Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.

[Xenomorph]

Oh look another gay guy thinking he can drag.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

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DOING MY OWN MAKEUP

The fuck? Did Bruce Vilanch have a butt baby with Jeff the Killer?

 

[PiggyPie]

He looks like one of the rat kings

 

[Dutch Courage]

Eric (and Amberlynn, for that matter) is a perfect illustration of why we are in dire need of either a third world war or a new Great Depression. Look what happens when people get too comfortable and idle. When SHTF again someday, I wonder how many men will be working on their mascara and how many mukbangers will still be active?

 

[Whatthefuck]

Dude,
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE
Get yo self a drag mama. That makeup is TRAGIC
(although thats a nice lip colour for him)

These fucking queens who watch RuPaul's Drag Race and think they can just waltz into drag...that ain't it, sis. Did he bother watching even one tutorial out of the likely tens of thousands out there? Those eyes. I don't know where to start. That lip color is good, but he can't apply it for shit. Gorl. It's a hard no for me.

 

[Owlflaps]

Holy shit, Necky’s lookin’ rough in Amby’s latest vid. She looks like a balding, fat troon / a middle aged mom that gave up on life. Take your pick.

 

[Whatthefuck]

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Holy shit, Necky’s lookin’ rough in Amby’s latest vid. She looks like a balding, fat troon / a middle aged mom that gave up on life. Take your pick.

I was going to go with obese 13 year old sped, but I think there's room for all of these descriptions. I think it's kind of fascinating how she can embody all of these different aesthetics.

 

[marjoram]

I was going to go with obese 13 year old sped, but I think there's room for all of these descriptions. I think it's kind of fascinating how she can embody all of these different aesthetics.

And not 1 of them "pleasing"..

 

[Strine]

I find it amusing that after a few months of Eric's videos being synopsised and discussed here, nobody can even stand to hatewatch him for thread purposes now. The video where he gripped his fork like a Mongoloid and gave a detailed explanation of his methodology for eating pop tarts was a new low in "how can something so aggressively awful be so boring JFC at least the Holocaust was interesting" videography.

I think, like Amber, he was just making a zero-effort troll video that normies will watch (with eight ads) so they can make an unfunny snide comment about it, but I don't know if this is a good tactic for Eric's channel. Amber makes it work because she trades on notoriety, and has some meta-factors going for her like stupid women who unironically support her and a past where she actually gave half a fuck about her life. Eric is just a fat sissy halfwit who is unwatchable even when he tries not to be.

 

[Kelly Bundy]

I find it amusing that after a few months of Eric's videos being synopsised and discussed here, nobody can even stand to hatewatch him for thread purposes now. The video where he gripped his fork like a Mongoloid and gave a detailed explanation of his methodology for eating pop tarts was a new low in "how can something so aggressively awful be so boring JFC at least the Holocaust was interesting" videography.

I think, like Amber, he was just making a zero-effort troll video that normies will watch (with eight ads) so they can make an unfunny snide comment about it, but I don't know if this is a good tactic for Eric's channel. Amber makes it work because she trades on notoriety, and has some meta-factors going for her like stupid women who unironically support her and a past where she actually gave half a fuck about her life. Eric is just a fat sissy halfwit who is unwatchable even when he tries not to be.

I'm pretty sure he only ''vlogs'' to have something to do and get some extra wommart money. I skimmed through his latest vlog, memorial day weekend, and he's literally the poster boy for ''same shit different day''.

- went to walgreens to get his testosterone, bought face wash and washes his face while mumbling for 5 minutes
- mumbles in a car about how they've forgotten to put out the trash for couple of weeks and rickie has to burn some of it
- rickie washes their car
- mumbles in a car with rickie on their way to wommart
- at wommart
- the end

Absolutely riveting, can't wait for part 2.

 

[Twinkie]

- mumbles in a car about how they've forgotten to put out the trash for couple of weeks and rickie has to burn some of it

FFS how do three jobless bums fOrGEt to take out the trash for weeks on end? you're fucking home all day!

And of course the only adult with an actual job, who's away at work all day, is the one who has to clean up after them and burn the mountain of backlogged garbage jesus christ

 

[Kelly Bundy]

FFS how do three jobless bums fOrGEt to take out the trash for weeks on end? you're fucking home all day!

And of course the only adult with an actual job, who's away at work all day, is the one who has to clean up after them and burn the mountain of backlogged garbage jesus christ

I'm not surprised even a little. Princess of the pillow mountain doesn't leave her bed, her special little guy is either wiping her ass or on a fast food hunt and Eric can't perform a simple task without Rickie present. Calling these three r.etarded is an insult to actually r.etarded people.

 

[8008135]

Calling these three r.etarded is an insult to actually r.etarded people.

Absolutely right. Where I'm at, actual r.etards are part of a community workshop program. They have a fixed daily routine, do small jobs for pay, volunteer with the electronic waste recycling program, and help run a small thrift store.

R.etards are more valuable, useful contributors to society than these uneducated wastes of oxygen will ever hope to be.

 

[literally low-key]

Eric and Amber are one and the same when it comes to getting things done. They both watch their significant others do the task, filming it, and then use the pronoun "WE".
We vacuumed the car.
We put away the groceries.
Even seeing it played back in their videos, I don't think they realize it.

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

Eric and Amber are one and the same when it comes to getting things done. They both watch their significant others do the task, filming it, and then use the pronoun "WE".
We vacuumed the car.
We put away the groceries.
Even seeing it played back in their videos, I don't think they realize it.

It is called providing moral support. And they did help by filming.

 

[Kelly Bundy]

Absolutely right. Where I'm at, actual r.etards are part of a community workshop program. They have a fixed daily routine, do small jobs for pay, volunteer with the electronic waste recycling program, and help run a small thrift store.

R.etards are more valuable, useful contributors to society than these uneducated wastes of oxygen will ever hope to be.

In my town, the mentally handicapped clean out parks and empty trash bins. Most r.etards actually do provide something to society unlike our three depressed musketeers.

Eric and Amber are one and the same when it comes to getting things done. They both watch their significant others do the task, filming it, and then use the pronoun "WE".
We vacuumed the car.
We put away the groceries.
Even seeing it played back in their videos, I don't think they realize it.

I was thinking the same thing today, it's always ''we'' unless it's something big like when Amber said she bought a car not we. I don't think they understand how useless they are. Eric's ''we're making dinner'' is Rickie prepping and cooking while Eric mumbles and stands in the way. But I guess Beckster and Rickie enjoy being needed by their self-disabled spouses?

 

[むらさき]

Bad makeup is pretty common, and it ain't a thing compared to a few other thread subjects I follow, but his HAIR. He proved he could style it. The pompadour wasn't good for a pompadour, but it was better than this shit. It looks like shitty doll hair.

Shitty doll pubes.

Eric and Amber are one and the same when it comes to getting things done. They both watch their significant others do the task, filming it, and then use the pronoun "WE".
We vacuumed the car.
We put away the groceries.
Even seeing it played back in their videos, I don't think they realize it.

Both Amber and Eric play the role of foreman. Barking out commands in their insufferable voices.

 

[Turd Blossom]

Imagine coming home from working all day at the slaughterhouse, being greeted at the door with the putrid smell of your unwashed behemoth of a roommate and having your husband "help" you with dinner by standing over your shoulder offering bitchy criticisms and excitedly lisping about how he ate this morning's poptart in the most random way!

I assumed Amber was just being her usual lazy, twatty self when she declared it was ok that Rickie does all the yardwork because he "loves it", but I've changed my opinion.
Except for having to deal with what must be a metric fuckton of dog turds (because no one can convince me that Eric or Becky have ever picked up after the dogs after lazily letting them outside), Rickie probably does enjoy it. It's likely the only time he can escape from his naggy useless husband, Amber's ear-piercing shrieks, Becky's droning about death, and the horrific smells haunting that house.

That yard must be a blissful oasis for him, and in Amber's "Let's Go Outside" video it was clear he's been spending a good amount of time out there working on it.

 

[Whatthefuck]

FFS how do three jobless bums fOrGEt to take out the trash for weeks on end? you're fucking home all day!

And of course the only adult with an actual job, who's away at work all day, is the one who has to clean up after them and burn the mountain of backlogged garbage jesus christ

Duh, that’s another one of Cinderella’s *ahem* I mean Rickie’s chores and he was busy tending to the lawn, laundry, cooking, and washing the fucking car. I don’t understand how Rickie hasn’t gone full postal. Eric must give some great head.

 

[Soda Sink]

Duh, that’s another one of Cinderella’s *ahem* I mean Rickie’s chores and he was busy tending to the lawn, laundry, cooking, and washing the fucking car. I don’t understand how Rickie hasn’t gone full postal. Eric must give some great head.

You can just tell that Eric gives the laziest blowjobs.