Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.

The title is clickbait. Only watched the first few minutes and skimmed through the rest.
Dana and Destiny took a Saturday to drive up to Kentucky.
19 out of the 21 minutes is Destiny in her room talking.
For the next minute Destiny and Dana talk as they are about to reach their destination.
The last minutes of the video include Destiny walking to her Mom's house, Shea (Who?) getting his GED, and random photos of their family members are thrown in there.
Wow, 2 months pass and they bless us with this riveting content.
Christ on a bike, they are both so gross. Just absolute amoeba of people. We need a new plague.
 
Seriously, remember the good ol days when we though Dusty was unfortunate looking? She's a stone cold fox comparatively speaking.
Right? Who knew a derpy sloth-face would start to look appealing in comparison? Sheesh. And even she thought Amber was so bad that she ran off with an ogre/fridge hybrid.

It's wild how much better and more normal these cows make everyone else look, including their younger selves.
 
I just realized, Dana reminds me of a fatter Porkchop:

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Summary: Eric and his weird Shirley Temple/Sideshow Bob ringlets step outside to show off a massive tree that came down in their yard. Amberlynn, who was up at the time, said a tornado came through. It took out their power for a few hours and their internet for several days.

And the new "beans" took the boiz to "Yamato's". Watch out, AL and Becky, you're about to get replaced.

It sounds like Mumbles is having a nervous breakdown. He's carrying on about how traumatic it was but don't they have hundreds of DVDs and board games? They could also have, you know, left the house to do something like go see a movie, buy books to read, etc.
 
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Who knows? She could have made Becky do the uploads using a free fast food wifi somewhere.

Hahahaha she has even had the nerve to be a cunt about THAT too. In a video with Necky like, over a year ago when exactly that point was made she said she would never do it because it's where all the "yummy, yummy, most tempting chicken nuggets" are all around her.

I am d e a d a s s.
 
Watching Mumbles mumble on and repeat the same shit made me feel like I wanted to swallow the barrel of a gun. We get it. A tree fell down in your front yard and you didn’t have internet for three days. Why’d the video have to be longer than 5 minutes?
 
Someone pointed out in the comments that at 10:13 of this video eric zooming in so we can't see dem legs on our gorl. He was probably chewed out for those shady pics...

ETA: the right video
 
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