Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.

hotcheetospuffs said:
AL's face is less ugly than Dana's IMO. Dana has such a fat nose, she looks like one of those Japanese masks with the big cheeks. But the way Amber acts makes her totally unattractive.
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Agreed. pretending i'm in a vacuum and didn't know anything about AL herself i'd say

1. she's more attractive by far than Dana. yah she's a lot heavier but (in :optimistic: theory:optimistic:) AL could lose weight and be wayyyy prettier than Dana.

2. Dana was supposedly friends with AL before she got together with Destiny. this is a fucked up thing to do. period.

that said, no one in this crew has a hope of being attractive (outside of Ricky and Eric imo who are both pretty good looking).

and, at the end of the day, looks only count for so much. these people are across the board unemployed and worse than that: without ambition. they have seemingly no motivation to better themselves intellectually or otherwise, content to shit their lives away at Walmart and McDonalds. what an empty, meaningless existence
 
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Weird, lumpy bodies aside - talking about faces only here - I don't think Amber looks better than Dana. Don't get me wrong; neither is attractive. But if Dana didn't have the fat nose, she wouldn't be too bad. Even though her face is fat, it's not a complete circle like Amber's is. She seems to have a heart-shaped face. Her skin looks clear and that's probably because she washes off her makeup before bed. She also has better teeth, eyebrows, and no huge wart.
 
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Toxoplasmosis said:
Weird, lumpy bodies aside - talking about faces only here - I don't think Amber looks better than Dana. Don't get me wrong; neither is attractive. But if Dana didn't have the fat nose, she wouldn't be too bad. Even though her face is fat, it's not a complete circle like Amber's is. She seems to have a heart-shaped face. Her skin looks clear and that's probably because she washes off her makeup before bed. She also has better teeth, eyebrows, and no huge wart.
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and no beetus cirkles under her eyes or on her neck and fingers.
 
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Mulberry Tree said:
I think AL knows they dislike her but she sticks around and makes her presence known anyways because she knows it annoys and inconveniences them. They are all very spiteful people.
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hmm I wonder if maybe they also stick around to be in AL's YouTube. maybe they like the attention. I think Destiny definitely does at least, since she was on AL's YouNow answering comments/questions for like 45mins. screaaams *attention whore*
 
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It's mind blowing how bad she is at covering her tracks about falling off the diet wagon - I mean, shit like getting tagged at Texas Roadhouse and leaving the Reese's in that snap. Obviously anyone who isn't a complete :autism: knew the diet wasn't long for this world from the moment she announced it, but holy shit. I'm definitely :optimistic::autism::optimistic::autism::optimistic: for this, but I figured she'd just ghost it after a few weeks, not bless us with this wealth of evidence
 
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It's mind blowing how bad she is at covering her tracks about falling off the diet wagon - I mean, shit like getting tagged at Texas Roadhouse and leaving the Reese's in that snap. Obviously anyone who isn't a complete :autism: knew the diet wasn't long for this world from the moment she announced it, but holy shit. I'm definitely :optimistic::autism::optimistic::autism::optimistic: for this, but I figured she'd just ghost it after a few weeks, not bless us with this wealth of evidence
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And still her minions are so proud of her. LMAO.
 
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To be fair, at least she has a sense of humor. :optimistic:

Other than that, the vlog was nothing to write home about but I also expect no less from a first video.
 
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Can I get an Amen? said:
I did laugh about 5 min in when they talk about meeting Destiny’s mom for mani/pedicures. “Oh I wish I could get my nails done, blah blah blah”. Ha! Nice try AL, nice try.
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OOF I totally missed that! I just assumed she was trying to guilt Becky into a mani-pedi session, but you're totally right. I bet she uses this tactic to join Destiny and Dana all the time. Sad.
 
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I counted 3 separate fast food visits on Monday.

Dana sure does enjoy filming herself. I guess there's not a single attractive person in Kentucky, cause if there's one thing I've noticed about YouTubing Kentucky lolcows, it's that they all think they're hot.
 
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Watching the first couple minutes of Dana and Destinys vlog it's almost like AL is an amoeba and just split off creating another couple of obese lesbians who buy too much crap, eat too much crap and think too highly of themselves.

Destiny does look happier than she ever did with AL tho.

Goddamn it Dana film in fucking landscape. Not that there's much of one. But still.

Also Dana looks like a female trucker on hiatus from driving the big rig.

Hmmm now that I hear Dana speak more... I think she's more Destiny's speed. If you catch my drift.
 
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