environment, despite his ostensible crippling social anxiety that prevents him from working
-Eric rants about how straight people don't deserve pride because their lives are so easy (while being driven around by a man who provides everything for him)
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Does it drive anybody else up the fucking wall how much Eric interrupts Ricky. Just my opinion but I actually really like Ricky. He’s entertaining to me. And pretty funny. But he can’t spit out more than two words without being interrupted.
 
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foodbeautypastashrimps said:
Does it drive anybody else up the fucking wall how much Eric interrupts Ricky. Just my opinion but I actually really like Ricky. He’s entertaining to me. And pretty funny. But he can’t spit out more than two words without being interrupted.
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Eh, it seemed more like Eric was trying to do an interview and lead a conversation.

But yeah, I do like Ricky. There's something so bizarre and charming about the gay/redneck combination. Also he's got his shit together and actually has a job and contributes to the household, so maybe that's why he's so much more liked than anyone else in that house.
 
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foodbeautypastashrimps said:
Does it drive anybody else up the fucking wall how much Eric interrupts Ricky. Just my opinion but I actually really like Ricky. He’s entertaining to me. And pretty funny. But he can’t spit out more than two words without being interrupted.
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Ricky must really love him to constantly tolerate his bleating, lisping monotone interrupting him and repeating everything eight times.
 
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It seems every gay female in Kentucky have dated each other, if Amber's herpes-punctuated odyssey is anything to go by. For all we know the state of the fag dating pool is even more dire. Ricky might simiply be happier settling.
 
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It seems every gay female in Kentucky have dated each other, if Amber's herpes-punctuated odyssey is anything to go by. For all we know the state of the fag dating pool is even more dire. Ricky might simiply be happier settling.
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Lesbians are notorious for partnering and moving in with just about any other lesbian, particularly the "butch fatso" kind, but Ricky seems to have really married down. Then again, as you say, maybe he thinks he'll have no better luck in Bumfuck KY than a whining parasite with dessicated sea sponge hair. They don't seem to have any friends locally, although 75% of the household only leaves it to spend taxpayer money at Walmart so they're not exactly social butterflies.
 
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Strine said:
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The state of that fucking bed. It's baffling how she doesn't have any pride regarding her home. She used to decorate her own flat but now it's like she's totally given up.

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Is she implying these are Becky's sheets and Becky doesn't wash them? Either way, I don't think I've ever seen teal sheets on her bed. Ever.
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She used those pink and flesh colored sheets even when she lived with Destiny. Only teal colored thing I remember her owning is a chuutte water bottle.
 
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22 minutes long and Eric talks (in monotone) for 16 of them. If you can't bring yourself to listen, Ricky talks briefly about his past and relationship with his family (Eric naturally interrupting him incessantly) and then Eric drones for three times as long about his victimhood and about how it was somehow a huge bombshell to everyone when he came out. Neither Hamber nor Necky make an appearance.
 
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Strine said:

22 minutes long and Eric talks (in monotone) for 16 of them. If you can't bring yourself to listen, Ricky talks briefly about his past and relationship with his family (Eric naturally interrupting him incessantly) and then Eric drones for three times as long about his victimhood and about how it was somehow a huge bombshell to everyone when he came out. Neither Hamber nor Necky make an appearance.
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Im sure Eric came out of the womb with thick lip gloss on and Trixie merch. I am sure nobody was shocked at his coming out.
 
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