Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.

[Long time lurker]

Very interesting...Wasn't Amber dissing keto up until a few videos ago? My eyebrow raised when she released that video with her weight after the vacation (522.2lb) and she kept on repeating "lean proteins". It was a good hint at what was coming.

I wonder how long will it take for her to say the word, or if she'll do what she does when she has to talk about a penis and spell it out loud. "You guys! I'm going on a new diet! It's called K-E-T-O"

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

The only reason why I bother with Eric's vlogs is because of Ricky.

 

[Arrested For YT Crimes]

Eric's latest video starts out with them at the Mexican place, waiting on the beans to arrive for their "last hoorah" type of deal, and they are all going on a diet together as a household. Soooooo, what happened to that WW gorl? This is Amber's 100th "last big meal" before a diet lmao.

In an ideal situation, this would actually be a good idea. A whole house keeping everyone else (Amber) responsible.

However, the Binge Monster is going to trample all over this. Give it three to four days before they cave in.

 

[Twinkie]

I wonder if these bumpkins have made the connection that they've all started gaining at the same time once a certain someone moved into their household? I wonder if part of this new healthy eating hinted at in Eric's vlog is to stop going out to restaurants? If they don't acknowledge those two things, Amber and the restaurants, what's the point of even embarking on this?

I can imagine Rickie, the only one whose IQ (probably) cracks triple digits, pulilng Eric aside and saying "Look, the free food at restaurants and buffets isn't worth it. We're getting fat and that will decrease our quality of life." Have they figured it out, or are they just like "durr I guess it's time to try WW for the third time" and turn their brain off there?

I just had a realization that's kind of obvious but I never made the connection for whatever reason. Amber loves restaurants not only because she's too lazy to shop/cook her own food, but because no one can control her portions. She doesn't even care about the taste--just look at how much of what she gets is fucking rice.

If the people around her refuse to go to restaurants every day, and they do the shopping and cooking so they're in control of the volume Amber eats (by virtue of Amber doing nothing for herself), that means Amber ends up eating a lot less. Krystle's parents were apparently a lot stronger than necks and the fags, hence the 89 elbees

 

[ADHD]

If the people around her refuse to go to restaurants every day, and they do the shopping and cooking so they're in control of the volume Amber eats (by virtue of Amber doing nothing for herself), that means Amber ends up eating a lot less. Krystle's parents were apparently a lot stronger than necks and the fags, hence the 89 elbees

But unlike when Amber was living with Krystle, she now has her own income. I wouldn't put it past her to completely cut Becky off monetarily if Becky doesn't do her job (take Amber to get food).

 

[Strine]

But unlike when Amber was living with Krystle, she now has her own income. I wouldn't put it past her to completely cut Becky off monetarily if Becky doesn't do her job (take Amber to get food).

It's a Sword of Damocles. Becky is effectively blackmailed into being a feeder. But she's a parasite who brought this on herself.

 

[DontTellMeHowToPlay]

It's a blunt lesson about how powerful money can be: someone as immature as Amber actually has leverage.

E&R should get a small apartment somewhere. Eric should get therapy, then some sort of work/tugboat. Be more careful about frivolous spending. Sell that fucking 40-inch flatscreen, the videogame systems, ect.

Get rid of the fucking beanbag already, you dumb shits.

 

[Xenomorph]

Eric's latest video starts out with them at the Mexican place, waiting on the beans to arrive for their "last hoorah" type of deal, and they are all going on a diet together as a household. Soooooo, what happened to that WW gorl? This is Amber's 100th "last big meal" before a diet lmao.

Why does he wear that fucking shitty painters cap. God, for two gays they sure dont dress well at all.

 

[Strine]

Why does he wear that fucking shitty painters cap. God, for two gays they sure dont dress well at all.

Homosexuality doesn't prevent no self-awareness. Just look at their horrible tattoos. Or the fact that they share a house with 900 pounds of lesbian.

 

[BerriesArnold]

Well, I wouldn't say that Becky's situation is completely hopeless. They live in cheap-ass Kentucky. Becky can easily just a job and get her own studio/roommate or something. However, if Becky continues to allow Amber's lifestyle affect her weight, she'll soon be unemployable.

When that happens (which is very close to happening), Becky will definitely be under Amber's full control. But here's the kicker! Becky is Amber's lifeline. If Becky becomes physically unfit to get around and fit behind the steering wheel, then they're both equally fucked.

tldr; Becky needs to lose some weight, get a job and cut Amber off <- In that specific order. Same goes for Eric.

 

[Tiamat]

Dear lord that poor dog! I really hope she's taken away to a proper home that feeds her more than dollar store dog food.

 

[Xenomorph]

Erics hair in this video is his all-time best.
It looks like a fucking toupee sliding off his head.

 

[C3PBRO]

Erics hair in this video is his all-time best.
It looks like a fucking toupee sliding off his head.

I am not watching that shit because too much of Eric's voice puts me into a homicidal trance, but why is he making a massive beany, cheesy cassrole when the whole house just had a last hurrah at a Mexican restaurant?

 

[FitBitch]

Erics hair in this video is his all-time best.
It looks like a fucking toupee sliding off his head.

He fell for one of those car lot scratch off contest ads. All of them have the winning numbers on the scratch-off part to try and lure people in thinking they won a new car. They say "5000 winners" but look at the prize Eric "won" just for showing up at the car lot. A five dollar Wal-Mart gift card. The guy who won the new car probably never showed up and someone who did may have bought a new car. Do these ads work anywhere besides places with a large demographic of white trash?

 

[Strine]

I am not watching that shit because too much of Eric's voice puts me into a homicidal trance, but why is he making a massive beany, cheesy cassrole when the whole house just had a last hurrah at a Mexican restaurant?

He begins the video with saying he wants to lose weight and then puts half a kilogram of cheese on a casserole. His hair is in its "impenetrable hedge" form for the first half of the video and then he straightens it without moisturising it so it will get even drier and more damaged. Stuffing his face in a weight loss announcement and flaunting shitty hair? Where could he be picking up this kind of behaviour?

 

[Long time lurker]

I have two questions. The first is the same as @C3PBRO, and the second is why are they eating from disposable plates/bowls?
This is, I think, the second time I see them using those in one of his videos.

Them eating out of paper plates/bowls is a good example of what I call "poor mentality" - the moment they have a little extra money, they spend it on frivolous things. In this case, they're literally throwing money in the trash can.

 

[Xenomorph]

I am not watching that shit because too much of Eric's voice puts me into a homicidal trance, but why is he making a massive beany, cheesy cassrole when the whole house just had a last hurrah at a Mexican restaurant?

Because none of them ever mean what they say. Honestly I swear all these folks eat is Mexican. Im sorry fake ass Tex Mex, shit.

Basic bitch diet.

I have two questions. The first is the same as @C3PBRO, and the second is why are they eating from disposable plates/bowls?
This is, I think, the second time I see them using those in one of his videos.

Them eating out of paper plates/bowls is a good example of what I call "poor mentality" - the moment they have a little extra money, they spend it on frivolous things. In this case, they're literally throwing money in the trash can.

Because they are fucking lazy. Look at the house, look how cluttered that kitchen is complete with a museum to their past alcoholism like some sort of sad frat house. Eric Mr OCD, can't even be bother to straighten up those fucking crooked picture frames all over the walls.

 

[Twinkie]

Too lazy to wash their dishes, probably. I think the only reason Amber doesn't use disposables more often is because she piles so much food on her plate that paper / styrofoam couldn't possibly support the weight of her meals.

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

I have two questions. The first is the same as @C3PBRO, and the second is why are they eating from disposable plates/bowls?
This is, I think, the second time I see them using those in one of his videos.

Them eating out of paper plates/bowls is a good example of what I call "poor mentality" - the moment they have a little extra money, they spend it on frivolous things. In this case, they're literally throwing money in the trash can.

Too lazy to wash their dishes, probably. I think the only reason Amber doesn't use disposables more often is because she piles so much food on her plate that paper / styrofoam couldn't possibly support the weight of her meals.

Lazy fucks, either it was Amber's turn to do the dishes, or Rickie REEEEEEEEEE'd about having to wash their damn dishes and told them to wash them themselves... oh who am I kidding? Too to be true, it's the first option obviously.

 

[Turd Blossom]

A comment from Eric's vlog today. At this point I feel like his hair should have it's own thread. I'm pretty sure it's becoming sentient.