Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.

After probably listening to a sob story for sympathy and support they decided to eat better too. I imagine the boys feel a little like we do, but they actually see the mess happening first hand. If you hype something up so much and then give it little to no effort you look like a loser ass hole.

I am glad that the boys are still trying to lose weight. I hope AL feels bad that they are still going while she has given up.
 
Her mom's engaged, to a dude. Who also apparently hurt her feelings on Valentine's day. She posts about him the same way AL posts too much about her partners. LOL.
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I'm fairly certain AL's mother is bisexual. I believe AL mentioned it in her older vlogs/Q&As

Yeah it was in one of her many "coming out story" videos.

She also mentioned her grandmother was a lesbian in her most recent "coming out story" video.
 
I know Rafe isn't really that relevant anymore, but she started a gofundme because of black mold in their home.

https://www.gofundme.com/help-us-survive-black-mold

God forbid you pay for your own crap.
So...this is where the story of "the cats being locked up in a basement full of black mold came from".

I was very skeptical of this part since the boys and Becky rent, and even in The Middle of Nowhere, KY, tenant laws are a thing. Black mold is a huge deal breaker and they could sue the landlord over it.
 
I know Rafe isn't really that relevant anymore, but she started a gofundme because of black mold in their home.

https://www.gofundme.com/help-us-survive-black-mold

God forbid you pay for your own crap.

I doubt collecting animal carcasses had anything to do with the black mold that AL's fur babies galavanted thru for months.

She needs $5k to move out with her wife? Maybe being morbidly obese is making them feel so old. Not shocked they've only raised $40 bucks.


So...this is where the story of "the cats being locked up in a basement full of black mold came from".

I was very skeptical of this part since the boys and Becky rent, and even in The Middle of Nowhere, KY, tenant laws are a thing. Black mold is a huge deal breaker and they could sue the landlord over it.

The house in question with black mold is Hannah and Rafes. I'm pretty sure Hannah's granny owns the house. I mean they can try to sue themselves but it may not work... ;)

Also even though from an outside perspective Hannah and Rafe seem to be shitty people, you would think Becky, a friend of 10 years and former lover, would have a bit more sympathy for them. After all, what was the worst thing Hannah and Rafe did to Becky? Try to get her useless girlfriend's cat spayed without her permission? God forbid. They're all lazy asshole backstabbers.
 
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What's Rafe's plan, exactly? They're just going to abandon ship and hopefully 5k covers a deposit and first month's rent somewhere, utility deposits, plus all new furniture and moving costs? It just seems like an arbitrary number for a vague cause, and that's probably why she's not seeing any support.

5k would completely cover even the most expensive mold removal services in her region:
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And they'd wouldn't have to move.

Rafe needs to lurk the farms a little more, even the dumbest ebegging lolcows have much more compelling pitybux schemes.
 
The house in question with black mold is Hannah and Rafes. I'm pretty sure Hannah's granny owns the house. I mean they can try to sue themselves but it may not work... ;)

I know. When Rafe was in contact with the Discord group, one of the stories she told was that the cat that stayed with Amber for a little while (in the house with the boys and Becky) was kept locked up in a dark basement full of black mold. IIRC, she also said that if the cats were to be taken back by Amber, that was were they'd live.

I now know where the idea of saying that came from. ;)
 
I know. When Rafe was in contact with the Discord group, one of the stories she told was that the cat that stayed with Amber for a little while (in the house with the boys and Becky) was kept locked up in a dark basement full of black mold. IIRC, she also said that if the cats were to be taken back by Amber, that was were they'd live.

I now know where the idea of saying that came from. ;)

Oh so she was trying to lie by omission and imply that the house Eric&Ricky are living in had black mold? When it was actually her house? That's pretty vile.

(I've never seen the Discord group so I'm clueless about what was said there. Apologies. I was trying to make a funny joke but it just came off :autistic: :'( )
 
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I love how all these fat bitches blame their health problems on everything other than being fat.
Denial is a mother fucker.
Yes I love how she mentions scoliosis and migraines in her Gofundme but doesn't mention that their combined weights are probably over a quarter-ton. That gets the sympathy.
 
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