Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.

Feel free to smack the rose-tinted glasses off my face for this.
Is it possible that Eric is setting Becky up with a tugboat so Ricky and he will feel less guilty when they drop the lease? Clearly Becky has no desire to leave Amberlynn (for now), but having even a small amount of money coming in gives her options when shit hits the fan. Eric is not bright, so he's helping Becky get cash the easiest way he knows how.
(I know this is assuming a lot of Eric's ability to plan ahead, but spinning it this way gives me some hope about the genuine nature of their friendship.)
 
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Destiny's gained so much weight, wow. Hardly recognized her with that chin.
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Edit: why did this vid go missing right after posting?
 
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Wow. Interesting that Krystle lost weight and kept it off...but while Dusty definitely gained weight under ALs hamfat influence, she just went right the fuck on gaining well after the epic dumping.
What a shame. AL absolutely fattens up everyone around her, including animals, but it would have been nice if Dusty dropped the weight too instead of packing the pounds on even more. Oh well.
 
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Strawberry Pocky said:
Wow. Interesting that Krystle lost weight and kept it off...but while Dusty definitely gained weight under ALs hamfat influence, she just went right the fuck on gaining well after the epic dumping.
What a shame. AL absolutely fattens up everyone around her, including animals, but it would have been nice if Dusty dropped the weight too instead of packing the pounds on even more. Oh well.
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Krystle has her parents to influence and encourage her, Destiny has Dana aka another big fat ass. two lazy fat asses in a relationship, does not make a weight loss journey.
 
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Bunny said:
Why is everyone in Amber's orbit (or was in her orbit) overweight? Rickie and Eric are the only two who didn't blow up. It's mind boggling. I want to do a study on her and her friends.
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Obesity is socially contagious.
Fat-fueling factors were taken into consideration. For instance, the researchers made sure the effect wasn't a case of "birds of a feather flocking together." Body measurements were taken throughout the study period, showing when individuals became obese and whether they began the study with obese readings.
"It's not that obese or non-obese people simply find other similar people to hang out with," Christakis said. "Rather, there is a direct, causal relationship."

They also ruled out the idea that an outside factor, and not the friendship, caused the fatness. If an environmental factor were affecting both individuals in a friendship, then it shouldn't matter whether individuals are mutual friends or just one individual labels the other as a friend.

The study, however, found that it does matter which way the friend arrow points: If subjects named an obese person as a friend, they tended to be affected by that person's obesity.

But when the person on the receiving end did not label the first person as a friend, there was no "obesity contagion" effect in the other direction. The distinct variable here is who calls whom a "friend."

"The fact that it only has an effect when I think you're my friend is very strongly suggestive to me," Watts said. "That's about as good as you can do in terms of identifying a causal relationship."

Perhaps friends just spend a lot of time together and so would eat similar foods and engage in the same physical activities. But they found the results held no matter the geographic proximity of friends.

"So friends that are thousands of miles away have just as large an impact on you as friends who are right next door," Fowler told LiveScience.

The scientists suggest the findings can be explained if friends are influencing one another's norms for body weight.

"What appears to be happening is that a person becoming obese most likely causes a change of norms about what counts as an appropriate body size," Christakis said. "People come to think that it is OK to be bigger since those around them are bigger, and this sensibility spreads."
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Come on Eric, you useless dribbling mushmouthed piece of human garbage.

Live up to the ONE thing you have proven yourself to be even kind of useful for.....throw us a bone and give us another real-time glimpse of ALR in her natural/unfiltered/normal angle-shot full body glory.

Inquiring minds and curious Kiwis want to know.
 
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Whatthefuck said:
She might get 2 uses out of a standard 100' roll. She'd be better off going with the stuff movers and factories use. Damn, now I really want to see it. First a scale for car parts, now a roll of saran wrap used for wrapping pallets of boxes. What a time to be alive!
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That or Tyvek home wrap.
 
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