Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.

hotcheetospuffs said:
Eric's latest vlog, he, Rickie, Becky, and Becky's sister in law and nephew go to the lake, but no sign of AL, and it looks like they took the Hyundai, so no room for Amber anyway. I wonder why she didn't go? I wonder what she did all day by herself. I mean, I wonder what she ate all day by herself.
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I'm posting the video because there are a few interesting things going on.

- Starting at 5:34-ish Becky is shown walking towards the car. She looks like Amy Slaton.
- 5:55 Eric and Becky are going out to pay a water bill. There is so much WTF going on with this segment, it's hard to know where to start. They've been living in that house for a long time, but don't (or can't) put their bills on automatic payment. I can give them a pass for not having the money being taken out automatically, but couldn't they pay online?
It says a lot about their financial situation when they can't risk bills being taken out of their account(s) at their age. I can't think of any reason anyone in 2018 wouldn't pay a bill online. Unless someone is giving them the money...
- Eric says that the 3 of them check the mailbox, but it's random so they never know if the others got the mail and each one of them puts the mail down on different spots. Somehow this relates to the bill, but I don't know why.
- They are driving somewhere to pay the bill, but he doesn't know how much it's going to be. Eric is worried and wonders what will happen if it's like $900.00.
- Eric doesn't know that the water company can charge you for the water wasted if there is a leak in the house.
- Aren't Eric and Ricky doing keto anymore? He brought home some sugary thing and a danish from a coffee shop . Becky got two muffins. I don't think the second one is for Amber.
- At 8:56 they are sitting at the table and the swifter thing Amber claimed she was going to use to mop the floor (in her video released on the 7th - link to the thread) is seen at the same spot it was back then. If Amber is releasing videos that are a week old and Eric is releasing videos filmed the day before, it means that swifter/mop has been sitting there since the beginning of the month.

TL;DR/W: those people are a mess, their lives are a mess and the house is a mess. Eric can't/won't function as an adult, and Amber is probably paying their way through life.
 
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I'm posting the video because there are a few interesting things going on.

- Starting at 5:34-ish Becky is shown walking towards the car. She looks like Amy Slaton.
- 5:55 Eric and Becky are going out to pay a water bill. There is so much WTF going on with this segment, it's hard to know where to start. They've been living in that house for a long time, but don't (or can't) put their bills on automatic payment. I can give them a pass for not having the money being taken out automatically, but couldn't they pay online?
It says a lot about their financial situation when they can't risk bills being taken out of their account(s) at their age. I can't think of any reason anyone in 2018 wouldn't pay a bill online. Unless someone is giving them the money...
- Eric says that the 3 of them check the mailbox, but it's random so they never know if the others got the mail and each one of them puts the mail down on different spots. Somehow this relates to the bill, but I don't know why.
- They are driving somewhere to pay the bill, but he doesn't know how much it's going to be. Eric is worried and wonders what will happen if it's like $900.00.
- Eric doesn't know that the water company can charge you for the water wasted if there is a leak in the house.
- Aren't Eric and Ricky doing keto anymore? He brought home some sugary thing and a danish from a coffee shop . Becky got two muffins. I don't think the second one is for Amber.
- At 8:56 they are sitting at the table and the swifter thing Amber claimed she was going to use to mop the floor (in her video released on the 7th - link to the thread) is seen at the same spot it was back then. If Amber is releasing videos that are a week old and Eric is releasing videos filmed the day before, it means that swifter/mop has been sitting there since the beginning of the month.

TL;DR/W: those people are a mess, their lives are a mess and the house is a mess. Eric can't/won't function as an adult, and Amber is probably paying their way through life.
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Very slight PL :powerlevel: I used to live in a state that was on a fault line, but didn't have big earthquakes. One day we did have a decent sized earthquake and when I got home from work I found the most visible damage was a few nick nacks on the floor, a couple of pictures off the wall and my cutting boards shaken off the counter, no big deal. However, I was charged my water bill quarterly and when I got my next bill it was for $1200. I was living alone at the time with my cat and unless she was throwing a block party everyday I was at work I couldn't figure out how this was possible so I called the Water Company and told them there was a problem. They didn't send anyone out to check out the situation. I refused to pay that much because it's fucking ridiculous and there's obviously a problem. Then I find out that if a leak happens on your property, then it's your responsibility to pay for the repair and the water wasted, cool, fair enough. However, they didn't send anyone out to assess the situation whatsoever. Next quarter rolls around and that bill was $1800. By this point they were threatening turning off service so I had to go to the office in person and get a manager (in my best Becky may-I-see-your-manager haircut). Turns out the earthquake had broken the pipe that came from the main to my house at the main and it was gushing water at 2 gallons a minute and I was being charged for it.
My guess is that AL has damaged a pipe with her heft or they forgot to pay their bill and that's why they had to deal with it in person.
 
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Whatthefuck said:
My guess is that AL has damaged a pipe with her heft or they forgot to pay their bill and that's why they had to deal with it in person.
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Nah. Eric was being overly dramatic as usual with the fear of the bill being to high. The story about the leak was brought up by Becky and it was something that happened to her sister.

As for the bill being late, I don't think so. As he was entering Becky's car he said something along the lines of doing it every month.

I don't even remember the last time I paid a bill in person, but wouldn't you just pay the value stated on the bill and pay the extra fees on the next bill?
It could be different where they are, but IIRC, the only time you have to go in person is when the bill is so over due, the service is already suspended, or about to be.
 
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It could be different where they are, but IIRC, the only time you have to go in person is when the bill is so over due, the service is already suspended, or about to be.
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Or you need to pay it in cash. The ghetto grocery stores in my 'hood allow you to pay your water, power and heating bills in cash, for a $2 fee, at the store office.
 
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Eric says that the 3 of them check the mailbox, but it's random so they never know if the others got the mail and each one of them puts the mail down on different spots. Somehow this relates to the bill, but I don't know why.
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My utility company requires you to manually enter the billed amount online before you can pay it. If you don’t receive your bill in the mail or you misplace it before you pay, you have to pay it in person so they can look up your account and how much you owe. I’m assuming that’s why Eric brought up them checking the mail without communicating to each other. Someone lost the bill so they had to pay in person.
 
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Nightlife Monster Truck said:
I've read the thread but if it was explained mea culpa for forgetting. Has Eric ever explained why he takes testosterone injections? Surely he not a M to F to M trans???
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He doesn't seem like the type to be buying illegal anabolic steroids (in bumfuck Kentucky, no less) so I'm guessing he has a legitimate hormonal issue and it is prescribed to him.
 
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ricecake said:
Or you need to pay it in cash. The ghetto grocery stores in my 'hood allow you to pay your water, power and heating bills in cash, for a $2 fee, at the store office.
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Yeah, they have self-service kiosks at lower-end grocery stores in my city near the major college campuses and in the more urban parts of town where you can pay your bills in cash (I think you can pay by card, too, for people who don't have WiFi access). You see the 31 year old guys with whispy pedostaches and shitty tribal tattoos paying at them all the time. They always smell of butt sweat and cigarettes.

Not gonna lie, I was intrigued by the self-service kiosks at first. It seemed like choosing a horse and buggy over a car to travel, but then I realized I might just be sheltered.
 
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hotcheetospuffs said:
I think the woman was talking about someone else. She was with her daughter and was talking to her. Rickie doesn't look out of place in a white T-shirt. He looks like a regular sized person.
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They're in Kentucky. Ricky is not fat by local standards, and being seen in public with Cream Puff, Thumbhead and Queen Quartertonne is only going to make him look thinner.
 
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SAVE TWINKIE! said:
I haven't seen it, but I bet that hurt. Fags take fat-shaming harder than gay bashing tbh
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There is the funniest comment on the video by S LC... referring to Eric they say, "An angry muppet emerges". LOL. HAHAHAHAHAHHA


In the video Eric shows some of the food they ordered at the restaurant. The BeanBags are with them and guess who ordered a HUGE fucking extra plate of rice? Sigh..... minute 7:34
 
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There is the funniest comment on the video by S LC... referring to Eric they say, "An angry muppet emerges". LOL. HAHAHAHAHAHHA


In the video Eric shows some of the food they ordered at the restaurant. The BeanBags are with them and guess who ordered a HUGE fucking extra plate of rice? Sigh..... minute 7:34
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that place appears to be a shit tier Mexican restaurant looking at those plates, but more importantly wtf is she eating? the rice side is just coming into view as he pans, so that's her plate of...slop?

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