Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.

[Twinkie]

oh and of course he totally reveals Ricky's traumatic physically+verbally abusive childhood. going into enough detail to disclose that seeing his parents get into fist-fights traumatized him so much that ricky gets unbearably anxious during conflicts and avoids conflicts at all cost.

that explains a lot tbh. now maybe people can stop waiting for Rickie to "snap" or leave or whatever. He'll never leave or stand up for himself.

 

[Whatthefuck]

that explains a lot tbh. now maybe people can stop waiting for Rickie to "snap" or leave or whatever. He'll never leave or stand up for himself.

It also explains why he allows himself to be a goddamn doormat and does literally everything in the Gaycare including work a real job. He's conflict averse. That actually pisses me off even more, though because now I know that it's not a conscious decision and that his husband, his partner knows this and takes complete advantage of it. What a fucking asshole.
Eric, if you do lurk here, absolutely fuck you. You're a disgrace. You are an absolute waste of resources and a horrible partner. I'll take my mad on the internet ratings now.

 

[marjoram]

Absolutely what Whatthefuck said--and let's not forget the Thumb in this...She brought the shrieking nightmare into Rickie's house. All the yelling and tantruming must do wonders for Rickie's mental health.

And here's Rickie doing EVERYTHING to make this marriage work....He made a bad decision and is prepared to suffer for it for the rest of his life while Eric & Co. suck the life outta him a little bit more every day.

 

[Guardsman42]

Rickie, if you read here. You are an attractive hard working man who dislikes conflict.

Get out of that shit relationship, find an actual husband worth your time. You are better off single then the hell you exist in now darling. I think I can safetly say on behalf of alot of the LGBT community, you would be a good catch to many, and you sure shouldn't settle for what the fuck you got now.

Mumbles, try to treat your husband with the respect he deserves, because in any traditional situation, you'd be out on your ass looking for some guy to let you sleep on his sofa because your husband threw you out after one to many mouthy moments.

There is no way the sex with Mumbles is worth all of what Rickie puts up with. Just no fucking way.

 

[Twinkie]

Nothing cringier than writing open letters to cows

also lol at implying they can read

 

[Kelly Bundy]

Hell nah, Rickie doesn't lurk here. His full-time job, housework and taking care of the three adult babies keeps him busy enough.

 

[むらさき]

Broccoli boi posted a new video all about pie, lezbeans, and shitty movies. The only thing of value is a glimpse at the hoarder den.
This should show up at the timestamp 7:29.

 

[bev]

Not pictured is the huge water dispenser purchased during the Destiny era (which is located directly behind his head and I couldn't get a clear shot of).

 

[8008135]

That's one punchable face.

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

That's one punchable face.

I'd lean more towards facefuckable face. Just look at the way he shapes his mouth all the time. Kinky bastards.

 

[Damaged Goods]

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Not pictured is the huge water dispenser purchased during the Destiny era (which is located directly behind his head and I couldn't get a clear shot of).

"Everything I own fits into a small den" - AL

 

[PuckishRogue]

Gorl, Amber looks HUGE. She always does, but FUCK

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

Yeah he muppet-spins too quickly

Spoiler: Water Cooler

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

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Not pictured is the huge water dispenser purchased during the Destiny era (which is located directly behind his head and I couldn't get a clear shot of).

Here ya go, buddy.

edit: god damn ninja'd again

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Apple pie girl went out to eat with them...do I smell a possible double date??? At first I figured she was just a drug dealer who makes pies, but wouldn't it be fun if she and Becky had a secret love affair? I'm sure Amber is already suspicious... but I'm sure she enjoyed her time alone in the house binging.

 

[Billie Ross]

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Not pictured is the huge water dispenser purchased during the Destiny era (which is located directly behind his head and I couldn't get a clear shot of).

That place was so nice before, it could be an amazing office/studio for her "work" as Youtuber, never even bothered to buy a ring light, tripods or a decent computer with desk and comfortable heavy duty office chair .
There's also enough space for an expensive treadmill that holds her weight (since she is ashamed of going outside) .
For someone who claims to make fortunes monthly her life looks extremely poor, we can't even tell her and Becky make more money than Rafe and Hanna's welfare handouts.
She turned the place into Rafe's filial and I bet the cats overflown solid litter trays are over there as well, delicious smells mixed with freshly baked apple pies.... yummi yummi.

 

[MuppetMouth]

...7:29.

Lmao not Eric’s no-talking ass calling himself being Becky’s interpreter.

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

Jesus tap dancing christ, is it absolutely impossible for these selfish, lazy, gluttonous hogs to go for a SINLE DAY without getting takeout or going out to eat? Hell, sometimes they double down and eat out twice in a single day, ALR or no ALR.

Someone please enlighten me since I'm not from the US...is this just deadass an American thing? You hear the jokes and memery about constant fast food and takeaways and eating out and stuff and I've given the stereotyoe some leeway for hyperbole; but honestly fuck me. These lazy sloppy bitches are ordering and eating out fucking daily and on both Channels.

idk, maybe its the difference since we have a much more reserved "Dining out/restaurants are appropriate for celebrations and special occasions" or like maybe you go out once in a while. Ordering takeout is considered lazy and sloppy and slovenly.
I've never seen such cowery outside of HamLard and MushMuppet (and anothrer lolcow, Momokun) so it is honestly just strait baffling.

 

[Twinkie]

A quick google says "the average american eats 4.2 commercially prepared meals per week" so...

What I find funny about those muppet screenshots is the yellow/orange floral decorations shoved up into one tiny corner. When she moved in, those were prominently displayed in the room but I guess our gorl needed that space to store gel pens.

Granted the flower things are ugly but you could tell they were handmade (probably by Becky's mom) and they looked kinda cute with the gray color scheme in that room.

 

[Hecate14]

If Eric's hair looks like pubes, he has to have steel wool where his actual pubes should be.