Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.

wonder if AL got the news earlier about the D D breakup and that is what made her go for this optavia bs. was that the bad news that caused a binge a couple of weeks ago?

hmmm, possibly, but I doubt it. I don't think she would consider Shrek and Dusty breaking up as bad news. Unless the bad news would be to try and find a way to leave Necky to try and chase (waddle) after Dusty.
 
hmmm, possibly, but I doubt it. I don't think she would consider Shrek and Dusty breaking up as bad news. Unless the bad news would be to try and find a way to leave Necky to try and chase (waddle) after Dusty.
That would be seriously painful to watch.

Gorl people lie look at her catfish selfies.
Yeah, I'm only skeptical because the people on FB have been known to fabricate stuff for drama when Amber isn't putting out content. If it's real, I can't wait to see how Amber responds.
 
got those fat girl angles on lock. as you also mentioned earlier, she might be on the prowl for a man this time, i really don't think her or AL are true lesbians, something is just off about them, but then again, what do I know.
Dana is confirmed Bi-sexual and something tells me she wants to be back in Kentucky.
 
Amber would sell Becky into the slave trade if it meant even getting a single date with Dusty, but Dusty dumped Amber (after cheating on her, no less) and I don't see Dusty wanting Amber back, especially having progressed with Becky's expert enabling from a 500lb dumpster fire to a 600lb exploding garbage barge. Never forget that Amber is a huge beta and can only ever assert herself by entrapping people to become dependent on her: Dusty knows her tricks and won't make the same mistake again.
 
Is that really the only thing? Consider the source. I don't believe it even though it would be one of the most interesting things to happen in a while.
I was skeptical only because I was like, weve had her PoF profile since like just after Destiny left AL for her, and I seem to recall it looking the same, I dont recall the age but I felt like it could have just been a repost. But then they said they sent it to Destiny and she responded--even that could have been fake, but Destiny changing their channel kind of makes me a believer, I guess. Even if it was fake it may have been a catalyst or something. If she confronted her and they got in an argument.

I dont know why yall would think she's after a guy though, just seemingly out of the blue but maybe it's feminine intuition or something, I dunno. I imagine even fat Kentucky lesbians dont like fat girls, people selfie angle to make themselves look better in any dating profile type thing, it's not like women and lesbian women dont care about looks.

And yeah there's no way Destiny would ever care or want Amber back, especially over 100 lbs heavier and with even more problems.
 
I dont know why yall would think she's after a guy though, just seemingly out of the blue but maybe it's feminine intuition or something, I dunno. I imagine even fat Kentucky lesbians dont like fat girls, people selfie angle to make themselves look better in any dating profile type thing, it's not like women and lesbian women dont care about looks.
Lesbians are notoriously tolerant of substandard appearance, and Dana is basically a refrigerator with a wig. She also has a pretty repugnant demeanour. She'd be better off with a dyke who had... "relaxed" beauty standards; the only kind of man she could get would be a feeder.

Sperging: Men care more about looks because female suitability for breeding is easier to visually assess than male (and because reproduction is infinitely more dangerous and complex for females, so things like youth and good health are sought). Women are less visual since an ugly/older/unhealthy man could still give them healthy kids; she only needs one sperm from him. Hence lesbians often don't care about visual beauty, whereas gay men notoriously seek it in themselves and others.
 
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