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Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.
- Thread starter Broken Pussy
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I think that is the recipe I use for hot fudge as in the fucking ice cream topping..
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and a pint of heavy cream
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What in the world is the point of making the hot chocolate in the crockpot. I see the part of just pouring it in there to keep it warm, but mommyblogs just love putting shit in crockpots. I can't imagine how sweet that hot cocoa is either. Milk chocolate is so sweet, it had all the sugar you would need.
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It is very clear that they're trying to kill her, at this point.
They've had enough of the smell, of the hoards that 'spontaneously' appear in their house, of the screeching, of the binge monster, and they've made the silent yet shared decision to make the process of Amber's dismay quicker.
They've had enough of the smell, of the hoards that 'spontaneously' appear in their house, of the screeching, of the binge monster, and they've made the silent yet shared decision to make the process of Amber's dismay quicker.
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2, but out of those giant mugs she buys that hold two cups.
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So 4X-5X the amount a normal person would have?
At this rate, Amber will be 600 elbees by February (possibly January depending on how hungry the Binge Monster is)
easyaf
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Whhhhhhhhy? Why would you need a cup of sugar when you're already using condensed m.ilk? And m.ilk chocolate (which is sweet) instead of dark? And topping it with a layer of fluffy sugar? I mean, was the aim just to rot straight through the teeth and start eating away at the internal organs? Seriously AL, how're those wisdom teeth? I genuinely can't image that tasting good in the end; wouldn't it end up being too sickly to enjoy drinking? If I were more :autism: I'd plug that into a calorie counter and get the stats. She eats enough food, might want to consider not drinking your calories too.
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Prediction: she will claim that she had none because she "doesn't really like stuff like that". Just like those splashberry drinks Becky made.
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Not sure but I know that hot chocolate is what is in her underwear after a long binge.
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When you're trying to shoot a mookbong and your butt crack's got a poo thong
Diarrhea, blsjsho sjjfjs diarrhea.
When you're trying to hide from Rickie but your undies smelling icky
Diarrhea, psffushs flsushs diarrhea.
When you're dabbing on the haydurz and your friends say "smell ya' laterz"
Diarrhea, squoosh squash, diarrhea.
Diarrhea, blsjsho sjjfjs diarrhea.
When you're trying to hide from Rickie but your undies smelling icky
Diarrhea, psffushs flsushs diarrhea.
When you're dabbing on the haydurz and your friends say "smell ya' laterz"
Diarrhea, squoosh squash, diarrhea.
Here is the nutritional information of the hot cocoa for those curious. I did both the straight recipe (plus the sweetened condensed m.ilk) as well as the version Eric said they made (extra chocolate chips and sugar). I didn't include the marshmallows in either of these because I can't be assed to watch the whole video to see how much they put in.
Eric's version
Calories: 6180
Sugar: 755g
Fat: 294g
Carbs: 789g
Recipe version
Calories: 5234
Sugar: 591g
Fat: 262g
Carbs: 627g
Not that it really matters which one they made seeing as they are both obscene.
Eric's version
Calories: 6180
Sugar: 755g
Fat: 294g
Carbs: 789g
Recipe version
Calories: 5234
Sugar: 591g
Fat: 262g
Carbs: 627g
Not that it really matters which one they made seeing as they are both obscene.
BerriesArnold
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The point of hot cocoa is to taste the actual cocoa. I can't imagine the mess they made tasted of any else but pure sugar. There are many alternatives for added flavor that don't include spiking your insulin; cinnamon sticks, peppermint, vanilla beans, coffee beans etc... I mean, I get the appeal of marshmallows, but adding sugar after using condensed milk is downright pointless.
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You're overthinking it. They're from Kentucky. Warm chocolate drink yum in tum!
Malibougie
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Ha death by chocolate.
Becky started by introducing her to “chocolate gravy”. They have really upped the dosage here.
Becky started by introducing her to “chocolate gravy”. They have really upped the dosage here.
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I see no point in using a Crockpot in that recipe... you could have easily accomplished the same monstrosity in a sauce pan in a lot less time. It's not like it needs cooking time to get good flavour or anything.... Why do these stupid mom bloggers throw everything in a damn Crockpot?
I'm sure many will disagree but Ricky is the only one in that that doesn't annoy me (I realize that isn't saying much since my other choices are: a thumb, a poodle, and AL). Yeah, he's not the brightest lightbulb in the box, but at least he doesn't screech at the camera or act like an annoying princess. He also gets an insane twinkle in his eye that makes me hopeful he'll snap on that house of lazy fucks one day.
I'm sure many will disagree but Ricky is the only one in that that doesn't annoy me (I realize that isn't saying much since my other choices are: a thumb, a poodle, and AL). Yeah, he's not the brightest lightbulb in the box, but at least he doesn't screech at the camera or act like an annoying princess. He also gets an insane twinkle in his eye that makes me hopeful he'll snap on that house of lazy fucks one day.
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Yea. Rickie seems to have a touch of the crazy-eyes, don't he?
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Lmao what a fucking throwback.
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You would have to look very hard to find someone who didn't agree with you. Eric is a fussing lisping moaning rétard with a persecution complex and distorted self-perception, Becky is a special needs slug who is enabling someone's death for rent and board, and Amber is Amber. Everybody can agree Rickie is the least insufferable person in the house.