Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.

[Strawberry Pocky]

Clock me as "Late" its cool, I know it has been theorized by others in the thread already (and hell, with Bigass AL it's also just obvious/a forgone conclusion...)

Rickie be out there - while his husband and best friend help by watching him cook, being bitchy and then playing badminton, mind - grilling his ass off in the Kentucky heat making damn near A DOZEN BURGERS, AND HOT DOGS plus fuckheaping piles of buttery-ass mashed potatoes to only feed four people? And Hamber is predictably nowhere to be seen?
How many of those burgers and 'dogs you you gorls estimate Necky was being ordered to fetch and carry and run inside to the decomposing sack of lard on Pillow Mountain?

Also.....pretty funny/suspicious that Neckster absolutely loathed and hated the sun and heat and weather while she sat blobbing around outside with Hamber. Looked perfectly happy frollicking about in the yard with Eric tho.

 

[Hecate14]

Which has become sentient first, Becky's flesh beard or gunt?

 

[Whatthefuck]

I find it to be very odd (and suspicious) that Rickie and Eric have a chain lock on their bedroom door, on top of the lock that they have on the doorknob. I've never seen that on a bedroom door before.

It's odd, but I knew someone once who had a dead bolt on one of their upstairs bedrooms and a dead bolt on their master bedroom closet door. Seemed very odd until it occurred to me that he was a broker and worked out of his home so I assume he was keeping records and perhaps checks in those spaces? It's pretty unnerving though to see that sort of thing. It'd be hilarious if the gays had to install that to keep Hamber out of their food stores. Shit, now I have to go back and see if it's always been there.

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

Have you guys ever wondered if Ricky happily goes to work because the smell of dead chickens is better than the rancid stench of the house? Also his cleanliness is probably more appreciated at his workplace than at home.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

I feel sorry for Ricky (and occasionally, Becky). I'd be exhausted if I had to work a full-time job then come home and take care of basically the entire house. Lardass always seems to be filming in the common area so he can't just walk around his own place without wondering if she's eye-fucking her phone somewhere. There's the smell, danger to furniture and hoarding and I doubt there's ever any peace and quiet. She's always filming, having mental breakdowns, eating and screeching. I'd have said something to Becky about needing her to go a long time ago.

 

[bev]

Ricky's got it good, though. Or at the very least, better than the rest. I mean, at first, yeah it sucked for him. But it's been a while and it looks like he adapted pretty well. He gets to leave the house every day with no questions asked. He gets to leave the mess, the drama, the monotony every single day and probably prioritizes his work-friends over the rest. Even when it comes to chores, they're all outdoors (other than cooking which is something he seems to enjoy regardless). Whenever Eric films, it seems like Ricky is always out doing something. Unlike the rest of the group, he isn't trapped and can do whatever he wants.

He doesn't need to explain his gap in employment if things get rough. He can travel anywhere. He has steady, predictable income. He doesn't have a ruined online reputation. He has hobbies. He doesn't need to worry about his relationship. It seems like the closer someone is in proximity to ALR, the more miserable they are.

 

[Whatthefuck]

I feel sorry for Ricky (and occasionally, Becky). I'd be exhausted if I had to work a full-time job then come home and take care of basically the entire house. Lardass always seems to be filming in the common area so he can't just walk around his own place without wondering if she's eye-fucking her phone somewhere. There's the smell, danger to furniture and hoarding and I doubt there's ever any peace and quiet. She's always filming, having mental breakdowns, eating and screeching. I'd have said something to Becky about needing her to go a long time ago.

Don't feel sorry for Becks at any time. She doesn't deserve it. She's the one who introduced this parasite to the household. She's fully responsible for the state of the place. She's directly responsible for the total fumigation they'll have to get when they move out. She's the cause of all of this by bringing Hamber into the equation. No sympathy. For Ricky, sure, he's probably the most innocent of all in the Fag Flop House, but nothing for Becks.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Don't feel sorry for Becks at any time. She doesn't deserve it. She's the one who introduced this parasite to the household. She's fully responsible for the state of the place. She's directly responsible for the total fumigation they'll have to get when they move out. She's the cause of all of this by bringing Hamber into the equation. No sympathy. For Ricky, sure, he's probably the most innocent of all in the Fag Flop House, but nothing for Becks.

I think any sympathy I have for her comes from thinking that she's a bit slow and was lonely when she contacted Al, who moved in on her very quickly. She's gotten so massive, slovenly and seems miserable. Maybe I'm just so disgusted by Al that I'm giving Becky more credit than she deserves.

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

I think any sympathy I have for her comes from thinking that she's a bit slow and was lonely when she contacted Al, who moved in on her very quickly. She's gotten so massive, slovenly and seems miserable. Maybe I'm just so disgusted by Al that I'm giving Becky more credit than she deserves.

You absolutely are, just in my opinion.
Besides 2 years worth of vlogs that have showcased The Thumb as being perfectly capable of being a nasty bitch in her own right (The Soiled Panties incident, a willful and complacent enabler, the bitchfest of a video against Rafe and Hannah that got quickly DFE'd, that she lies to the audience as much as ALR, quitting her job to live like a lazy sponge off of her deathfat hambeast and colour all day, has gone on cunty rageful spite rants on YouNow, is borderline racist, is definitely Transphobic, etc etc)

You say that you feel bad for her because pre-ALR she must have been very sad and lonely and this is why she reached out. Unfortunately it is VERY likely not to be the case....after AL showed off "The first Message Becky ever sent Me!!!" in a vlog for some clickbait, it was pretty obvious that Thumbo Jumbo is DEFINITELY only in it for easy money.

Zachary Michael even clocked Necky's DMs for being creepy as fuck and reading exactly like predatory old gay men hunting out specific targets.

 

[Strine]

Necky is enabling the suicide of a gigantic toddler in exchange for pocket money and being able to sleep til noon. We all used to think Amber was preying on Becky, who was somehow even dumber than Amber, and there were murmurings of pity and sympathy, but we know now that Becky is a conniving bitch cut from the same cloth as Amber (you'd think they'd have more chemistry) and intends to keep all arms and legs inside this white trash deathfat rollercoaster until it comes to a halt when Amber has a diabetic heart attack in a year or two. Becky is fully complicit in Amber's bullshit, and isn't going to intervene in Amber's health until she pulls the plug on life support after securing her inheritance of Amber's hillbilly fortune. Amber may have met more than her match in the predatory dimwit lesbian stakes, here - it seems to me that Becky is exploiting Amber more than vice versa.

 

[Kelly Bundy]

Hold on to your seats gorls, another riveting vlog ahead!

- Eric went to therapy yesterday, has the same case manager as Beckster
- Went to Wommart
- Eric wants to eat healthier, shows their dinner for the night: boxed mac and cheese with frozen fish fingers.
- Amber's stable chicken sausage was on sale at wommart so they bought two packs (can't wait for AL's chicken sausage haul in three weeks, wooohoo)
- Eric wants to eat gluten free, spent 8 bucks on stale ass gluten free bread
- Eric has stomach problems, doesn't know why........... oh loeeeerd, the only fresh item they got was spinach, everything else was either processed or frozen.
- Ricky puts away all the groceries as usual
- Eric wants to learn how to drive, good for him.

-the end-

 

[Guardsman42]

I wonder if Rickie and Eric..well Eric, bothers checking the frozen stuff they buy. There is healthy frozen stuff and well ..frozen processed crap.

I feel Rickie probably checks stuff he buys and avoids really bad stuff..but he also works and is active. Just an odd wondering.

 

[Twinkie]

- Eric went to therapy yesterday, has the same case manager as Beckster

"Case manager" means social worker. I knew these worms were on welfare.

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

We all used to think Amber was preying on Becky, who was somehow even dumber than Amber, and there were murmurings of pity and sympathy, but we know now that Becky is a conniving bitch cut from the same cloth as Amber.
Becky is fully complicit in Amber's bullshit, and isn't going to intervene in Amber's health until she pulls the plug on life support after securing her inheritance of Amber's hillbilly fortune. Amber may have met more than her match in the predatory dimwit lesbian stakes, here - it seems to me that Becky is exploiting Amber more than vice versa.

I think you are both right and wrong..... The Thumb-Tard most definitely chose to quit her job, is very very content to sleep until 1:30pm, and colour in toddlers' colouring books and watch children's cartoons all day long while she mostly-ignores her pet Hamplanet until it starts screeching for it's nightly feeds at around five or six or so (when it wakes up 'for the day') and then starts driving around for all of the fast foods and WalMart junks etc etc. She isn't "happy" by any means (her constant dimwitted, lobotomised/slackjawed stares off into space and dribbling mushmouthed slurring speak volumes) but she is definitely comfortable and complacent living like this and has ZERO will to change at all - this endless revolving door of monotonous nothingness is fine by her.

But where I think you might be giving ThumbFace WAY too much credit is in thinking that she is smarter than Hamber and that this was some calculated, long-con game that she had planned out all along and has won over on everybody. Neck is DUMB AS FUCK. Necky is one of the stupidest, dumbest, most braindead fucking mush-headed morons I have ever seen in my life. She is so slow-in-the-mind I genuinely think that if she was tested long term by a real professional she might actually just about be mildly on the Spectrum. (And that isn't me being a nasty cunt....ThumTard is just that r.etarded) I think she just fell/blobbed mayonaissingly into this life by accident and has no desire at all to even try getting back up.

"Case manager" means social worker. I knew these worms were on welfare.

Oh hell yes, I picked up on that as well. "Case Manager" surely the fuck does not mean "Therapist" or "Psychiatrist."

 

[Chihiro]

- Eric wants to eat healthier, shows their dinner for the night: boxed mac and cheese with frozen fish fingers.

Wait a minute...something doesn't add up here.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

Eric doesn't know how to drive ? Whaaaaaaaat? This hurts my brain.

 

[idosometimes]

Necky is enabling the suicide of a gigantic toddler in exchange for pocket money and being able to sleep til noon. We all used to think Amber was preying on Becky, who was somehow even dumber than Amber, and there were murmurings of pity and sympathy, but we know now that Becky is a conniving bitch cut from the same cloth as Amber (you'd think they'd have more chemistry) and intends to keep all arms and legs inside this white trash deathfat rollercoaster until it comes to a halt when Amber has a diabetic heart attack in a year or two. Becky is fully complicit in Amber's bull[plop], and isn't going to intervene in Amber's health until she pulls the plug on life support after securing her inheritance of Amber's hillbilly fortune. Amber may have met more than her match in the predatory dimwit lesbian stakes, here - it seems to me that Becky is exploiting Amber more than vice versa.

The thing is that Becky will not get a dime. "No way", I say to the idea that Amberlynn Reid has a will. The two are not married. Becky has no claim to any of it.

Becky is just a fat stupid leech. Her entire life is sponging off Amber while, as you say, sleeping till noon and doing nothing with her life. This is why Becky is more hateable than Ambs. Ambs is a disgusting person, but she has a hustle going on. Becky's hustle is moving fat rolls to clean out Amberlynn poop-hole for some $0.82 acrylic paint from Walmart.

Becky is the one who wins in the losing race. Becky will have nothing after Amberlynn. Her eventual welfare will pale in comparison to the life she has now. Amberlynn will be able to make enough to support herself by foolin' rubes on jewtube. Look at the goshdanged comments. People still support her. Becky videos get no views at all. Turns out having lots of dead relatives does result in people watching.

I think you are both right and wrong..... The Thumb-Tard most definitely chose to quit her job, is very very content to sleep until 1:30pm, and colour in toddlers' colouring books and watch children's cartoons all day long while she mostly-ignores her pet Hamplanet until it starts screeching for it's nightly feeds at around five or six or so (when it wakes up 'for the day') and then starts driving around for all of the fast foods and WalMart junks etc etc. She isn't "happy" by any means (her constant dimwitted, lobotomised/slackjawed stares off into space and dribbling mushmouthed slurring speak volumes) but she is definitely comfortable and complacent living like this and has ZERO will to change at all - this endless revolving door of monotonous nothingness is fine by her.

But where I think you might be giving ThumbFace WAY too much credit is in thinking that she is smarter than Hamber and that this was some calculated, long-con game that she had planned out all along and has won over on everybody. Neck is DUMB AS [crackers]. Necky is one of the stupidest, dumbest, most braindead [wonk]ing mush-headed morons I have ever seen in my life. She is so slow-in-the-mind I genuinely think that if she was tested long term by a real professional she might actually just about be mildly on the Spectrum. (And that isn't me being a nasty [meanie]....ThumTard is just that [r-worded]) I think she just fell/blobbed mayonaissingly into this life by accident and has no desire at all to even try getting back up.

Becky hit the white trash lottery here. She is lazy and stupid and ugly and fat and talentless and probably does not smell pleasant most of the time. Her best life would be working as a cashier at Family Dollar next door while being in a sexless relationship with another fat dumb poor lesbian (such statement is superfluous, no?). Amberlynn choosing her was purely about the weak and worthless nature of Becky. Becky has no power. None. She cannot ever say no. If I was big Ambs and Becky's response to an order was givin' a time, I would tell her "get a glonking job, you dumb cow". What can Becky do? Nothing. She cannot afford rent. She acted like her easy job was work in a North Korean prison camp. She is dumber than Lucky on "King of the Hill." And has worse teeth.

 

[Snusmumriken]

"Case manager" means social worker. I knew these worms were on welfare.

Isn’t he like...not allowed to say that? I mean it’s not like the confidentiality police are gonna break down his door but maybe he shouldn’t say that, since that’s private info that pertains to Becky too. Doubt she would give a fuck though, she’s the king of awkward oversharing.

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

Isn’t he like...not allowed to say that? I mean it’s not like the confidentiality police are gonna break down his door but maybe he shouldn’t say that, since that’s private info that pertains to Becky too. Doubt she would give a fuck though, she’s the king of awkward oversharing.

Yeah confidentiality laws don't really apply to random citizens like that, but it's a lousy thing to share about your best friend to your audience who hates her.

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

@idosometimes gorl I don't know if those word-replacements in my Post Quote were your own work or just automatic wordfilters but they were charming and pulled a chuckled from me regardless.

You are absolutely right, as well. The ThumbTard only barely has a sloppy, soupy mush of a brain larding away between her fat ears, and it has been getting noticeably worse and worse over the last 2 years she has been figuratively suffocated under Hamber's abuse and literally suffocated under her own massive (and still growing) amount of fat. Waaaayyyyy back in the beginning of the 'Necky Era' we would occasionally snatch glimpses of her speaking up or having even a whiff of a personality, but now?
ThumbFace McNeckBlob can barely fucking dribble three words out of those fat blubbery lips with any god damn coherence at all. She lards around staring off into space, she colours in toddlers' colouring books and watches childrens cartoons all fucking day.

She is NOT some kind of genius, manipulative, ALR-controlling mastermind.