Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.

[Xenomorph]

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More like: "When will you both stop sponging off of Dusty's Dad?"

Her skin looks horrible for someone in their early 20s

 

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Her skin looks horrible for someone in their early 20s

It certainly isn't helped by the 17 layers of foundation she's got caked on.

 

[Strine]

You'd think access to all that primo swamp mud would give her better skin. Maybe Lord Farquaad repossessed the swamp.

 

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[a834604]

Is Torrid sold out on 54 inch bras or why none of these blobs have fitting bras? Or is this some redneck fashion to have your bra near your ears?

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

Is Torrid sold out on 54 inch bras or why none of these blobs have fitting bras? Or is this some redneck fashion to have your bra near your ears?

It's the hot new trend, called Denial. That's where you refuse to acknowledge you've gotten fatter, so keep wearing the same stretched out bras, shirts, holey leggings, etc.

As long as you can squeeze your sausage into the casing, it fits! Right? It fits, doesn't it? Guys?

 

[Twinkie]

bruh look at the shape of her back, she looks like a ninja turtle. when women get that fat a bra band is not going to stay anchored to the center of the back. It's going to ride up even if it's the correct size. I have made the observation before that it looks like a rubber band trying to stay centered around a tennis ball.

I bet even becky's bra is starting to do that at this point, she's getting extremely fat

 

[meangorl666]

bruh look at the shape of her back, she looks like a ninja turtle. when women get that fat a bra band is not going to stay anchored to the center of the back. It's going to ride up even if it's the correct size. I have made the observation before that it looks like a rubber band trying to stay centered around a tennis ball.

I bet even becky's bra is starting to do that at this point, she's getting extremely fat

Does Becky even wear a bra? Its hard to tell with those teenage boy band t-shirts.

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

Shrek looks like a Peep marshmallow that's been assualted by a torch.

 

[497]

I think the expectation Dana isn't too bad... she looks better than AL's weird filter pics. I keep hoping Dana will lose weight and get AL really jealous. and maybe a skin peel.

 

[thejackal]

I think the expectation Dana isn't too bad... she looks better than AL's weird filter pics. I keep hoping Dana will lose weight and get AL really jealous. and maybe a skin peel.

Sober up and look again. You serious? She looks like a chipmunk spawned in the cleanup of Fukushima.

 

[497]

Sober up and look again. You serious? She looks like a chipmunk spawned in the cleanup of Fukushima.

The cheeks would go down is she lost weight. Not that it matters because it won't happen. But maybe if Dana lost weight and became a knockout it would motivate AL.

 

[LumpySpace]

What in carnation.....it’s actually like her head is on back to front? Imagine her head twisted 190 degrees, it would be by no means a healthy shape, but it would make a heck of a lot more sense than THAT! Anyone who enjoys photo shopping these festering shit sacks, feel free to do that.

 

[Xenomorph]

The cheeks would go down is she lost weight. Not that it matters because it won't happen. But maybe if Dana lost weight and became a knockout it would motivate AL.

Dana is manish and no amount of weightloss would end that caveman brow and Fraggle nose.

 

[Twinkie]

The last video I saw of Dana & Density (which was admittedly months ago) Dana talked about trying really hard to find a job. She must either have one by now or is still looking. Like, at least she's not a useless mooch and at least she's not trying to keep Destiny from working. And at least she's a mobile deathfat, etc. etc.

Basically, Dana has so much more going for her than Amberlynn. Who cares if she's fug? And besides, Amberlynn is pig ugly too. She has a gigantic congoloid popeye chin (I'm talking about her bone structure here, not just fatty deposits) and a big mole on the side of her nose that she chooses to highlight with a nose ring. Also, at least Dana owns her ugliness and doesn't use a dozen different filters.

I hope those two tubby dykes live happily ever after, I really do.

 

[Malibougie]

What willalways make Dana more attractive than AL is that she doesn’t seem like she is a douche bag. She seems like an okay person. AL could lose all of her weight and she’d still be a shitty person.

I never gave Destiny enough credit while she was with AL. She didn’t know exactly what she was signing up for when she took AL on and she did her best it seemed to make it work until AL made it impossible. I miss Destiny she was simple, but bubbly.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

I can't hate on Dana. She drives, has a job, seems to wash herself regularly, and she doesn't want Destiny to be her slave. She's a brick house of a woman, but does it really matter? Destiny and she seem legitimately happy together.

 

[Make Believe]

Dana seems like a bitch to me. I’m sure if something would go on again between destiny and hamber, the beast would come out. There’s something very sly about her.

P. S. our gorl would be more attractive than her if both were skinny

 

[Long time lurker]

She must either have one by now or is still looking.

IIRC one of them posted on Insta saying Dana has a job now (I think she was wearing scrubs or something like that).

 

[ADHD]

Amber could literally destroy just about anyone she wanted just by throwing herself on them, though.